heated chivalry

Grew up Lord Alfred, tried to become Elvira, and turned out to be Jesse the body Ventura

they should've made a chuckie sized jesse ventura doll and called it jesse "the buddy" ventura

I'd buy one.

gonna post this on all mike lindells posts.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Every gay friend group

Even in that picture, you can see his ear is intact. At minimum, it was just glass or someone else’s blood, as was reported at the time. 1/2

I think I just might 🏳️‍⚧️

Yeah, I’d read that fan fic.

Every loser is from Lakeville. See a loser take on twitter? Take a random guess where they’re from. Lakeville. Every time.

btw fbi, ignore this

Hey guys, is it Maoist to bail out landlords? How about supporting real estate developers? No?

Make Minnesota Maoist (but actually)

Some loser on X cried and reported me for saying the TPUSA ‘reporter’ at Whipple got what she deserved. These people can’t handle speech.

Ventura would fill the skyways with local businesses and make downtown cool again.

Jesse Ventura as Governor would tell Fry to stop being a piss ant and let democracy happen.

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Absolute Gestapo bullshit.

Write him a letter. Only way to get in contact and volunteer, for now: 100 Apple Orchard Road, White Bear Lake, MN 55110

Can we get Jesse Ventura to run again and bodyslam him onto the podium at a debate?

i will go door-knocking in support of another run as jesse ventura being our governor revive the merch from last time too (the neon yellow sweaters that said “my governor can beat up your governor” went so hard)

Trans girls popping a Prog in be like 🏳️‍⚧️🦖

Listen I'd give my left arm to see a real life goblin say that she's a Sexual Tyrannosaurus. ...maybe not any of the other Jesse 'The Body' Ventura lines from that movie, but-

"In 1986, a few weeks before the second-ever Wrestlemania, Jesse “The Body” Ventura gathered the rest of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now World Wrestling Entertainment) roster in a Minneapolis locker room and tried to convince them to unionize." workerorganizing.org/history-labo...

Many are saying this. I’ll settle for governor

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Seriously, can we just let Jesse Ventura be the president now?

“Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura called for the U.S. to pass a law requiring that when Congress votes to go to war, an immediate family member of each member of Congress must immediately be enlisted.“

Defend the Constitution of the Republic of Hungry

The draft dodging coward

Payback time

What a load of bullshit. We knew it was fake. Again look up the wrestling term “blading” then ask former governor Jesse Ventura.

"I don't want a draft dodger telling me what is patriotic." Jesse Ventura

It’s like what Jesse Ventura said: “Men can enlist and die for their country at the age of 18 but can’t even buy a beer at 21”

“Why? I mean, we won. [...] We took it, that makes it our heritage.”

My heritage: "Why? I mean, we won," and that "We took it, that makes it our heritage." -Governor Jesse Ventura

Apparently today is Chris Kyle’s birthday. I’m having a blast on xitter shitting on his grave. Lying POS.

*ventura voice* “THEY’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION”

Ventura ain't got time to bleed, but Trump sure as hell did in Butler, Pennsylvania. Blade job.

I'm just trying to post ventura memes here

No motive. After 480 employees. After 1,000 interviews. After 500,000 files. That is not an investigation that ran out of answers. That is an investigation that stopped looking. Today's newsletter. Link in bio. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Minnesota needs Ventura back as governor. If not him, then who??

The most sober analysis of the state of the nation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=udSU...

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