I'm home now and will now be musing 😌😌

I wanna muse about ZeeNew/MaxNat but I'm at work...the agonies persist

Hear me and believe me when I say that I hope ohmnanon NEVERRRRRR GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!! NEVER NOT EVER!!!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣

Every day I am reminded that I don't know how to use chopsticks and feel like a failure

Do I have a wife or partner of any kind?? Nope! But fairly regularly I'll be sitting around not think about much before I'm overcome with the feeling and thought of "I miss my wife....." Whoever it was that I loved in a past life, know that you've left an everlasting mark on me

Ykw I know we're never gonna get?? An omegaverse gl. Bc these writers can't even process that women can be fucked up and also fuck nasty so ik they're not gonna broach how a woman would get another woman pregnant

So very badly wanna start posting my art but I can't run glaze or nightshade on my laptop bc it's not powerful enough 😔💔

Why is it that I only see "free-use" being used in reference to bottoms??? Surely free-use tops are a thing?? Where's the fics about a group of bottoms with their free live in dick??

There needs to be more fic of omegas eating each other out fr like imagine two cute omegas lapping up each other's slick all messy then complimenting each other about how good they both taste?? Nothing better than that

I adore XLOV but something that I love about the fandom, specifically shipping within XLOV is how enthusiastic people are about shipping them as they are like so far I haven't seen anyone trying to strip femininity away from any of them to make the ships more standard and I think that's really cool🥹

I'm almost embarrassed by how hard I've fallen for this guy 😫

I can't get through a doja cat song anymore without remembering that she was in white supremacist chat rooms showing feet and moaning the n-word

Big Ohm and Poon are doing workshops today and they look so pretty I love when big ohm wears glasses 🫠💜🫠

Was sad so I spent $85 on new makeup 😌😌✨️

alas, it's time. I hope everyone downloaded some things to read 💔💔💔

Being a feral shipper is highkey ridiculous all it takes is a hand on the waist and a sweet smile and I'm like "oh yeah I can picture these two falling in love/banging it out nasty style" (this post is about Bas and Cooheart but also many others)

DAMMIT THE PIT PERVERTS HAVE INFILTRATED MY INSTAGRAM

Was reading porn fic whilst waiting to clock out today and was very harshly reminded where I was when someone started singing church songs to their wheelchair bound relative...I didn't stop reading but it did give me pause for a brief moment

People thinking that Certified Service Top: Joong Archen is only interested in Dunk and would never so much as glance at another man is so funny to me considering he's the most likely to set up a kissing booth at the GMMTV office building, not even for money just for the love of the game

Fort Thitipong I love you and your horn dog antics (｡uωu)♪

I hope Bible takes him back to his house (that he owns) and then they [30 second long censor beep]

Ya know?? Seungmin and Felix should just coordinate and double team Changbin like they both clearly want him SO. BAD. and what is Changbin gonna do?? Turn them away??? Don't be ridiculous

The funniest part of Reset was Armin speed running/bypassing his former best friend and boyfriend's cheating by just throwing them at each other that's expert problem solving

He'd make such a good wife

I woke up in a cold sweat at like 3 am bc I had a dream that Noeul was posting pics in a durag and I had to frantically check the discord to make sure he didn't do something silly like that

My poor lil guinea pig has been barbering herself more than likely bc she's bored as I haven't been playing with her much lately (works been kicking my ass) and I feel SO BADDDD MY POOR BABY IM SO SORRY I'LL DO BETTER 😭😭

Apo wants to makeout with Euro so bad it makes him look silly

Can't admit to my friend that the reason I haven't listened to the new skz album yet is bc I keep listening to copacabana on repeat

I've never seen LongLee act this cute before....I'm gonna be thinking about this for the next 36 hours

How dare he

I never followed MarcPoon so I'm not broken up by their break up but the community's collective reaction of "oh no....anyways" followed by a million OhmPoon edits very telling and very funny

Decided to read some LITA x KP fic and in what was an undoubtedly sweet moment between Vegas and son-in-law Rain I was struck by visions of Vegas teaching Phayu how to properly dom/fuck his partner

Work continuously being interrupted by thoughts of NuNew blowing Nat until he cries from overstimulation

happy seunglix marriage to everyone

LYKN has their own lil mascot baby now so I feel I'm justified in my shipping them all as a big poly ship

I know it's time to disconnect when I start fantasizing about throwing my phone into a sewer and hitchhiking to a randomly selected city in the middle of the night, never to return

Or anyone who says "I'm sinning" when watching a series with NC scenes

Ngl I might fight Max for him

Every day I wake up and ponder about how badly Joong wants Bible naked in his bed

I'll never emotionally recover from this

...So Peterpan might be my new favorite guy(he definitely is)

WAR IS OVER YALL!!!!!

I'm finally watching Reset the Series and my first question is wtf is this outfit they got Armin's assistant wearing??? Also these extensions on Armin please 😭😭

And if I swallow him whole??? Then what huh????

He CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

When will people understand the raw sex appeal that Pooh exudes the way Pavel and I do 😔😔

Very bad brain day today I keep cycling between sad, numb and angry and idk why but fuck it we ball ig

I'm gonna be the brave one and say it.....like 90-98% of kpop memes are not funny

I bet they're so heavy

They should make out soooo sloppy