if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

Me browsing through the LA Knight iStock images:

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

Sunday night TV is boring af when does House of the Dragon come back?

POV you try to reply to a message on Grindr

Amazing that there are people going after David Hogg for running primary challenges to their favorite smol bean Democratic leaders. Like what are you hanging your hat on at this point, they are demonstrably failures on every front that actually matters, take the L. If they're so great, they'll win

Pro wrestling practice tonight again.

workshopping something

I don’t get the security thing where they text you a 6-digit code. It’s literally just 473064 every time. How has no one else noticed this.

"Here come Dat Boi, oh shit Here he Is!" - Meme I just saw that scared me

I love that this still shows up in my feed somewhere every couple of weeks.

I love that every third account on Twitter is called "The Knowledge Thinker," has an AI avatar, and features a new iteration of racism

You can tell Season 3 of white lotus was written in 2024 because a rich southern Duke alumni spends a week freaking out about going to prison for finance crimes and not just texting his accountant to buy $5 million in $Trump coin for a pardon.

We always hear the worn out trope like “well this is [insert state here] it’s summer one minute and winter the next” and it’s cringy and annoying…but sometimes it happens 🤣🥴

What lmao. Scruff really is the worst sometimes.

Generational wealth, destroyed

Why the hell is The Flint allowed to be a boss blind for the Jokerless challenge? If you don’t get it in the first 2 Antes it’s next to impossible 🙄 #balatro

i’m losing it

Mike Waltz: “You better believe we're going to get to bottom of how this sneaky Atlantic reporter got onto our Signal chat.”

I’ll never say no 🤣 #balatro

Of the 517 times I have used the Wheel of Fortune, it’s hit maybe a dozen 🤣😭 #balatro

Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”

if you are a democrat who is retreating on and abandoning trans people, you are evil and throwing all trans people under the bus won’t stop them for coming after you next

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

If Democrat electeds are annoyed by pressure from voters and constituents, I'm sure the voters would be glad to replace them with new representatives who would welcome a call to action www.axios.com/2025/02/12/d...

i did my best 😭 #balatro

Used the “ALEEB” seed with the Zodiac deck. Lots of fun and new high score! #balatro

it’s so cool that ai generated search results have not once been better or more useful or even correct at all compared to the actual source of information that i’m looking for

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

There was a recently discovered 2nd epic post-Trojan War journey home headed by Buster, king of the island of Grindreus, known as the Bussy

Who did this?

Balatro Joker idea: Mahjong Turns the game into Mahjong with Balatro rules You instantly either win or lose because you don't know how to play Mahjong

Although I had all of THIS, The Fish still took me out 🤣 and hey! How do I get on the #balatro side of bsky?

Oh my God retire you old raisin

there are people out there saying "keep politics out of video games" and their favourite games will be like Fallout or Metal Gear

😂

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

The sudden influx of cat photos on the discover page has me heading to bed with slightly less higher blood pressure tonight

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!