… jesus CHRIST 😵‍💫😵‍💫

What started as an unhinged conversation about whether or not Mr. Rogers had bitches ended up in finding an incredibly well-written and emotionally lovely smut fic. Rule 34 forever and always.

on LinkedIn. no open positions for mystics. JPMorgan Chase for example is not presently hiring for a mystic. nor is Kraft

1. GGT because I legitimately had SO much fun writing it 2. Just Like My Daddy because sub top Rain/bottom dom Phayu 3. The Hunter and His Bunny because it’s my first dark fable but not my last 4. Atmosphere because I love that vignette-y format 5. All my WIP because the act of creation is pure love

Just submitting this as my CL now, whatever

oh fuck off

Forgot to mention anything about the first ep of Girl Rules, but please do know that the brat tamer in me needs Bambi in a glass box ASAP

I have had precisely one Heated Rivalry fic I wanted to write a character study about the ways Shane digs into moments of found silence in his head, including when he’s in subspace, but that fandom is WAY too insane for me to create for it.

Yesterday is just so so so so so fucking good. And I’d say that even if Fort and Peat weren’t so beautiful while being deranged and angsty, but damn, does that just add extra flavor. Bonus points for the lesbian pool sex scene as well because 😮‍💨

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

My reaction to OFDO ep 2 is just the sickos.jpg image projected into the night sky as I levitate

Always always always on my mind

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Not only is this this gayest thing a man could comment on another man’s post, but considering the photo, I have to assume: Joong wants Pavel to dom top him from the bottom SO hard it’s absurd

Truly living out one of the many, many “this edible ain’t shit/15 minutes later” memes this sunny afternoon.

ah yes, the two genders

average person cheering for war in iran

::sobbing::

Joss as Arnold is doing so many fun things in my head right now. Easily corrupted, depraved gay for pay, doesn’t want to be a sugar baby but needs to be one sorts of fun things.

Yeah you yearn alright, but have you ever been hired for a MV based on how good you yearn???

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Sailor Moon, moonromance dot net, 14-ish

need more fujoshis to start posting real heinous shit NOW like firing off a gun to bring down property values

When Knot comes out, it is going to be absolutely insufferable to be in online fandom for at least 2-4 months.

Fuuuuucccckkkkkkk this sucks actually

Was travelling this weekend and didn’t spend nearly enough time talking about this but: you just know they’re both obsessed with the belly bulge Boss creates. Especially because he can get both hands around Noeul’s waist and press down on his own tip with his thumbs when he’s inside.

I love my therapist because he gives me a prompt and then just lets me trauma dump while I’m drawing a fancy bridge or myself as a bird, and he validates me while also making me talk some shit OUT. And then at the end of each session I have a cool drawing I get to show my wife when I get home.

Yes!!!!!!

Man the first half hour of the new episode of Yesterday… the dynamics are fuuuuucky, I’m enraptured 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Him though!! 🫠

computer show me pictures of pretty men crying and cumming

i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.

Video call with Boss tomorrow morning what should I talk to him about 🫠

4 years and counting ~~🤍❤️ #bossnoeul #bonoh #fanart #bl #thaibl

Pond study! 🪷

anyway, i need to bite boss right on the titties. that would fix me

Yesterday is actually incredibly good so far, I’m so pleased. And this is just the icing on top of my toxic yaoi dark romance cake.

Haha yeah very cool

This is so fucking hot actually… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

For someone who can hammer out a top 5 question, you can ask me my top 5 of anything and I may end up forgetting every single thing I have ever known. Or I might have an answer, who knows!

I’ll be coming home soon

Walking into work and immediately overhearing a student on the phone saying to someone “I wish I had some fuckin’ potatoes… I coulda made home fries.” Fuckin’ same, man.

❤️🤍

Everyone on this Amtrak is in love with the guy who is scrolling drum corps TikTok without headphones, lemme tell you.

Excellent thing to come across while high and with a penchant for impulse buying.

bars

If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.

MORE BOC HORROR LET'S GOOO

Yeah okay if you want

I feel bad bc I don't want to rain on anyone's parade but Heated Rivalry fandom is inspiring an ancient evil in me