hypothesis: people who post "the problem with Bluesky is..." are in fact the actual problem with Bluesky

Iran should hold out for the Epstein files lol

Getting real close to brining in Mark Grace as the new manager of the Cubs. @bleachernation.bsky.social

Let’s go Cubs. Otherwise it’s time to answer Mark Grace’s call. #GoCubsGo

Did the Cubs hitters enter into a softest hit contest that they didn’t tell the fans about?

Can’t beat a Friday day game at Wrigley.

Buy stonks

Must be Friday. Where is @axios.com

PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS "NOT AWARE OF ANY VISIT" TO IRAN PLANNED BY ARMY CHIEF - CBS

This is bullish right?

Jesus christ! OpenAI had a negative 122% operating margin for Q1 2026 and growth in ChatGPT has stalled. Very nice Mr. Altman! Well done sir! www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

So the same fucking sticking points over and over again.

Did @axios.com make something up this afternoon to pump the market?

Free Newsletter: Anthropic claims it will be non-GAAP EBITDA profitable for Q2 2026 by having SpaceX discount its compute costs for May/June. Its economics remain unprofitable, and its reported revenues don't match with statements from its CFO or its previous ARR. www.wheresyoured.at/anthropics-p...

Ultimately, this woman created the means and opportunity for the federal government to conduct a campaign of ethnic cleansing in my town and while that's not the crime she's been charged with, it should be the one she's remembered for.

How much IBM (or quantum shitco) did Trump buy yesterday is a fair question

Can’t wait to own this in the Nasdaq. Fair markets

Markets react down to Iran's leader reiterating the same things they have been saying all the time. But the market bias is clear: fake nice headlines, pump up; Iran reality check, back down, but crucially, not so much as they went up. That's stock markets, bond markets are a bit more pessimistic.

The Cubs are going to be the first team with two 10 game winning streaks before Memorial Day to become sellers before June

lol. Make valuations make sense again.

Unfuckingbelievable

I feel like I remember reading all this.

I see Bezos is making an argument on why he should meet the guillotine.

This is becoming a really weird Cubs season and it’s not even Memorial Day. Nothing would surprise me moving forward.

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

Shouldn’t it be Dummacrats?

Jared Polis says to open the prison door.

The war ramping back up and the Strait never opening again is clearly bullish for stonks

Based on current media reporting and source indicators, this week is looking increasingly likely for U.S. strikes to resume.

The Jalen Brunson whistle in the ECF will be one for the ages. @nba.com

Haven’t watched much of this series but this is a lot of Caris Lavert right?

Did Ka$h fish him out when he went snorkeling?

When someone offers you a seat on the Titan submersible, you do not ask "which seat", you just get on.

How about sending a drone swarm to the presidents shitty beach motel?

Nice to see Taillon throwing BP tonight

Carter sold his peanut farm

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

AI is garbage part infinity

The Google ad for their AI garbage during the Wolves game was embarrassing and they should compensate us for advertising it.

Ok this is actually Nic Cage.

Welcome to rivalry weekend

I pegged this almost to the day in my article as the 6mo IPO lockup in Dec will be right before the mid Dec index rebalancing, so the whole market cap will be included in the index just in time for insiders and early investors to unload into the massive forced bid.

Badgering the QQQ wholesaler about this, who innocently reached out to me on an unrelated topic

When does @axios.com announce that the Strait is being opened soon?

BOOCKVAR: “.. So now people care about the bond bear market that I talk about just about every single week mentioning ever rising rates? .. “.. I wish Kevin Warsh the best, .. but he will still be subject to his surrounding macro circumstances.”

These are two men with incredibly tiny hands.

Only way out here without major bloodshed is Iran having permanent control over the Strait. Heckuva job Donnie