Giving all of this…

Already thinking about what to eat. Cava sounds damn good.

I am howling because I was on the phone with my friend as I was driving home. 5pm. 100°. Me — “Gotdamn! Do I need to add more Freon in this bitch?!?” Friend was howling!!! 😭☠️ How was my car on Max AC and didn’t feel like it? 🤣🤣🤣

I remember a substitute cried. I also had a teacher in high school, my math teacher… I think he had anger issues. He would get red as hell and throw dry erase markers to the side of the room. He threw them shits like darts. 🤭 Did I get my cackle on when he did it? It was kinda like this —

The dependency of it is making me sick.

Good Morning! ✨☕️☀️

I am really treating today like a Friday. Late to work, oh the hell well. I’ll be there. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I can’t take another “final season”… Survival of the Thickest. 😭 That will be my extended weekend watch.

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I am definitely getting some ice cream.

COME ON WITH THIS WORD.

*Throws darts at a pic of James Dolan.*

People are really out here with hoodies on. 🥵 I just wanna ask them if they have a death wish or something, that’s just fucking ridiculous.

I need to lose about 15 pounds. So uhhhh… 😆😆😆😆🤣😆

My morning walks are a chop this week. 😭 We’ll try again next week when it’s not 80° before dawn.

There is a lot going on with this… And with that said, sign me up. 🤣🤣🤣

Good Morning! ✨☕️☀️

I know a stunt when I see one.

Mother Nature — We get it, girl, now SHIT! Take us off broil! 😭😭😭😭

Where in the hell is LeBron gonna go? My coworker is certain it’s a return to Cleveland.

Yep! Communication is key and the mutual understanding of what this is. We’ll be good!

I cannot stand when you put in a service call, and they set it, but can’t give you a window of time for when they’ll come. Yesterday, this printer said “fuck you, I’m on vacation NOW!” Called it in. “Well come tomorrow!” Me: “Nice! What time?” Lady: “We’ll call you when we arrive.”

Good Morning! ✨☕️☀️

Find a way to pay for it. 🤭

Less than one. 🤣 The time left on humanity has been like sand in an hourglass.

It’s an icy cold ride home. ❄️🥶

If you’re of importance to me, it CAN matter. If you’ve proven through time that you move like an opp when you’re supposed to be someone in my corner, it (the opinion) and you WON’T matter.

“I gots to hydrate,” or whatever Mariah said. 🤭 It’s hot as hell. Heat advisory all damn week. 100° Wednesday and Thursday. Hell is upon us. 🔥🔥🔥

The nerve I had to lie in this meeting about the shit I’ve “worked on” this morning…

Did it ever deserve a birthday?

FYSA…white people please stay out of BLACK folks business on social media. No one solicited for your think pieces and breakdowns or frankly your opinion. These random urges to comment on things that do not even involve you should stop. Now go repost and spread that!!! Leave BLACK people alone!

Good Morning! ✨☕️☀️🔥

Hot outside. Hot in the building, mind you it’s a downtown high rise. Hot in the elevator. Hot in the office — on the 13th floor. Like… what in the entire hell gives?!?

Thinkpiecing should be tiring if you always had “see me after class” written on your essays. If not Teyana Taylor, then who else should have gotten the BET Icon award? I’m seeing a lot of “no, not her” comments, but no other names added to the conversation.

“Al-monds.” 🤣🤣🤣 #RHORI

Why does Shamea think she’s THAT in demand for someone to research her? #RHOA

Message! Been there and back a million times over.

Kennedy Davenport has showed out on this Third Bracket! #RPDR #AllStars

Shoutout to this Keurig that can also do iced coffee. 😋

Happy Sleep-In Sunday! ☀️

In a perfect world. 🥹

I’m glad I got home when TF I did! What is this rain?!? Torrential downpour! 😭

I love a gin and tonic in the summer… 😋 Hendricks gin, two to three limes, squeezed. Cheers!

Time to start carrying tomatoes. 🍅 To play him is a firm and telling choice.

I need for people to have more discernment about others. I remember growing up, I got a good read on people, and it was quite accurate — others dismissed me as being mean, judgy, etc. But I’ll tell you this, I was proven correct on any shady, shifty ass that came my way.

Happy Sleep-In Saturday!✨✨✨

It takes a thirsty bitch to want to pop fireworks directly after a storm, and during the lingering rain. I know it’s the same charlatan that’s been cracking them off all this week. 😩😩😩

Never too woke. It’s a thing!

Me, in my head, when they start that BS…