I mean that's fairly accurate

When does the pre-teen/teen moodiness stop in boys? Asking for a friend.

Now I know who should have been cast as Odysseus

Today I learned that there's more episodes of King of The Hill out! I'll need to get on that!

When we say "AI will never be able to replace what a human can do" this is what I mean. Thoughts like this that go into creative works add 50 more dimensions to any creative work, and AI cannot do that.

My army is growing! They are sending their regards!

I NEED THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Also Gillian Anderson just keeps looking better. This woman is like a fine wine.

✨ listen to your body ✨

Alright, Algo Gods, community, esp the kind LGBTQ and allies, accomplices, I'm here with an overall update (and an attempt to convince you to buy me a coffee); topics at hand: disabled parent, clinical depression, lgbtq (trans), hope to survive despite it all 🐼 >>>

Jokes on him, my numbers were fine! Had nothing to blame my weight for.

At the doctor's. Prepared to have everything blamed on my weight.

Lucanis Dellamorte coded

Arguing with 11 year old that he can't stay up until whenever because we have get up in the morning and go to work. He can do that at his moms, she doesn't work. But we do. So he needs sleep because he's a kid and growing and needs enough sleep so he wakes up on time. And that makes me the bad guy.

What have I done?!

OK this is it. I'm weirdly obsessed about it.

The fic that plays in my head that I've been somewhat working on has the cutest little dialogue on repeat and I'm at work! I'll have to write it down later and share it. And I need to keep it in my head so I won't lose it!

✧ #LucanisWeek2026 ✧ [Day 2 - Knives & Daggers] It's technically a rapier but I made this in the middle of the night, and I like how it came out. So rapier it is 🙏🏼

Lucanis Week 2026 by @lucanisweek.bsky.social - Day 02: Knives & Daggers "I wanted to tell you so many things at this moment and yet, I couldn't say more." #lucanisweek2026 #LucanisDellamorte #Rookanis #YvonneMercar #Yvonis #DATVfanart #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard

Also, why does July seem super long? Anyone else feeling this?

Two more weeks until vacation. We can do this.

Is Darth Lemon ok? They seem to have disappeared :(

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

I miss when technology was exciting. Google was cool, search worked, information felt wildly, wonderfully accessible. Amazon was a wonderland of book discovery. The Kindle is a marvel! And now it's all the rancid sadism of dull men.

I appear to be stuck here for the foreseeable future.

They came back for supper. Assuming it's the same 3 crows. I can't tell them apart yet.

How do we feel about Illario month?

I have a murder!

Nolan tells non-linear stories extremely well. It's his forte. And he did it again with The Odyssey. The practical effects were outstanding. The story was great, the performances are beautiful. It's truly one of his best and it'll bee interesting to see what happens come award season.

Chat, husband and I are watching The Odyssey. So I'll catch up when we're done!

Shopping with husband is interesting: Me: "these are the shorts style you like" Him: "but I need a belt" Me: "just because they have belt loops doesn't mean you need a belt" Him: "but I don't know what size" Me: "then take a few sizes and try them on". Is this all cis het men or just mine?

I've eaten so many gluten free baked goods today. We're gonna have a great walk tomorrow.

I get to leave and drive an hour outside of town, and then go to a gluten free bakery, perform with my choir, drive home, and go see The Odyssey with husband. It will be a busy day and I may not be here much.

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

I went to feed the birds today and look what was there!!! In the dish! This little rock! There's no way it could have gotten there on its own. They really are leaving me presents!

Me with the entire dragon age series.

𝕎𝕖'𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕠 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪, 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕

Me, a lawful good cleric: "do you know who can make us a canon?" DM: *as a shop keep* "I had a guy but he moved" Me: "aww I'm sorry. I hope you find someone to help." DM: "he was a colleague, not my wife." Chat, I'm 💀 again

Our drunken master monk: *at the bar* Look, that keg has curves in ALL the right places. I will tap that. Me: 💀

Love that for the bard

Best taken out of context quote of all time

My husband just told me today that last week the crows left a bottle cap! He mentioned it to the people next to us at Costco, that we buy pistachios for the corvids and he said "they'll bring gifts, like the bottle cap last week". What? THEY ARE BRINGING ME GIFTS AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME! Divorce.

Urgent freelance art commission! My previous arrangement has fallen through, so I need someone who can look at this sad lil' placeholder kaiju and whip up a proper, looming, nicely lit and atmospherically appropriate monster I can place into this same composition. Feel free to reply here- THREAD 🧵

Me: "I've been good, saving money, eating better. I can get a small treat. A skim milk latte. A muffin." I walk into the cafe. Me: "fuck. They have GF cheesecake." I got the cheesecake.

Dozens? There are dozens? And you're going to fuck it up for the millions of UK citizens here for a handful of kids?!

Train tickets now booked to Birmingham! It'll be a long last day before going home, but worth it! And Birmingham is also a big city. I'm sure if the child gets overwhelmed we'll find something else for him to do

Got it!

Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”

What a stacked cast!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVV3...

CHAT this is VERY important! I have bought tickets to MCM Birmingham, which means I'm going to meet @alexjordanvo.bsky.social! Which Nels picture should he sign?! His full face, or his final form?

My mom asked me yesterday when we were leaving for the UK. "August 1st. So we'll get out at least, but coming back might be a different story." She gave a nervous laugh. I said that we were flying with WestJet. "....ok?" "Mom, there's a strike threat the day after we leave?" "Oh really?"