this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

shy deer girl !!

『 CRYSTALLINE CONSTELLATIONS 💎 』 ─ ✧˖° commission for @orrerygolden.bsky.social

Azumanga Daioh (2002) あずまんが大王 THE ANIMATION Episode 2: Osaka's Day 00:16:46.107

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

does she know...

Almost every fantasy novel is like "this whole nation is inhabited by RACE, it is either European (Good) or Mongolian (Evil)

The feat that some of y'all would be using

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

Half the people I see on here (lovingly)

She is planning to do a new dress. (based in a illustration of Joyce Ballantyne)

seeing "cw: pooltoys" is really fucking funny out of context

why does my back hurt 🦌

She doesn't handle eye contact well. #corrosart #art #furry #furryart #pokemon

just one more plant, i swear ✿ #art #furryart

Potion of Imminent Paws

lizard...

"no worries" *is actually all worries* get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

so many noodles! for @leafstarred.bsky.social 🐉 -- 💌 #furryart #commission

routine?!

Follow Up Appointment - 7 days later. #transfur #tfeveryday #tftuesday #furry #furryart

quest objective. www.space.com/james-webb-s...

A modern example of public transit.

a full moon may seem like a fun coincidence, but do keep in mind that you can only land on a moon when it is visible ! it is important to maximize your Moon

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

snacked on plants lately? It's all free. It's literally on the ground. It's literally Leafs. You can find it on a shrub. It's a nature original. It's on forb. You can munch on a forb. You can go to forb and munch it. Chow down on a Forb right now. Go to Forb. Dive into Forb. You can Forb it. Forb ha

Brisby

SeptENMber Day -2: "Crowd Favorite" (Month's over but I still wanna work through these prompts & embarrass a mouse in a variety of ways!💜)

its april 13th

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

a truly ridiculous number of other vocaloid producers and artists got together to make a massive Machine Love remix medley collab for my birthday and i've just been sitting here crying happy tears over it ;; ❤️💚 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNGK...

People always ask: "Will your current skillset be useful during the apocalypse?" when the more pressing question ought to be: "Would you make a decent pack animal after the radiations mutates you?"

A reality distortion has been detected in your region, if you suspect you were a human prior to this event please submit a correction request through our online portal. In any case, if you suspect you were always a dog, cat, etc, then please ignore this message and carry on.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains 2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking 3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance 4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault lol

"It would be incredibly boring if you won all the time" You know what's even more boring? Losing all the time.

the fucking. agereg spray

I've never understood 500 browser tab people. rn I have three tabs open: bsky, the overstock sale at U.S. Plastics, and this picture of a skunk

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

Danish passport renewal: >book time at local borgerservice >bring passport >new passport in 14 days UK passport renewal: >Sacrifice a goat >Upload a picture of yourself >Document every single person you've had sex with >Jump on one leg >Do the pain box thing from dune >new passport in a month

news website limiting your "free articles"? just block their cookies! it's your computer, why should it snitch on you?

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

you meow because you’re a cat. i meow because i don’t know what onomatopoeia a lil faggy bunny boy fairy thing makes. we are not thThere are similarities and differences between us.

by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox