SHAPED LIKE A HANDBAG

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Your emotions and feelings (including your discomfort) are ALWAYS 100% valid. You feel how you feel, and no one can tell you what to feel. But what you DO with those feelings - how/whether you allow them to guide you - is another matter entirely. You need to learn how to sit with your discomfort.

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Segments where your character is forced to walk slowly for a long segment.

I am a firm believer in turkey being king for Thanksgiving, but the oven roasting you usually see is just the worst way to prepare it. Just did a smoked turkey breast for the first time that was just an explosion of flavor.

Finally actually reading this -- its genuinely a banger. The gay space elf pirates very much worked for me, from their first moments together I shipped them, and their antagonists are orks engaged in LoonyToons physics so hard that even the 40k people are like... I dunno about this one man. Love it.

Great engineering minds are hard at work

This is fucking ridiculous. We have neither plants nor rustic pottery! …we have too many cats for that sort of thing…

Combined texmex and sichuan spice profiles for a rather unorthodox but delicious chili. Pray for my esophagus.

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? Seriously how was this a kids movie?

THE SNEP DOES A HOMPH EARLY IN THE BOOK! 11/10 BEST GIRL!

“Look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo, but you’re just… Boromir.” “I don’t know who the fuck that is!” “‘I don’t know who Boromir is,’ that’s such a Boromir thing to say!”

if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.

This HAS to be them trying to reduce headcount without having to say they’re doing layoffs. There’s no possible way their execubots can possibly be that absolutely dumb, right?

no nut november is a psyop by weird masculinity influencers to make you try to enjoy your body less and i'm not joking

SNEPS CONFIRMED FOR BOOK 4! BOOK 4 CONFIRMED BOOK OF THE YEAR!

"Nelv Atop the Dark Watcher" A painting I made for Feral Flame, Book 4 of the Noss Saga (releasing November 11!!!) #NossSaga #Illustration

Happy 47th Birthday to everyone’s favorite dog dad, Bandit “Custard” Heeler! 🎂🎉 #Bluey

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

The gods themselves could not stay my blocking hand.

youtu.be/JPQJBgWwg3o Over two decades old and fucking called it

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

Checked him out once BEFORE he went full chud and even then he just had a shitty personality and acted like hot shit while getting hard-carried.

🐮🔥 COVER REVEAL TIME 💚🐺 Another amazing illustration by @caraid.bsky.social. Look at those colors! The buffalo's name is Lune, and you'll meet her VERY SOON, because Feral Flame will release NOVEMBER 11! #NossSaga #BookSky 🌈📚

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

“Quick question, my printer….”

gnu cowutils

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

The last thing you see before your home is vaporized in a warpstone-fueled explosion.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

The virgin NNN vs the Chad locktober

Alright girls, boys, and very good toys. Who's giving locktober a go this year?

this is an ad I think more people need to see.

Welp, was on the fence for a bit but got a trade in offer that was too good to pass up and now I’m back on iOS for the first time in nearly 10 years.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Immaculate blunt rotation

caged tops still have plenty of tools at their disposal, best not to provoke them. doodle reward for @marlow.dog!

I will defend this movie until the day I die.

Grow strong. Never lose hope. #NieRReplicant

Finding myself wanting to be more social, but then interacting with people just... Ugh

Elon we know the real reason you hate trans people is because they’re all better at video games than you.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart