Esta historia y muchas más como esta en “Señoras que se empotraron hace mucho” y “Más señoras que se empotraron hace mucho”. Y para historias de mujeres más conocidas tenéis “Señoras Ilustres”, que incluye ilustraciones preciosas de @medusadollmaker.bsky.social como las que podéis ver abajo.

Bueno, amijos, como lo prometido es deuda, pues hoy os voy a contar la historia de la señora que cada vez que empotraba a otra dejaba escrito en un diario cuántos orgasmos había tenido cada una. Hilo:

Bueno, amijos, como lo prometido es deuda, pues hoy os voy a contar la historia de las dos señoras a las que Jorge III les puso una pensión vitalicia por ser bolleras. Hilo:

This was sold in the Beautiful Books section at my local Waterstones. And it is a lovely physical book (as well as one of Pterry’s finest) so now it’s in my library awaiting my retirement.

reaaaally happy with how this one turned out 💕 yarrow aldwir for @drowneddaisy.bsky.social !! mwah

People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.

I saw the “let’s sleep with mama” meme and decided to redraw it. (Also I keep forgetting to add alt text and I am so sorry. I’ve no idea if I did it right but I tried) #DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #TheIronBull #Blackwall #DorianPavus #myoc

#DragonAge It looks like a hater reported one of Jessica Clark's posts so she unfortunately cannot go live on Insta for 24 hours and she'll have to reschedule her signing. 😔

I’m still alive if anyone wonders haha. I’m a bit sad about not having been able to contribute during DA day but, even if I’m late I have to tell you all DAsky how much I love and appreciate you, even if from the trenches for now. Whenever my adorable velcro baby lets me recharge, I will come back!

As I saw so many pretty dwarven Rooks on my timeline yesterday, I was inspired to make one. Allow me to introduce you all, Vito de Riva - my Antivan Crow charming rogue with a good sense of humor and heart. He will romance Neve. #Vito #Rook #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #virtualphotography 💜

For my main gift for the #Templartationsexchange2025 , I had the pleasure of making this tarot inspired piece of #NeveGallus and #RanaSalvas ! #dragonage #veilguard

Magic and love make a difference 🏹 #DragonAge #Veilguard #SethraMercar #LarkArt

Y'all only have ONE WEEK before the sale is over ‼️‼️‼️ #commission #christmas

Happy #DragonAgeDay 🐉💗 This year I had the honor to contribute the @worldofthedaszine.bsky.social free zine with my spot art for the Tevinter Imperium section!

may i offer up some more bearded emmrich propaganda on this fine #dragonageday #dragonage #datv #emmrichvolkarin #veilguardspoilers

Las protestas en La Vuelta y la forma que hemos tenido de mandar a zurrir mierdas a los organizadores de un festival que blanquea un genocidio, son de esas cosas que te reconcilian con Mi Españita. Tenemos nuestras cosas malas pero al menos estamos en el bare minimum de respetar los derechos humanos

Sad that I couldn't make anything for this year's Dragon Age Day, so please enjoy some old Solas art ❤️ #DragonAgeDay

For Dragon Age Day and I want to say thank you all the people who helped bring Dragon Age to life. All the writers, animators, artists, actors, coders, QA and literally everyone who helped shape all the amazing worlds and characters in Dragon Age. This series changed my life and I'm so thankful ♥️

Ojalá nuestro propio Ejpañavisión. Cada provinicia elige a su propio mamarrachDIGOOO cantante para representarla, y que lo presente Ramón García, y que nos piquemos con cosas rollo "Ya claroooo es que siempre gana una provincia andaluza porque son muchoooos" o "ay, nadie vota a Badajoz..."

🚨 CALLING ALL DRAGON AGE FANS 🚨 We want to hear from YOU! What characters do you wish you saw merch for? Who are your favorite fan artists? We want to know! Fill out the survey here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd3OezNGEGFGA_GgC-eTEMHAu6dhhiKnSw42ZlRhd8N9EW-vg/viewform?usp=dialog

Waaaah too much stuff came up to get this done by the end of THE DA day... but it's always DA in my heart. So there.

Happy Dragon Age Day! A few weeks ago while I was on leave I finally finished my making my candlehop. As soon as I saw these little guys in Veilguard I was obsessed. There’s a few tiny details I’d change if I made another but overall I’m pretty happy with how it turned out.

The Dragon Age Veilguard cast has seen and approves of all the smut and wants the fanbase to keep it coming! They also said they love the DA bluesky community and how kind everyone has been to them! 💜

Never going to be over DAbsky getting a shout out of love from the VAs. 😭 im happy we've built such a nice community here and I know ive been kind of strung out lately but truly this community is so sweet and a bright spot for me. I dunno what id do without you guys

woweeee its dragon age day!!!!! #DragonAgeDay i want to go back and play veilgaurd again with a third build so bad

Chat and I watched the DATV Q&A during my stream and it was wonderful and this totally happened #wip #dragonage #veilguard #oc

I have truly appreciated seeing everyone's art, memories, and love for Dragon Age here on Bluesky today. I'm grateful I got to tell stories in Thedas for a while and that characters and songs I created resonated with people. It means the world. Have a beautiful December 4th.

As some of you are aware, part of Dragon Age day was to thank the DA Devs for all the hard work they put into the series we love so much. This is also the first DA Day where we have no DA team, as they were laid off earlier this year. So let's make an effort to support their new projects!🧵

Happy #dragonageday! Here's a little bit of intrigue featuring my ancient elf Enariel and the prettiest girl in Thedas, Briala <3 #dragonage

WHATEVER DWEEBS. BOYCOTT IF YOU WANT. #ELGAR'CON2025 FOREVER!!

Happy Dragon Age Day! I have, er, Rook and Neve but they shrunk in the wash #stephstuff

babe i think u might wanna check on ur guys

Denver is very sick and is most likely going to lose his eye, so my shop is 25% off right now to help with vet bills. Any support is extremely appreciated ♥️ www.etsy.com/shop/PinsbyK...

@raposabranca.bsky.social we don't deserve you ❤️ GO COMMISSION THIS FABULOUS ARTIST. You won't be disappointed 😍 #GeneralHux #Armikara #LucanisAndAloisia #BosmerCutie #Commissions

Art from talented & lovely people is always worth waiting & saving up for. The incredibly kind & amazing @caffierogue.bsky.social just sent me the final on art of my Inquisitor Ny'Ari & Solas. I'm absolutely in love with how gorgeous they look🥰

Nos han comunicado que no habrá nuevas temporadas de El Condensador de Fluzo. Como dijo una vez gente más sabía que yo, es un pequeño milagro que este programa haya llegado a las pantallas. Orgulloso del trabajo realizado y feliz de haberlo hecho con gente increíble. Hasta siempre, #FluzoForever.

Pretty sure this is how Neve and my Rook's first date happened. #DAFanFriday #nevegallus #neverook #stephstuff

Y luego tenemos a Emma Penella, Terele Pávez y Elisa Montés, que renunciaron al apellido de su padre Ramón Ruiz en condena por ser uno de los implicados en la detención y asesinato de García Lorca.

So: did you KNOW that my partner, who's now an indie game dev, has started making games by interning in BioWare AND working on Shale's DLC? And that she has this dangerously addictive (/pos) SciFi deckbuilding roguelike on Steam with 100% positive reviews and 20% off now? (and a Xmas update soon)

The Veliguard cast is doing a live autograph signing after our livestream Q&A on 12/4. 🥁Shameless Self Promotion🥁 Lucanis- streamily.com/zach-mendez Rook (Jeff)- streamily.com/jeffberg Harding - streamily.com/AliHillis Emmerich- streamily.com/nickboraine Neve- streamily.com/jessicaclark

10 Dragon Age facts you can use that isnt overused: 1.) DA2 was made in about 16 months. 2.) The DAI tarot for the Nightmare difficulty is Duncan from DAO 3.) In DAV, if you do not customize the Inquisitor you have slightly different dialogue that assumes you didnt play DAI.

I think about it every fucking day. And this from @volts.wtf 👇

wife………. #DragonAge #DATV #NeveGallus

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

Dragon hunter 🔥 #dragonage #art

happy #DAFanFriday! bringing over this comic from a couple weeks ago because their red light conversation still lives in my head rent-free. #NeveRook #stephstuff

Like, don't stop talking, love, I wanna hear it all 😩 Need to record a real conversation but that's so rare with him 😮‍💨 #DragonAge #Veilguard

HAPPY MIGHTY NEIN ANIMATION DAY!!!! YAAAAAAHHH!! I am so HERE FOR THIS IT'S MY FAVS AHHHHH Also in celebration of them somehow making Beau EVEN HOTTER animated, I drew a hot Beau :P #CriticalRole #CriticalRolefanart #CriticalRoleart #TheMightyNeinanimated

🦋 #frankenstein

Nos escandalizamos con EEUU y veo que pasa también en España. Ay, ojalá gobierne la izquierda pronto para que empiecen a impedir estas cosas.