Brad Lander is my guy I love this guy. Hey you wanna fist fight Gavin Newsom for control of California? You could kick his ass no problem that guy is 90% hair gel

the president stole a bunch of top secret files when he left office and kept them in his bathroom and everyone found out and it caused literally zero actual problems for him! im never going to try to predict how anything is going to go for the rest of my fucking life

For non-German speakers: “Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”

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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

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I'm all here for Winter Olympic analogies Dems need to stop trying to blank the end and let Trump keep hammer. If you're gonna throw guards the whole time then god damn you need to hit what Trump puts in the house and roll to the button 🥌

“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”

*slow chant * ebay! Ebay! EBAY!!

Chinese eldercare robot. In a couple decades there will be hundreds of thousands of robots like this; this is going to be a huge part of life in an aging world. And I love the clever design, wheelchair built into back.

They're gonna eventually hit Philly [really a matter of time unless something changes their thinking pretty dramatically], not realizing there's a very good reason they grease the lightposts and the city prepares for Armageddon whether their teams win OR lose the big games

Trump take egg

committing macroagressions rather than policing microagressions.

Gotta give him a credit for being able to fall asleep merely two feet away from that garbage disposal trying to cut through stainless steel soup spoon.

I am introducing the Pokémon Go ICE Edition Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to be tagged as PokéStops. When scanned, agents will provide items, eggs, and maybe even rare Pokémon while they go about their duty of rounding up (or shooting) undesirables. ICE should be an opportunity for fun.

I ❤️ my #HondaFit

I hate that these fucking people have pushed me into a place where I’m simultaneously trying to maintain a personal ethos where every person has a right to dignity and humane treatment, and also being slammed in the face with the prospect that the world would be much better if some folks just died

There is a non-zero chance this ends with the great martyr against fascism Will Stancil getting put on money fifty years from now.

Auto worker named TJ should already be polling at 20% in the Dem Primary for 2028

and I feel like we were steadily heading in that direction for a half century (as i type on a shard of glass) and then this dude showed up, and a few other dudes like him, and now we’re in the mirror universe where people are trying to bring back slaves.

A nice interview with a Louisiana teenager I think local news outlets could profit by doing a lot of these youtu.be/8r4yJd5o_Og?...

Community-managed pirarucu fisheries in Brazil’s Amazon are rebuilding fish populations. Sales to the fashion industry help finance the work — but communities shoulder heavy labor and risks, with little official support.

BREAKING: ICE agents in Minneapolis violently detained and arrested a U.S. citizen for one reason only: he refused to prove his citizenship. No crime. No warrant. No probable cause.

The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:

i want to believe in hell because I want to believe Scott Adams has just come to in a featureless expanse of office cubicles that goes on forever, equipped with no Internet connection and the kind of fluorescent lights that make high-pitched squeaky sounds

If you work in our corrupt government or have worked in the military and want to lolligag on my taxpayer money more power to you please grind these gears to a halt

This episode was really fun, because I got to speak a bit on the zenith of millennial cultural output: Zelda dubstep remixes

As an atheist it's very frustrating to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

Gen X is at +5 support for ICE while millennials are at -25. Is this at all related to the United States banning lead paint in houses in 1978?

Fruit update

You aren't going to like what comes after Jamelle Bouie.

Students at Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis are walking out to protest ICE days after a clash between U.S. Border Patrol agents and protesters at the school. 📸: Jerry Holt

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be reborn. Now is the time of Will Stancils.

Omg it's happening!

New Gallup figures in these charts. Well, so much for that emerging Republican majority people were writing about in November 2024. Was evidently a mass overreaction to Trump's win and failure to acknowledge softness of support, and thermostatic politics www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trumps-win...

There is always an XKCD

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

Trotsky (and now the modern fascist movement but inverted) was right on the observation that the security of liberty and egalitarianism cannot be guaranteed so long as a single bastion of reaction exists abroad.

historically accurate☑️

After 20 years, I finally understand why George Lucas made it extremely obvious that Palpatine and Darth Sidious were the same person right from the start and made the Jedi soooo cartoonishly incompetent in stopping him. George, you were right. About everything. Fuck.

Venezuela's furious street forces ready to 'fight' after US raid. When US warplanes roared over Caracas, Jorge Suarez and his companions rushed for their guns. For these members of the 'colectivos' the US raid that ousted Nicolas Maduro as their president was the most dramatic challenge yet

Extremely unusual that the Bluesky team is working late on a Sunday night to verify Canadian political parties and elected officials who are rumored to be mulling over a coordinated X ban with Australia and the UK. When there's smoke, there's fire.

I assume the New York Times will deny there was an agreement to not ask Trump about the Epstein file stonewall, so I’d like to hear their explanation why the didn’t think it was newsworthy enough to carve out 5 minutes in a two hour interview. Self censorship is as bad as mandated censorship.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem