Girl who destroyed a man at rat screw even though he was clearly cheating

Making my girlfriend think I’m a depraved and disgusting pervert by calling her “a total sweetie” and threatening to make an honest woman of her

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙

This whole time I thought that “Butlerian Jihad” was a reference to Judith Butler 💀

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit

Girl who DEFINITELY doesn’t have a kink for being bigger and stronger than her girlfriend

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Twitch streamers

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

Hollow Knight is a great series because it’s brave enough to ask, “what if a bug could get it?”

Split attraction, but romantically attracted to trans women while being sexually attracted to both cis and trans women

Also, depending on the measure of horsepower you're using, that horse will produce more more horse or less more horse than other horses.

You ever accidentally scratch your girlfriend a little too hard, draw a little bit of blood, and end up realizing some things about yourself? Haha yeah me neither

Trans woman who’s a chaser but for cis women. Is this a thing? Do we have a term for this?

saw someone on a dating app describe themself as “aegosexual” and ngl that shit just sounds like dysphoria

10 games to get to know you Super Metroid Avernum 3 Fallout: New Vegas Doom 2016 Fire Emblem Hades Super Mario Bros. 3 XCOM 2: War of the Chosen Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis Pokemon HeartGold

christina apple-gate: thread

[girl who had twenty-six hours of intermittent three-way lesbian sex voice]: yeah, my weekend was nice, how was yours?

concept: fucking a girl while your service sub girlfriend holds her hand and encourages and praises her while also egging you on to fuck her harder

Good morning

The Doom 2016 soundtrack is my perfect workout music both because of the vibe and because with where my arm exercise is in each workout, I can gauge how well I’m staying on pace by whether I’m at that point in the workout when BFG Division comes on

AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet theonion.com/aol-to-...

The feminine urge to tear a woman to shreds

@radicaldreamer.bsky.social I’ve literally been thinking about moules marinieres with crusty bread since you posted about it three weeks ago, mussels were on sale this week so I finally got to make it. You can’t see the sauce in this picture but I promise it was really tasty

...what is the minimum required number of starlings necessary to play DOOM?

Ask not on whom the Hulkamania goes wild, it goes wild on thee

They Might Be Gender Thoughts

My score for “converting girls to injections” is now up to at least five

Mentally, I am here

A girl I’m talking to told me she had a fantasy about being hunted and while I’m not surprised that I *am* into that, I was a bit caught off guard by just *how* into it I am

Union busting is homophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

somewhere out there, in the worst clubs of Miami, there exists a chaser gusano with temu Pitbull aesthetics who only drinks Futa Libres.

As a communist, I could never date a liberal because there would be a problematic rage gap

why would trans women be motivated to press AMAB people who are clearly uncomfortable in their own skin about whether they’ve considered trying she pronouns/dressing fem/taking estrogen? it must be because we want to invalidate nonbinary people

Last night at a bar, a woman told me my ass was “an engineering marvel” and I’m still riding the high

I must not fedpost. Fedpost is the skeet-killer. Fedpost is the little meme that brings no-knock raids. I will face my anger. I will permit it to pass through me. When the fedpost has past I will shitpost. Where the fedpost has gone there will be nothing. Only ToS compliant skeets will remain.

I have never been so fucking called out in my entire goddamn life

Successful right-side abdomen injection complete, estrogen warm fuzzies acquired

boymoding

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

Okay minor snag in the whole going to the gym thing; I once again can’t find my headphones 🙃

Sad, having executive function issues, and my arm’s still sore from a tetanus shot, but I’m gonna go work out anyway, dammit

Friend of Dorothy, but the one from Golden Girls

Girls, please, lift weights. At least do two half hour bodyweight workouts a week. You’re not going to get huge and bulky. I have a fairly intensive diet/exercise regime, and while I’m visibly muscular, I’m not even close to looking like a bodybuilder, especially not a male one.