File under No sh*t Sherlock.

Here you go. A handy cut and keep for annual RW rage.

I'm just pivoting to boomer meme posting I think

youtube.com/watch?v=TOQQ... I mean, come on!

youtube.com/watch?v=SvZH... Ridiculously beautiful.

Ah Brian, you were just amazing and this song will always fill my heart. youtube.com/watch?v=6Vv_...

Hey BBC, I've got a great idea for a show if you want to appeal more to Reform voters…

🎵It's the most wonderful time of the year.🎵

A reminder that when the Sycamore Gap tree was cut down people immediately started blaming immigrants and teenagers... It was neither. It was two white Englishmen in their 30s.

RIPE is officially 10 years old today. Hard Rock, Steel Drums, Funk, Space Dub and big piano pieces... Dream big or go home. Thanks to @fieldmusicmusic and @memphisind, @marcrileydj for changing my life at 30 odd years old. My Life would be so different without it.

Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again

thinking about this today for no reason at all

Wave Pictures at @thegeorgiantheatre.bsky.social were excellent tonight and lifted my spirits sky high. Amazing #livemusic in a really lovely venue .

one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason

BRILLIANT! 👊💥😂

Much like the poor girl in Maurice Dodd's 'The Perishers' cartoon strip. (Her butler was poor, her chauffeur was poor...) Should we start a crowdfunder for him?

youtu.be/kWhzG9cQGgc?... Still the single most exciting thing I have ever heard.

Durham University Hospital A&E staff treated my 82 year old mother like a Queen today when she had a health scare. She's feeling better, she's home and grateful for every seriously lovely member of staff who helped her ( and me.) The #NHS doing what it does best.

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

Yep

I have deleted my Amazon apps, unplugged Alexa and I've stopped buying from them. It might not change Bezos' view but I'm not buying whatever he's selling.

Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Don't be so coy Nigel. Also maybe calm down a bit when you're challenged. ( That "Ah, hang on..." bit of flannel is a dead giveaway btw)

Oh man...

Anyone who isn't regularly checking in on the #Emails2DOGE hashtag (both top and latest) is seriously missing some #BlueskyGold

"Holy fuck, why did you wait for me to judge them? Why didn't you do something when you could have? Didn't you realize that by the time I did my judging thing it would be pointless and far too late?" - History

Entirely done with Threads now. I realised I was never going to make the switch without making a total break from there.

Might stop him talking out of it.

@martintype.bsky.social and @louisepowell.bsky.social have created the most wonderful exhibition combining outstanding photography and words to create CoalFace. It's on now at Sunderland Museum & Winter Gardens. Please go and see it if you can. Then see it again.

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

Wow! We're at 1k followers! We're so grateful for your support! 🧡 As a thanks, we are giving away one of our popular tartan scarves! To be in with a chance to win, you need to: 1. Be following us 2. Share this post ** Competition closes 3pm tomorrow. Winner announced at 5pm! ** Best of luck! 😃

Happy to share

@fieldmusicmusic.bsky.social being brilliant at @poprecsltd.bsky.social this evening.

Solid 3.

I hope the Prince Charles cinema can fight this. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

Oh hun...

Sunderland has always produced great music and great musicians. #SunderlandMusicCity.

He is indeed delicious. Follow him.

You asked for it! Bitter Orange Tart is #RecipeOfTheDay www.nigella.com/recipes/bitt...

A new blog post on positive reading in negative times thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/godammit-y...

You can take the boy out of the apartheid era inherited emerald mine but you can’t take the apartheid era inherited wealth out of the boy.

Bugger this for a game of skittles. I'm listening to the Grateful Dead. Comfort in angry times. #deadhead

As a tribute to the great Tony Slattery we're re-releasing my chat with him at the Edinburgh Fringe from 2019. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... He was brilliant and open and honest on this. So sad to see him go.

An information dark age is upon us. I’m logging off | Stewart Lee www.theguardian.com/media/2025/j...

Monday nights on BBC2 were Twin Peaks nights. I'd recently returned to college to study drama, all our break time convos seemed to revolve around this extraordinary show. A massive talent and it feels like a massive loss. #RipDavidLynch

Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.

Absolutely this. Thank you #DavidLynch

See you there.

Product idea: 2025-branded Whoopee cushion, but when you sit on it, it lets out a loud sigh