You rubbing it in is CRAZY!!!!

Me, every time y’all have gender wars on here:

Look like balds in the sun

This Cava bowl is blessing my spirit because I do NOT feel like cooking tonight

Whenever I see the girlies with this lip combo 😮‍💨😍

TALK TO EM FAVE.

Nothing like coming home and letting my titties hang

Been out of my anti-anxiety and antidepressants for a few months now, but I’m managing.

FUCKING EXCUSE ME?!?!?

I take my pants off then twist it round and round...like a helicopter

Me every time a Tesla claim comes across my desk:

One of the best Black queer musicians. I *still* think the guitar solo on Syd's song "Fast Car" (not a cover of the Tracey Chapman song but still good) was a lil' head nod to Tracey.

Durand Bernarr is the closest we’re getting to Powerline

Fuck nudes. Send me a paragraph about what you think of me. Tell me what you love about me. Let me know you SEE me.

Everything is urgent in the workplace except for raises and promotions.

Good morning y’all, happy Monday

I pray you get what you need and more to make it this week. Amen.

I have to catch myself before I go off the deep end lol

Why is tmrrw Monday???

Just watching my tablespoon of a weekend go by

Solange really put hands and feet on my nigga. 😭

Noticing patterns is a blessing and a curse. Because you notice when things are off, and sometimes you spend way too much time wondering if you're imagining things. You're not.

Had to turn on Homecoming and get through this very valid crash out over my hair

I go home in August and at least 5 different food places gotta see me Exline’s A&R Payne’s Top’s Dixie Queen

With!

The privacy I would need w/ this…

Incredible Hulk slander. Absolutely not. If you can’t drink just say that. #theNorthRemembers

I feel Nuvo had an actual marketing campaign whereas Hypnotiq was mostly word of mouth. Either way, I was drinking both heavily 🤣

That hook is very versatile and can be made to link/attach to many things.

This record >>>>>>> Swagger like us

And another error message smh. Not in the mood today

I’ve tried the blacksky migration 4 times and I still can’t get it to work. I’ll just delete it

The gasp I let out was unholy smh

Okay breakfast, shower, then laundry

I think I just might watch Got2BReal today. It’s been a minute

Okay, are Ziwe and Leslie playing? Because every clip I’ve seen…

House Parties, Frolicking, Sleepovers, Movie Nights, Cookouts, and creating third spaces all summer.

Sin Engine is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

I woke up minding my millennial business. 🫶🏽

I hate when you think a man is fine, but then he shares a thought and blows it all

😭😭😭😭😭

Ain’t nothing coming outta that strap 🤣🤣

I’m the “tell a lesbian to nut in me” type delusional.

If I’m in missionary you better be telling me how pretty I am

Collapsed doggy. Voice in my ear. Arm around my neck.

Did I just make me some hash browns dressed like Winnie the Pooh at 2AM? Yep