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Listen to @bloodwork.show

Fun fact: you can automatically generate esoteric texts by machine translating Arabic Wikipedia pages on grammatical terms.

Sure when JACOB wrestles with a man he gets a blessing, but when *I* wrestle with a man I’m “displaying inappropriately aggressive behavior” and I “have to leave this Build-a-Bear”

"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Never complain that villain monologuing is unrealistic again

Rubicon

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

China: (building high speed rails and massive cities that look like something from science fiction novels at a rapid pace) Speaker of the House Mike Johnson: fuckin uhhh.. Trump was undercover when he was doing pedophilia. He was helping the FBI actually

So the person you QT is saying it was an "eyes wide open" decision, but in your estimation it's more of an "eyes wide shut" decision?

the kitzur shulchan aruch contains more judaism than all the zionism combined

"Study engineering, fool"

The twist is that these are all reincarnations of the same person

every day i log onto several text-based websites where not a single person knows how to read. and i think that is so beautiful 🫶

[trailer for 2001: A Space Odessey remake, ח"ו ] "This summer: girls go to college to get more knowledge— but boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

Gee Bill!

Not sure why everyone keeps saying someone named Zohar Mandani is an antisemite

the final dirty victory of STEM education was creating a stupid app that made liberal arts education stop working

this does not seem like a fair fight. if i remember the movie these people run away and do not have any heavy equipment.

‘project woke 2029’ priorities: -ban online gambling -ban crypto usage in the united states

I will never "hang out"

Before putting on tefillin, make sure to do the bedikah of the ass

(at Chabad) Oh, you want me to say tehillim after davening? Surprise, bitch! I said them while I was waiting for this late-ass minyan to start!

our government hates everyone and everything

being the guy at the switch in the trolley problem is not an aspirational goal

The most surprising thing I found when reading the Bible was that prophecy isn't about predicting the future but haranguing people in the present

"NYC MAYOR ADAMS IS OUR PROTECTOR"