If it is true that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob, it is very funny. If it’s not true, it is also very funny.

The number of people who can’t tell the difference between the University of Utah, Utah State University and Utah Valley University is really going to exhaust me. Surely this is not the first encounter they’ve had with public colleges having the state in the name?

@dadshammdad.bsky.social can you message me? A mutual friend wants to get ahold of you but doesnt have access to her contacts

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

I gave him black beans and he just made the craziest meow?? Literally a sound I have never heard him make before

Close enough

this is the most absurd possible outcome so i think we also have to treat it as the likeliest

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Two Syracuse players picked up the WSU QB and carried him like 15 yards??? Omg??

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

Anyway here’s @bangishotyou.bsky.social summarizing the texts he has received about Robin Hoodie

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

The UHC CEO shooter at trial when they eventually catch him

“Monopoly money? We gotta find this guy. He’s playing in our faces.”

Remember how Ebi from NurseLifeRN died because his insurance denied him a stem cell transplant even though he had a match? The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice

What’s the point of flying an airline that won’t even give you a free Diet Coke?

LET'S GO DOWN TO THE OZDUST BALLROOM

Americans seeing Wicked in 2024

Today i sent an insurance company a letter than defined the word "disability," and sent them a print out from the Dept HHS website and said "i have attached the full document for your convenience"

Stadium dog @bangishotyou.bsky.social

The ladies behind me in line at Starbucks had never heard of Wicked and think it’s a kids movie

KICKSTARTER IS LIVE! Your new favorite sitcom is coming: ‘THE COMIC SHOP’! The nerds are running things. 😈 A quirky crew of friends strive to keep their comic store open by ANY RIDICULOUS means necessary!

It must be so freeing to have absolutely no media literacy at all

if pizza hut still gave out free pizza for reading books, we would have media literacy

Is it inappropriate if I send a letter to the disability company and say “your decision is fucking bullshit, have you tried reading the patients medical record?”

I can’t believe none of you told me that Cadbury Mini Eggs are sold year round in Canada

Still looking for clarification now that everyone fled twitter

One great thing about @bangishotyou.bsky.social is he’s always learning about my culture

this is good advice for everyone, not just vet techs

There’s a second album???? Taylor please I’m old

How do I reboot a person @bangishotyou.bsky.social

I am fucking crazy, but I am free

If no one else is on the bus, does that make it a limo?

YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??

Oh what a night!

Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker

they bury feinstien’s interns with her like they did for the pharaohs

So are we keeping the same alliances here or is everyone starting over wrt internet drama

I don’t know if World Market is putting out the right energy

This is their personalities exactly

Ruby Rhod would be one of the best posters on the internet.

Waluigi has been shot and killed outside of his apartment in what police are calling a “gambling related incident”

just want to say I love my cat, a remorseless apex predator who kills for sport but is trapped in the body of a teddy bear

MOTHER

For only a dollar a day, you can help feed starving cats

James Cameron holding a press conference after I accidentally burn to death while attempting to travel back in time to prevent judgment day

Calling ASPCA now