the nicest thing I can say about Mark Vientos right now is that at least he is covering for Brett Baty

"The 2026 All-Star Ballot is now open! #VoteMets 🗳️👉 https://bit.ly/4dMAE4

Bo Bichette make me like you challenege

Are we loving the experience of our first ever REAL COACH yet

Knicks in 4

At least Mets face paint kid is getting his flowers

At least give us 2026 the year of the Swagaman

Even the DNC's worst efforts couldn't fuck up 2028, right? Right. Right?

I understand every move Stearns made, and the injuries were unlucky, but not signing Alonso was the Vibe Killer. This is an uninteresting group of players led by an uninteresting man, even when healthy.

National League town, the Yankees are the usurpers

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

MIA from work but still trading stocks is extremely on brand for a Congressman in 2026.

Nick Morabito is on pace to obliterate the single season hitter strikeout record, so we got that going for the Metsies

Just realizing the AEW PPV Media Scrum hold music is just music from the Fight Forever video game (or maybe, vice versa?)

I repeat Tony Khan #AEWDoN

I no longer trust TK I have yet to see Guts on Blood and Guts

FUCK YEAH I AM READY FOR UNHINGED KEVIN KNIGHT

The biggest move AEW made a few years back was going from "finding new fans" to just doing everything for the degens. The truth (to me at least) is that sickos create more sickos for pretty much anything. The appeal to the masses is an entertainment fallacy

An underrated part of Stadium Stampede is that we also get Excalibur/Taz/Schiavone AEW Dark commentary

everyone is getting an appearance fee during Stadium Stampede

Might be the single best pre-show segment in the history of pre-shows (that i've seen)

Hello @allelitewrestling.com sell me a Death Riders against the World hoodie please. Any price seems reasonable

Steve Cohen and the Mets raised STH prices this year. Wonder if they go down next! (lol)

I would vote for a Logan’s Run law in Seattle, even if the age cutoff took me along with these weirdos.

I feel like the second somebody starts talking like this somebody should punch them in the face. The pain of getting your nose pushed in is extremely grounding. Showing up at work with a black eye and when people ask what happened you just tell them "I thought my computer was a real guy"

Cleveland Cavaliers complete mostly successful Game 1 in Madison Square Garden

man Doctor Who got dark at 4:30 in the epstein files

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Gorilla Biscuits Indecision (MPB) Thursday Coheed & Cambria 100 gecs Kill Your Idols Mastodon Murder By Death Comeback Kid Shai Hulud

I clicked through every quote to see if there was a person who shared at least 5 bands, and it was the original post back in February

give him the starfish platelets, replace it with a horse ligament, whatever needs to be done @science

personally I think Trump quadrupling down on everything that is making him unpopular and then saddling GOP primaries with that unpopular-ness is a 5D chess genius move

I thought the eye contact when he said it meant he was trying [poorly] to be a funny guy

No no no no no no!

Tony Khan send Mick Foley to Knicks Cavs Game 2 Bing Bong Bang Bang

Saw Gary Cohen & the Internet talking about Morabito being strong against lefties because of the last month of baseball, meanwhile the kid has some of the more absurd reverse splits I have seen for R v LHP for the 3+ years prior Seems like he has opened his stance a bit, so maybe its real, still

One more successful step in RJ City's master plan to be permanently involved in professional wrestling but for no one to ever know it

Benching Hart for Landry during prime minutes, the exact kind of thing we moved on from Thibs for. Love to see it

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

You can tell a Josh Hart 3 is gonna brick right out of his hands. The most obvious NBA2k Yellow Slightly release

I'm gonna fucking dox him so it's not an assbott post in particular lol

Got incredibly juiced when the Hatebreed hit during the Punisher Disney+ one shot

white people getting reparations first, checks out

And now they want to give him a big payout w your money!

Mets

MJ Melendez having some of the most embarassing at bats a major leaguer could possibly have

Clarence Thomas was born closer to when the Comstock Act he invoked in tonight’s dissent was passed in 1873 than to today.

THERE IS A GOD AND SHE LOVES ME