My mans said, “couldn’t be me but” :

Goals?!

I always thought this was a basic thing. Imagine my surprise to discover it in fact is not.

The leg falling down slowly sent me into a spiral 😂😂😂😂

Dammit I can’t find the video of the robot tripping over the steps

These babies weren’t in the library arguing over the Encyclopedia for a paper and it shows

HAH!! MLA format. 12 pt font size. Times New Roman was all I knew. Scholarly sources only. And no Wikipedia didn’t count. Submitted all them papers at 11:59 and got an A every time. These children were not forged in the fires of war.

We were writing 10 page papers and submitting them by the skin of our teeth at 11:59p after remembering at the party you had a paper due.

I’ve gone 2 days without coffee. I refuse to deprive myself today

Everything is fucking AI and I hate it. Having to deliberately decipher what’s not is so draining.

I want to be told what to do

Matter fact…

I’m trying to make the brewery, but that’s a drive. And I have to be up at 5am. AND GAS.

Getting invited to go out on the ONE day that doesn’t work <<<<<

Precisely!

Googles plans on changing their search engine to being mostly ai including even the search results…. Google this might be the end.

Me every time I listen to II Hands II Heaven

Right, left…baby steps…

Easily, unfortunately

4 is the only answer.

They’re the WHORE blueprint, wym??!🧐😂

Ooh we got some hootin’ and hollerin’ on the way!!!!

Yall not real fingerers and that's my issue.

This is a real piece of art from one of my fave artists Joan Cornellà

I’m watching The Crash…she dressed up as a corpse after killing those boys….she definitely knew what she was doing

Its the mark of the beast. A man who wears this will steal out your purse.

Hey real quick, stop calling these companies thinking that you’re gonna talk to people crazy and they won’t keep that same energy.

I was ready to chew bricks this morning, but I’m okay

some friendships just aren't meant to be lifelong. many of them aren't actually.

I need them to respond to you IMMEDIATELY

Existing is so fucking stressful.

19 years for me

Me every time

Done and done!

Now the question is do I take off Friday or Tuesday?

Evergreen!!!!!!!

*sigh* let me get my ass up. Good morning y’all

Eating pussy brings you good luck 🍀

People are super committed to ignoring how central white supremacy is here because white supremacy teaches people that anyone who takes it seriously can be easily dismissed.

Vanessa and Evil Towanda Braxton going back and forth at the table >>>>> #beyondthegates “Listen here, cheekbones”

Broke a nail down to the bed now I have to cut all of them

If you don’t get this reference you’re too young to be dating any cougars or uncs.

I’m up to wash my hair, but I’m really not in the mood

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