dear customers: when you call me sir even though my nametag is obviously fem-coded (they/he pronouns and a woke name). just know this. i was the president of my school's anime club up until covid. so i dont give a fuck what u freaks think of me.

yeah my jaks are coal. beautiful clean coal.

“Ugh, we made smoke instead of gas, but we’re getting close—I think we just need one more blender,” a soot-covered Donald Jr. said while dumping half a bag of Kingsford briquettes into a new pitcher.

that subtle off-rainbow coloring. the tasteful dashness of it. my god, it even has a cutie mark.

U gotta make a soyjak of ur sona and then our soyjaks can dance like this

i've been getting into this soy jack thing lately. i call this one a "squirreljack."

First soyjak I've ever made reward

new glasses. turns out i actually could read all along. just had astigmatism that made it impossible without glasses 😭

a fun thing to do when ur car has lots of woke stickers: go to a pump next to somepony with trump stickers. say "god damn, these Biden gas prices are killing me 😭"

american soy farmers got screwed over because they didn't smile more. soy farmers in argentina know how to smile. that is why they get 40 quintillion dollars and americans dont.

goofy goober ahh meal

Dragonfruit and her test subject :3 #PUP3DYK3ART

sorry i keep saying the f-slur i just really hate yall

dogs: *shedding* brush: woah!

brought all these stevia pickles to the party and nopony fucking ate any

ain't no way

Sprixie fanart for @bickpixx.bsky.social !!!! 🌈

Wait are talk shows matrilineal

@jimmykimmel.com make me your son and that way when you get fired your job will pass to me and I’ll adopt you and then kill myself so you get it right back

damn girl do u have a rewards number with us or do i need to call the police. haha just messin with u cuz u look really high lol sorry. do u have a rewards number tho? i do actually wanna make sure u get the rewards points. oh that didn't scare u? Sorry i just get nervous when i smoke haha. Sorry.

dog

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

there is one beanboozled in my ~1kg jar of jelly beans. i do not remember what it looked like or what flavor it was.

who wants a stevia pickle!!!!!

when the lady who runs the smoke shop starts rambling to u and saying very wrong things about your special interest. you do not get triggered and start debunking her. understand? you will pretend not to know anything. the only thing you know is that she is the only thing between you and your 7-OH.

live on the scene: before the emts showed up to take tim pool to the hospital he was screaming about how mad he was that candace owens got a cameo in lady ballers and he didn't

Ice cream truck people know me so well :) As soon as they see me coming up they always have my goto little sour popsicle treat ready, don’t even need to ask me what i want cuz i get the same thing anyways 😭😭😭

im old enough to remember this one youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs

Really?

🍇🥜🥪✍️

as a former nitrous oxide addict, please do not give these kids money

clean audio, no noise, no crosstalk, ready to sample

pull that damn top down!!

sugar maples only run for like. not very long. so how do stores have syrup all year? are they lying?

cant describe how this track makes me feel, man www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4t...

wash, rinse, and sanitize your water bottle and all its components RIGHT NOW!!! i am doing it too

when alpha and omega is playing on the tv in the lobby and some bullshit happens

some sparkled dogs....

bye bye loser

ABILIFY!

we are white house correspondents dinner we carry the flame

cw burp old one...

I made thus for that flyer earlier but i ended up not using it....someday he will be used tho...maybe 4 a stream or sumn

art trade for @moomoomeadowss.bsky.social #PUP3DYK3ART

if it weren't for me, nopony on this site would have any idea what happened in the news today