more piercings might fix my depression but we'll never know for sure because i have not monies

anyone want to buy me paralives

squeezing my tits into the hole to get an accurate bra size

happy for anyone who gets FFS *obviously*, but i cant help but feel some kind of way about beautiful women with faces like mine spending money ill never have to shave off all the bits of their skull that look like me

been wearing a 36C, abrathatfits recommended a 38D, and the lady at m&s said im a 38A. this is ridiculous. might burn all my bras in protest

doing a post-mortem in the gc about yet another local queer community space shutting down. this is the entire problem in a nutshell

teetering right on the verge of a bad day

FFS is an intra-community class marker

now thats what i call a through-draft

anyone want to crash the most insufferable pub meet imaginable

im gonna get so hot next year. next year

im unemployed, which begs the question, why *amn't* i posting nudes

Big let down, to be honest

Watching a show called I Killed My BFF and one guy was like "one tall, one short, but they were the best of friends" and it's good to know that they could overcome that, however briefly.

what would sinkdog do. thats easy. the dishes

I'm exhausted with beautiful people. I don't want to see them anymore. you couldn't make Who Framed Roger Rabbit? today. the detective would have been some Hemsworthian flesh sculpture but with brown hair and glasses probably

Happy Threads Day from Sheffield, where I’m sure nothing bad is about to happen.

the rigmarole of putting on suncream is the biggest obstacle to my leaving the house today

tasting history with max miller is a 10/10 comfort watch

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

getting the shinigami eyes that show me how attracted any given person is to me on a scale of 10

as a kid i couldnt do magic eyes and by the time i was a teen this felt like such a personal failing that i spent a whole day making pained faces at magic eye images on google until i was really really good at them. now im great at magic eyes

getting a good through-draft going

hm. think i mightn't be doing too hot

rooting my phone on the hottest day of the year

i always get depressed in hot weather and this year is no different

my 5yo nephew made this with the help of his parent and came to tell me about it but was laughing so hard he couldn't say anything

apparently my immune system just collapses in hot weather? in three out of the last four years ive gotten sick right as a heatwave hits

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

the labour leadership contest feels like rearranging miniature deckchairs on a miniature titanic that is on the normal-size titanic that is somehow on an even bigger titanic

ACAB includes the house robots

hey

my bank has a ""stripped-down"" web app, for if you've ""lost your phone"" or ""cant access our mobile app"". but you cant transfer money or make any transactions on it cos it's stripped-down. desktop computers just aren't powerful enough yet for things like online banking, unlike phones

after years of seldom washing my makeup brushes cos 'it's fine actually' and 'i won't get pink eye' i got pink eye

Ladies is it ngmi to do things that millions of cis women do daily

hey how come when my housemate plays halo on her steam deck it seems to throttle our internet connection

yesterday my bestie said that tote bags are 'clocky' like girl what the fuck are we doing

Docklands Lens Reflex

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

can anyone good at skincare tell me what to use for redness

heaven forfend i should chastise anybody for their appearance but buddy you are at least 15 years too old for that haircut. prick

the only thing i have of my dead mom's is a measuring tape from her old sewing kit. i don't know what she'd make of her youngest son one day using it to measure his bra size

impressing my gen Z ex-girlfriend with millennial dark magick (her velvet underground CD was skipping so i cleaned it on my skirt)

youre locked in a room with jacob collier and look mum no computer. BUT! you can only punch ONE of them in the mouth

Beachboy - What’ll that be nice

there is genuinely a nurse in my city who is notorious for saying 'good girl' while giving dolls their deca shot

evil hazel be like

The United States Government, literally days ago: being pro-transgender is violent terrorism. Any organization that supports transgender people must be neutralized. Dudes who've "just been asking questions" for over a decade: amen!