Governor I was not familiar with your game

Can't wait to do my banking on X, the Everything App!

everyone knows that you back up and cut the wheel away from your target first before you commit vehicular homicide

What you should do is have lukewarm takes and medicre jokes all of the time and you will never get scolded on bsky [lol yes you will]

what did we learn from the success of the Mamdani campaign, Democrat leadership?

In no particular order: Guillermo (Guille) Franco, every Knicks 8th man ever, Jae Weong Seo, Gonzalo Veron, Petr Prucha

Thank you for a great 15 years at West Ham, David Sullivan. To 15 more!

a true moment of conflict for Ron Swanson

every gun in the United Kingdom makes a cameo appearance in Netflix's new Harlan Coben series, Run Away

What is the historical comp for this? This reads like a Kim Jong Il joke

assbott mania is running wild

The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair

The only two things on the Internet that haven't been enshittified are Wikipedia and Learned League

This is what real fucking men do

Urho Vaakawhynen

Now feed me this as an away kit and let me drift off into the heavens

good news everyone

Woke up at 3 AM and ate half a pint of ice cream, new year new me

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

This takes "Fuck Don Callis" to new levels... 🙃

Another King of Queens

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

Dollar for dollar, pound for pound, there may not be a soccer club on earth that has misspent more than West Ham

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5 Knicks let's gooo

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

*makes fun of taylor swift fans for their extreme parasocial relationship* I am so happy for my company, All Elite Wrestling

Please delete and google "black green lantern"

Time to watch my favorite AEW show

Biggest rivalry in professional wrestling in the 2020s:

tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

Is Prometheus a Christmas movie?

Fellas is it gay to have a dog bsky.app/profile/disa...

Hopefully someone got a picture of it, but they edited out the part of the entrance where Jack Perry grabbed a "Protect Trans Kids" sign from the crowd. #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼

Heavendivers II

The Free Speech wing of the Free Speech party has made it so you have to upload journalism like it's an ISIS video

Mets fans are bizarrely obsessed with lovimg "their guys" from the 1986 team. Under the current CBA, almost all of those dudes outside of Mookie would be in Arb1 or Rookie contracts, and most were gone by the time they were 30

really rough time to be a Nick Fuentes watching Mets fan

The Mets owner called some people idiots and some Mets fans decided to disprove this by calling sports radio and sounding like massive idiots. Well done everyone

If you think about it it’s harder to win single elimination games than the NBA Finals. What a brilliant innovation by Adam Silver and Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan

Tyler Kolek, through his mid part, harnessed the powers of the 92-94 Knicks

The only thing that truly brings all of New York together is the Knicks with an exicting white

there has to be another, right

AEW Dark into the NBA Cup, maybe this isn't the worst timeline