So was nobody gonna tell me that Tobey Maguire and Ice Spice are fucking/dating or was I just supposed to find that out on my own??

I miss writing fics...I got so many in my drafts and I just haven't touched them for really no reason?? I gotta get back to it

AC REPAIRGUY INBOUND RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Male strippers need better shoes I'm sick of seeing these men jumping and gyrating in timbs and dirty Adidas

I should've known Tyler Perry was a bitch when everything I watched of his as a kid made it seem like being an independent woman and paying your own bills was a bad thing

After months and months of it being 90 degrees in my house I'm FINALLY getting the AC fixed!!!!! It won't be until Friday but omggggg I'm so excited I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT

Rain to Sky in the middle of working on an important project: "So on a scale of baby carrot to eggplant, where does P'Pai fall?"

Once again day dreaming about another bnfp series...one day they'll come back to me

I'm willing to incorporate this into my belief system

Now that TADC is over I just wanna say......Jax should've gotten jumped at minimum 4 times

Not really liking someone everyone around you seems to REALLY LIKE always leaves one feeling like the biggest asshole on the planet lol

He'll never know just how bad I wanna eat it 💔

Being a multi/ghostshipper is so damn fun bc so long as they're hot and the theoretical vibes are good I'm all in fr like yes I do think Joong and Fort should frot thank you for asking :3

I can't tell if I'm just more sensitive lately or if everyone is actually as annoying as they feel lately

Back on my fem4fem soap box to say that James and that horrifically beautiful boy Teddy from the dmd line up should hang out and hold hands and kiss and maybe fuck nasty style just a little bit

Pavel is gonna cry SO. MUCH. in grim lover and I cannot wait to see it 🥰😋

Rip to my bestie who killed a spider and was promptly swarmed by millions of tiny baby spiders, you will be missed 🙏🏾

Everything feels so dull and gray and like...out of focus lately :/

The tension is SOOO GOOD 😵‍💫

My mother's unfettered hatred of Suga BTS's father was a surprising thing to learn about but very on brand nonetheless

This Songkran has given me so much...I love Yaoi Christmas

I often giggle about how easy it is to find Fort on posts of random ass pretty gay guys but I gotta start doing the same for Cooheart as well tbh that man STAYS on a pretty femme's post

I'll cry if he ever straightens his hair again I'm so serious

And another thing idgaf WHAT the KIDS nowadays are doing the ship name WILL be arranged by topxbottom!!!🗣🗣🗣

Well. I've been presented with the concept of Rain calling Vegas "daddy" so now I have to hornily contemplate that for a few days

Not my mother telling me to watch the BTS comeback 🤣🤣🤣

Manifesting them all in one big bed together 😌

Fell behind on my bls bc I was entranced by Bar Rescue BUT IM BACK IN IT

Good evening! Have you contemplated an all omega orgy today?? If not, you should~ 😊🫶🏾💕

Fire alarm went off for a full 20 minutes today at work, not bc of a fire but bc the roof of the building is leaking, it flooded an office and ig it shorted out one of the censors in that office where the smoke detector is??? Idk all ik is my head is throbbing and I'm going to bed

The more edits I see of ppl shipping Win and Nannon the more I want it to happen, partly bc yes it would be cute/interesting but mostly bc I think it'd be funny to see two fandoms crash out at once

THEY WILL ALWAYS BE 4 💕💕💕💕

Can't sleep bc I'm plagued by visions of him

I always feel so bad when I accidentally daydream up a scenario where someone I know did me wrong and then I'm mad at them for a couple hours FOR NO REASON like I never tell them that this has happened or that I'm upset bc what a ridiculous scenario but I always feel bad when it happens 🥲

Mingi, Wooyoung and Seonghwa would all fuck their own clones. Buck nasty style too

Thousands dead. Millions injured

Absolutely destroying some cherry cobbler while I contemplate Zee and Max taking turns eating out Nat and NuNew

[Dmd friendship ep. 4] Phupha wants James sooooo bad and it he made it very clear IMMEDIATELY. He was watching hours and hours of NetJames content like "that should be ME" with treat you better by Shawn Mendes playing in the background and everything

And then they all kissed 😌

Daou and Joong actually talked to each other on Daou's insta post...2026 you're alright with me (for now)

And if I say they should kiss a little???

Finding out Dunk's been getting hate lately bc he got more muscular for his DYTD role and now he "doesn't look like a bottom" has ruined my mood yall hoes don't deserve nothing nice

I shouldn't have watched the lil next episode preview for today's dmd friendship I saw Porsche's eyes all red and teary and say how he feels like he doesn't fit in and my chest started hurting immediately he tries so hard to be kind to all of them SOMEONE appreciate him OMFG 💔💔💔

Noeul's the type to warm a dildo up before he uses it

He's perfect 2 me

Teshow and Ping are gonna drive me insane I fear

BarcodeKin sound like a romance book you'd see recommended on booktok lowkey like a cool racer guy falling for a cute hockey player??? That shit would FLY off the shelves

I screamed out loud "DON'T DO THIS TO ME" when they didn't kiss...another moon we wait 😔

Marriage Pussy Travel

This now the second instance I have seen of Benz lusting after Topten, atp his intentions have been made clear