Vanessa got flewed out… and Doug’s doing what he does best — being broke. How did we make this jump that fast? 🤣 #BeyondTheGates

The ‘Accutane/Proactiv’ line got the loudest cackle out of me! 🤣🤣🤣 I have a feeling some of the songs are gonna hit me hard. Looking forward to Friday! ✨🦋✨

I’m fully aware of varying situations, however, if you find this problematic, do not write me. I wish some people took their hygiene far more seriously than what they do now… My nose was accosted by foul odors and it was wreaking havoc on my smell goods.

Forever Mood…

Good Morning! ✨☕️🩵

Now… is it just me, or is this app saying that your posts have been posted, then saying that it can’t be found??? 😑

‘Mo Nut’ is a WILD ass nickname. 🤣🤣🤣 #ReLivingSingle

Nigga please. A Black Proverb.

Wayment… So Derek has people going to all that trouble to making his life ‘easier’ while he’s sitting there able to… you know what… 😑 #BeyondTheGates

Normally, I’m against being outside on a work night, but time with Bestie was long overdue. I needed the time and the laughs. ☺️

“When they go low, I take it to hell” be used for the most trivial of situations

Quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

Good Morning! ✨☕️🩵

This spontaneous trip to Vegas… 😑 I am annoyed. #BeyondTheGates

Good Morning! ✨☕️🩵

Shenanigans and a few shots in. 🤭

*Bill. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#BeyondTheGates Late Watch — Doug is a… 🤭 You go to Ted to report the money laundering scheme that YOU ARE ALSO IN, to try to bust it up, but keep you and Vanessa clear? 😑

Happy Sleep-In/Self-Care/Sunday Funday! ☀️

Gonna blame my Bestie, not the outside bar, but I was pressured into shots of Espolon Rep. 😭 …yall know I don’t do that mess! 😭

I got bored inside. Decided to go outside. Whew, chile…

Let me find out who these turncoat ass bastards are that voted for this. 😑 The flops from the Dems just keep on coming, and they wonder why people and voting, or simply us just giving a damn are like oil and water.

So I bought a ticket last night to go see Him. I was like 10pm showing, bet! Let me get a little nap, because it’s been a day and I’m still sleepy from the 12 hr day on Thursday. Woke up… it’s 11:00. ☠️ So, let’s try this again. 🤣 Now seated. Got my popcorn and a frozen Sprite Chill.

This new blending effect on Apple Music for iOS 26 kinda tugged my wig a lil bit just now. Mariah’s A No No to Megan’s Rock Steady, that transition was quite impressive!

Ah, Saturday! ✨☀️

That Cucumber Mint Lemonade from Bibibop hits every damn time! 😋

Finally someone who gets me. I can’t and I won’t. 🤣 I don’t care how good it is fried.

the richest thing you can have is peace

Reasonable Doubt came back real quick! I can’t wait to start!

I just love when people think I don’t know what’s going on… 🤣🤣🤣 What little do you know about me and how I move.

Finally Friday! ✨☕️💛

It would only be fitting that Cardi used Pleasure Principle for Principal. I called it when the tracklist was dropped. 🤭

Well, damn! Pressed play on Am I The Drama… Cardi kicked the door down on Dead! 🔥

Aretha’s Jump To It will never not get a laugh outta me. Luther and Cissy in the back singing proud, loud, and full bodied about an adult appointment… yall better sing about it! 🤣🤣🤣

I just had to say ‘yes’ to this overtime. I hate it now, but my check will make me happy.

Where is my beverage?!? 😭 Today can’t be todaying before 12. 😑

Good Morning! ✨☕️🩵

When Ava is activated… 🤭 #BB27

Gotta remember the icons! Jody Watley, you will ALWAYS be famous! From Soul Train to Shalamar to her iconic solo career—mother could sing, dance, and model her ass off!

Not too scared, but I won’t be surprised by what they’ll try to do and take away next. Angered, yet alert is my current vibe. Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

Ashley and Derek back on my nerves as usual. #BeyondTheGates

“Authorities say they have made an arrest in the theft of multiple hard drives containing unreleased Beyoncé music taken when the pop star was in Atlanta for her "Cowboy Carter" tour. Officials say Kelvin Evans was arrested in Hapeville on Aug. 26.”

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Of course her ass is pregnant!

Welcome back, #RHOSLC!

June… just how long are you intending on keeping this job? 🤣 #BeyondTheGates

This is fucking disgusting.

I just wanna say that I know my girl well. 🦋 But I’m not hating it! Focus on where the bag is constant, and add a dash of what’s new and the hits. Though I would have loved to see a show for Here For It All.

After spending all that time updating all my Apple items last night, one item has reached the end of the update road. My MacBook Pro. 😭

Good Morning! ✨☕️🩵