being an adult is like............... i got 6 hours of bad sleep and now the next 48 hours are ruined

YOU IS NOT IGNORING ANYTHING, YOUS JUST DON’T HAVE DA POWER TA FIX IT RIGHT NOW. YOU IS NOT LAZY, YOU IS OUTMANNED, OUTGUNNED AND ISOLATED. YOU IS NOT DOING NOTHING, YOU IS TRYING TA SURVIVE. DA EXPECTATION DAT POWERLESS INDIVIDUALS JUST GETTING BY IS GONNA FIX A SYSTEM DEY DIDN’T BREAK IS NUTS.

Rough draft of a quick rewrite of John Brown's Body (roud 771) I'm calling "Joe Hill's Ashes".

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

I'm innocent! I was framed I swear! Mmmmph! (＞x＜)

Always conscious of Rome's example, the US is embarking on a remarkable new experiment: Bread and circuses where the circuses are all atrocious AI shite and there's no bread at all.

do you think cigarette companies are SO MAD that they got regulated before people in power stopped caring about kids dying

"Lord make me chaste but not yet" is like one of the only things st. Augustine ever said that you could also imagine Rodney Dangerfield saying

Bridget (Guilty Gear Strive)

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Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.

Happy for her #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA #art

Really trying to get myself ready to write again, the last couple of years have really seen none happening, every time I try starting my health just doesn't permit it. But once this migraine clears I am determined to start something!

Trans girls only want one thing. It's to make out in Blood Gulch

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

One of the most important parts of our online heritage is GameFaqs that were uploaded prior to the year 2000. Ones that came after are valid and important, but looking up a nearly-thirty-year-old guide to something is just unmatched.

Good morning

God damn This is what leadership looks like

Those who don't repeat history as tragedy are doomed to repeat it as farce.

lesbian who also really likes cock having the worst day of her life in a room full of beautiful bottom dysphoria riddled trans women who all have a emotional meltdown if you focus on their genitalia for 0.1 seconds

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

My beloved sphere 💚

zoomers will never know what it's like to deal with the gremlins that came in the night and fragmented your hard drive and gaussed your monitor

Need a lady to tie me up and push me down on the bed, then keep whispering praise and compliments into my ear while I can't run away and keep squirming from embarrassment over and over again until my mental walls break and I can sincerely take in and believe in the compliments

headscratchers hilarious in hindsight jumping the shark

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

Bruce Wayne has to be in the Epstein Files, right?

Man one thing that ultra sucks about being trans is you can't kys for reasons completely unrelated to being trans. Being trans is great I get to be a woman (in principle at least) but if I top myself because of cataclysmic depression or being in so much pain it'll be a trans statistic instead :(

Thank you for your unending support of Trans folk, @chiitan.love! 🏳️‍🌈

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

I don't particularly care about the WH but it's incredibly funny that the way media showed Shit Has Gotten Extremely Real in any kind of political thriller or invasion story was the White House getting fucking demolished and Trump has just. Done it.

That's another philosophical 'problem' put to bed by Zach Weinersmith. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-8 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Spiraling into greater madness when I recall that I am absolutely certain car transporters used to have another name* everyone used and that I've been Mandela'd into a universe where they don't. * Not just like car trailers or whatever, a single word standalone name

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas. Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years. Viva New Vegas. 🎲

@catsofyore.bsky.social from a magazine article in 1931. the American writer Sophie Kerr had a cat with an excellent name. archive.org/details/sim_...

Today one of those days where I'm not at all upset about mortality because hoo boy, would not mind the sweet release of oblivion right now. I'll get through it, I always do, but this is the worst time I've had in months or maybe years.

I don't see the problem tbh I think it's very normal for someone to want to memorialize their dead bestie. Nothing wrong with the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

Not to both Politics and "Back In My Day" on main, but I've really been struggling with the fact that a lot of stuff that would have been unacceptable to the point of instant social and political death in the 90s is just like. Mainstream now

I remember when the center were the ones saying Platner didn't have the juice. It was up until the moment his nazi ink was revealed. As soon as the left started saying "Actually wait this guy sucks" the center were accusing us of excessive purity tests and impossible standards. 🤔

plus ça change

Happy 40th birthday to the Sega Mark III! The console that would be redesigned as the Master System and then brought back into Japan and re-released with that design. Here in 1985, though, we have this cream slab promising real arcade action in the home and going toe-to-toe with the Famicom.

We need to go back to when RPGs would straight up call bad guys shit like Hel Spites.

Must go extremely hard to be one of the dudes getting to tear down part of the White House

Arrrgh goddamn migraines Just a huge pain in the ass oh my god Can they fuck OFF

being a good christian woman my whole life only for god to tell me at the pearly gates that my afterlife depends on how much of her cock i can fit down my throat