Strait outta Hormuz
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Giannis may be available but your offer still isn’t enough.
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Always and forever
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Keith Law
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hypothesis: people who post "the problem with Bluesky is..." are in fact the actual problem with Bluesky
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Grudgie the Whale
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Iran should hold out for the Epstein files lol
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Emma Berquist
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Getting real close to brining in Mark Grace as the new manager of the Cubs.
@bleachernation.bsky.social
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Let’s go Cubs. Otherwise it’s time to answer Mark Grace’s call.
#GoCubsGo
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Did the Cubs hitters enter into a softest hit contest that they didn’t tell the fans about?
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Can’t beat a Friday day game at Wrigley.
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Buy stonks
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3 days ago
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Must be Friday. Where is
@axios.com
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FinTwitter
3 days ago
PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS "NOT AWARE OF ANY VISIT" TO IRAN PLANNED BY ARMY CHIEF - CBS
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This is bullish right?
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Ed Zitron
3 days ago
Jesus christ! OpenAI had a negative 122% operating margin for Q1 2026 and growth in ChatGPT has stalled. Very nice Mr. Altman! Well done sir!
www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...
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So the same fucking sticking points over and over again.
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3 days ago
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Did
@axios.com
make something up this afternoon to pump the market?
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Ed Zitron
3 days ago
Free Newsletter: Anthropic claims it will be non-GAAP EBITDA profitable for Q2 2026 by having SpaceX discount its compute costs for May/June. Its economics remain unprofitable, and its reported revenues don't match with statements from its CFO or its previous ARR.
www.wheresyoured.at/anthropics-p...
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Anthropic's "Profitability" Swindle
Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal ran a story about how Anthropic is “about to have its first profitable quarter,” specifically an operating profit, or EBITDA profitability: Anthropic’s revenue is s...
https://www.wheresyoured.at/anthropics-profitability-swindle/
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Rafi
4 days ago
Ultimately, this woman created the means and opportunity for the federal government to conduct a campaign of ethnic cleansing in my town and while that's not the crime she's been charged with, it should be the one she's remembered for.
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Tom Hearden
4 days ago
How much IBM (or quantum shitco) did Trump buy yesterday is a fair question
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Can’t wait to own this in the Nasdaq. Fair markets
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Market Thoughts
4 days ago
Markets react down to Iran's leader reiterating the same things they have been saying all the time. But the market bias is clear: fake nice headlines, pump up; Iran reality check, back down, but crucially, not so much as they went up. That's stock markets, bond markets are a bit more pessimistic.
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The Cubs are going to be the first team with two 10 game winning streaks before Memorial Day to become sellers before June
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lol. Make valuations make sense again.
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Unfuckingbelievable
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5 days ago
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I feel like I remember reading all this.
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5 days ago
I see Bezos is making an argument on why he should meet the guillotine.
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Norm Charlatan
5 days ago
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Shaquille O'Neal's Big Dunk on Chris Dudley
Alt: Shaquille O'Neal's Big Dunk on Chris Dudley
https://static.klipy.com/ii/935d7ab9d8c6202580a668421940ec81/6b/21/89PisI9C.gif?hh=262&ww=300&mp4=rSunYZIZ&webm=Hn5IUxhftNLrZ
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This is becoming a really weird Cubs season and it’s not even Memorial Day. Nothing would surprise me moving forward.
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terrible towelie
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Nash
6 days ago
"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao
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Former Microsoft VP says Microsoft missed the AI wave like the internet and mobile, as Copilot scales back in Windows 11
Former Microsoft PM says the company's AI push failed, citing Copilot's dismal 3.3% adoption rate and calling for a massive factory reset.
https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/05/17/former-microsoft-vp-says-microsoft-missed-the-ai-wave-like-the-internet-and-mobile-as-copilot-scales-back-in-windows-11/
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Shouldn’t it be Dummacrats?
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David Waldman
7 days ago
Jared Polis says to open the prison door.
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The war ramping back up and the Strait never opening again is clearly bullish for stonks
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Shipwreck
7 days ago
Based on current media reporting and source indicators, this week is looking increasingly likely for U.S. strikes to resume.
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The Jalen Brunson whistle in the ECF will be one for the ages.
@nba.com
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Haven’t watched much of this series but this is a lot of Caris Lavert right?
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Did Ka$h fish him out when he went snorkeling?
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Kevin Tompkins
8 days ago
When someone offers you a seat on the Titan submersible, you do not ask "which seat", you just get on.
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How about sending a drone swarm to the presidents shitty beach motel?
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8 days ago
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Nice to see Taillon throwing BP tonight
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Scott Burton
8 days ago
Carter sold his peanut farm
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Carl Quintanilla
9 days ago
Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil)
#$AZO
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AI is garbage part infinity
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9 days ago
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The Google ad for their AI garbage during the Wolves game was embarrassing and they should compensate us for advertising it.
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Ok this is actually Nic Cage.
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Razzball
9 days ago
Welcome to rivalry weekend
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Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦💪
9 days ago
I pegged this almost to the day in my article as the 6mo IPO lockup in Dec will be right before the mid Dec index rebalancing, so the whole market cap will be included in the index just in time for insiders and early investors to unload into the massive forced bid.
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dhauge
10 days ago
Badgering the QQQ wholesaler about this, who innocently reached out to me on an unrelated topic
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When does
@axios.com
announce that the Strait is being opened soon?
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Carl Quintanilla
10 days ago
BOOCKVAR: “.. So now people care about the bond bear market that I talk about just about every single week mentioning ever rising rates? .. “.. I wish Kevin Warsh the best, .. but he will still be subject to his surrounding macro circumstances.”
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These are two men with incredibly tiny hands.
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11 days ago
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Only way out here without major bloodshed is Iran having permanent control over the Strait. Heckuva job Donnie
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