Angel, when you help with chores it brightened my day. Peer-reviewed and approved

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

witches: goth nerds werewolves: goth jocks vampires: goth preps mummies: goth goths

Why is DC like this part 2

Why is DC like this

Ordering a cranberry juice at the bar and telling the bartender to leave the bottle with much seriousness

A quick note: if u find yourself face-to-face with a Mattress Firm ad starring my lovable memepooch, know that it was a legit licensing agreement and it's all on the up and up. Thank you!

Rebel Loon of Minnesota. No AI. Permission of artist. Please share far and wide. Other states are making their own state bird rebels in solidarity.

Ban stock trading by lawmakers in Congress. Full stop.

The more you know. We are all chimeras at a very small level. You likely have cells in your body from your mother and your siblings that were born before you. How this chimerism influences your immune system is beginning to be unraveled. #Science #ScienceSunday

It's getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes. I am getting so cold, I wanna put my clothes on.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."

wake up #hansrik nation

Gender is drag and I'm getting eliminated by RuPaul and a panel of judges

Sanrio characters and their thoughts on pegging

The Austrian Military is replacing Microsoft Office with LibreOffice. Their primary motivations are digital sovereignty and cybersecurity, with a special emphasis on Microsoft processing data on their servers, even for on-premises applications. #opensource #digitalsovereignty

I feel seen.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Impressive! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Robert Kennedy Jr. has a clear personal financial interest in going after vaccines and undermining science and public health authorities. He’s a longtime anti-vax profiteer—author of anti-vax books, founder of an anti-vax group that paid him big $ and will bring him back after his time at HHS.

The nasal spray flu vaccine FluMist was first approved in 2003. Now, instead of going to a pharmacy to get it, you can order it online and take it at home. My latest for @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/now-yo...

Uh oh. If Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files, I’ll have to return my Bill Clinton bible and remove the giant Bill Clinton flag from my Dodge Mega Cab RAM.

it’s that time of year again

Nana

To be technically, correct Palantir CEO has not endorsed Cuomo, but has backed Cuomo and has paid significant amount of money towards Cuomo’s campaign!

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

If you wear a gaiter over your mask the cops will assume you’re racist and leave you alone

Big picture: The ICE roundups aren’t really about immigrants. They’re about stirring unrest in Blue cities to justify putting military boots on their streets. Meanwhile, Trump is telling ICE to stop raiding farms and other favored industries. It’s all theater—and the immigrants are unpaid extras.

when @dieworkwear.bsky.social posted about being undocumented, JD Vance made a post seemingly to suggest he should be deported. this is how Derek Guy responded. he, along with the internet’s most loved/hated personalities told me how they deal with trolls read: www.wired.com/story/how-to...

No King but Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

The NRA mostly a tool commandeered by Russia to hurt America btw

Tourist tries American Dosa for the first time. #americandosa

Inside of you there are two wolves of wall street

Ladies would you rather be lost at sea with a man or shark?

So over for you hoes

No nectar, no pollen, just doing it for the love of the game

This will make your Gen X and Millennial friends day

I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.

"Intel and Sprint backed a mobile technology called WiMAX, but it turned out to be a huge mistake. Here’s a dive into why WiMAX lost to LTE in the race for 4G, and how it eventually led to the collapse of Sprint, despite being backed by ISPs and Intel"

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

The plot of Stardust: stealing fighter jets. 🤭 — Source: www.instagram.com/iamsolomonica/