Ended up leaving work early for a headache which turned into throwing up twice smh. Now I’m scared to eat or drink anything

OT God was smiting niggas for pulling out. That boy was DIFFERENT.

No, fuck that. We’re going to have a good fucking day today, dammit

Good morning and whatever.

This is just my friendly reminder that people in Dallas can’t FUCKING drive

Okay, I’ve been convinced to watch All The Queen’s Men. I’m still side eyeing you, Tyler Perry.

Is that too much to ask???

Tried something new today and went to a pickleball class 😊 we had a good time!

That man is somewhere frozen with Walt Disney’s head, I really want y’all to stop playing in my face.

Sunday Funday 💚💚💚

He decided to appear on the Meet the Maker instead.

You don't know pain until one of these has hit you in the shins and sliced you down to the white meat.

*high

I. Need. Coffee.

That man has a TBI and can barely function on his own, but had the function to cheat and get someone else pregnant. You can’t eat and shit on your own, but you can drop dick off?

Good morning loves. Let’s get this Saturday rotation over with

Good Morning 😃

My period has my back hurting and me eating everything in sight smh

Omggggg Aniya’s mom and Carl’s mom 🥹 #LoveIslandUSA #Carniya

I need to be put through a fucking mattress.

Hey y’all 😊

Oh this is good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In Alabama a 17 year old teenager killed his mother and stabbed up his father over being disciplined … without any other details you can tell why nobody is reporting on this

Repasado and some Lemon Drop Cutwaters, please 😊

The whole goddamn album

Morning y’all

About me:

Black people spaghetti & meat sauce reigns supreme. With some Texas garlic toast straight from the oven

Somebody get Mr. Zapp on the line, I need a box of these

Yeah, you’re gonna be knee deep into some twat later

I miss being in a relationship 🥺 I miss being babied and spoiled by someone that adores me

You niggas are NASTY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m gonna keep listening to it IDC IDC IDC

BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BOOK-IT 👏 FOR 👏 ADULTS

Me when Mitch McConnell’s soul is caressed by the flames of hell:

Love a “i just wanted to hear your voice” call.

Oh bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Happy Birthday @officialblee.blacksky.app !!!

@quidabknowin.blacksky.app thanks for being the bestest friend a chick could ask for. Being my rock through the past few years has saved me 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Good morning, I’m here

Turn down for

I just said “old men give you worms” and #hushard said he’d never heard that before lol Have yall heard it before? Is that something they just told the girls?

Loveeeee when a man tells me I’m being mean. Be nice for what? 👀

So, POINT GAWD aka Stud Butt aka THEE Chelsea Gray didn’t make the All Star team, AGAIN????

I saw Mitch McConnell, I heard the bitch got hit my three zebras and a monkey. I can’t stand the bitch no way

This is what the people want to see.