in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Pure, straight, undistilled evil. Fuck absolutely everybody involved in creating this

Happy fucking FURY ROAD day for all who celebrate.

Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed https://theonion.com/everyone-in-conversation-under-different-impression-as-to-which-horrific-news-being-discussed/

Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge https://theonion.com/heartfelt-apology-robs-man-of-cherished-grudge-1819571566/

Nine Sols is WAY more gruesome than I expected, Jesus Christ. I know I was expecting Sonic the Hedgehog fan art, but I wasn't anticipating child dismemberment as part of that, holy hell.

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

“Mixed Mark”?!? Is this article serious?!? No Wisconsin politician of this generation has been more damaging to the city of Milwaukee than Robin Vos. He has stood in the way of progress, been dismissive and destructive and downright punitive toward Milwaukee. What horseshit

nine sols is on sale for the lowest price it’s ever been as a reminder, I love this game, so now is the time if you’ve been waiting

*taps the sign*

It comes as absolutely no surprise to me that an opinion this stupid and small-minded would come from someone who actively posts on LinkedIn

Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now https://theonion.com/celtics-attempt-to-lure-giannis-by-announcing-payton-pritchard-his-brother-now/

Squirrels/Squirrels/Boys Extraordinary Squirrel Lying is the Most Fun a Squirrel Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

I will continue to evangelize for Nine Sols until more people play it. Play Nine Sols

2001-2008 are when several of my favorite video games, albums, and movies were released. Definitely gotta agree with Parker on this one

Jimmy Eat World and its Moon(s) Gateau Fall Out Teen Chaos! at the Disco Radioheadshoulderskneesandtoes

Retractions never get proportional attention. This one should.

Like, finding basic information shouldn’t be this difficult. We should have a “This Is Objective Reality” channel that’s been built to be impervious to outside forces. We should be funding PBS and public education.

Hot off the press. A well referenced high quality statement from the International Hantavirus Society. High level: - Andes strain is different - some spread will occur - pandemic potential is tremendously low - lots to learn - what happens next is up to us zenodo.org/records/2007...

I hate this man more than I thought i possibly could hate someone

Born too late to fight in the Lylat Wars Born too early to fight in the Lylat Wars Born just in time to fight in the Lylat Wars

SF643D being called retro, even ironically, gives me psychic damage

If you lose a lot of weight suddenly you often gain it back just as quickly. However, this isn’t true in all cases, such as being cut in half by a mysterious ronin who appeared to have not even unsheathed his katana

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Nicer Shampoo Tragically Worth The Extra Money https://theonion.com/nicer-shampoo-tragically-worth-the-extra-money/

I have concluded Dawkins is a moron, even if he doesn't know it

Great, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all day. I can't believe you've done this, Ken

Did you know the “weekend” and working only 8 hours per day used to be considered a radical, socialist idea? 140 years ago today, in Bay View, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 6 workers and a 13yo boy lost their lives to advance this revolutionary idea. A 🧵

It was also really easy to see at the time, numbskull

Not remotely the point here, but ALL yards in Arizona should be low maintenance rock gardens. You're in the fucking desert, no grass for you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CELTICS

This man has never eaten a burger with an over easy egg and hash browns on it and it shows

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Lmao get dunked on, Dallas. Give us the North Stars back

Simple Machines xkcd.com/3239/

This article is about me and I don't like it

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America