would Skittles cookies be good

drunk driving a cruise ship would feel so good no cops to harsh your buzz and no lines just you and the sea on your face and 3,000 souls who like your hat

Watching 127 emails come in after not opening outlook for 1 week

Some of you knew this whole time that Belgium is nothing but beer and fries and you kept this information from me

stock marken't

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

You’re in her DM’s, I’m in her VW Tiguan eatin Starburst. Maybe we are the same.

Mister Rogers never misses

Pioneer shit

Me n whomst

Packin’ Heat (weed pipe)

@skyewallacemusic.bsky.social Cameron House might be the coolest venue i’ve ever been to!

Tronna for the week letsfuckingoooo

big plans tonight.

Toronto this week for one last stop on the conference circuit I just want to sleep

Cheese and self-care. My two favourite things.

If ‘murica invades and we force em all to get free healthcare

Being high 🙅‍♀️ Being "stoney baloney" 🙂‍↕️

My view

Why can’t we have fun darts in Canada

Faking my death to stay in South Africa don’t fuckin rat me out

If I don’t come home please don’t look for me I’m in a better place, trust

Cape Town is amazing btw

@skyewallacemusic.bsky.social blueskye wallace

Nevermind I’m switching teams i’m pro global warming now this -20°C shit can knock it off asafp

Self goddamn care

Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring

Am i sweaty from the flu or from trying two new meds on the same day or is it both

Guaranfuckinteed the pioneers in 1920’s Saskatchewan used to party hardy after a blizzard of that magnitude bring back Blizzard Survival Parties

what's the matter babe you've barely obsessed over your follower count today

Okay fine it snowed a fuckton

Why does Santa have such a large sack? He only comes once a year

New shoes; old dog

Snow some more Sask i fuckin dare you

Shopping for a front entry mat that says “i think you should leave now”

Normalize giving up

Broloft; antidepressants for dudes

Intense Winter Storm Forecast would actually be a pretty good band name

Relax your jaw.

Engaging in workplace politics (dutifully laugh reacting to a colleague's joke on Teams even though it's not a certified banger)

Just doing some light reading on the subway

at least Slow Dystopia is the funniest apocalypse ever

I am sooooo sorry I smoked in your precious operating room fucking nerd

I know what you did last summer? Buddy I don’t even know what I did yesterday

[Live Science]Space photo of the week: Hubble spies a 'cosmic tadpole' in a sea of red - Livescience.com Amid the Soul Nebula's harsh red light, a cocoon of gas holds baby stars in the making in this ethereal new Hubble telescope image.