Country that plans to host the world cup in 2 months: We are replacing all airport staff with our most violent high school dropouts

At this point we should just assume that every Trump announcement regarding the war is nothing more than market manipulation

BREAKING: O'Hare Airport shuts down after ICE agents tear gas passengers in Terminal 1 security line

Settlers set fire to homes and cars near Jenin amid reports of widespread violence across the occupied territory.

Clear this out for @brittbutatwhatcost.bsky.social! 😰 Less than a day left. Black trans & disabled ppl are not wanted by any algo's... esp not their BASIC NEEDS. Which necessitates I repeat that nothing will happen if we don't make it happen. INSIST SUPPORT. $761 left! linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

20 years before Prairieland there was the Green Scare. Mueller was charging activists as terrorists a decade before Trump even announced his presidential run. He was one of the architects of the dystopia we‘re living in now.

You will never make me mourn an FBI director. Mueller can suck a fat one.

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

Robert Mueller was FBI director during the Green Scare. Under his direction the FBI prosecuted as terrorists a bunch of environmental activists who never killed a single person in what they called "Operation Backfire." He can rest in piss.

Can't wait to be pepper-sprayed for forgetting to take my laptop out of my backpack

The Lenin discourse happening right now kinda feels like the Marxist Leninist version of the Gavin Newsom discourse liberals dragged us into a few months ago. They just want a hero to worship. In either case the hero worshipers are putting their authoritarian politics on full display.

So they just want to do a Lebanese Nakba now

THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside. On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors. She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.

I am ventmaxxing so hard today (opened a window)

Other sources have reported the Waffle House teleportation was facilitated by his old friend Jack Daniels

9/11 for people who were online in the late aughts and early 2010s

It's a clear and sunny day in Chicago. ICE is out and about, with vehicles sighted across the city and suburbs. Berwyn Cicero Rapid Response just confirmed feds took two people from Cicero shortly after 8am.

John Wick Rejects De-escalation as Russian Mobsters Break into His Home, Murder his Puppy for No Reason

Good Evening, “IL-9 Congressional Primary” was a 12 month sociological study conducted by Northwestern University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

There's actually the exact number of candidates running in this primary that you could have voted for every one of them if you voted for one per day (March 2 thru today)

Treating an offer to not illegally deport US citizens as a concession is so 2026 I can't even. This country is so fucking fascist.

Love it when my socialist parks CEO evicts people from their homes on what will probably be the coldest day we see for the next 8 months. Stellar work, @carlosrosa.bsky.social.

If France has refused to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz does that mean we're calling them freedom fries again?

America. Where attending a noise demonstration against the American Gestapo is terrorism. Where standing against fascism is terrorism.

I am so fucking furious about the Prairieland show trial. Nobody who dissents is safe.

Extremely grim news from Texas. Absurdly, a jury has decided to convict all of the defendants on most of the charges, including "Corruptly Concealing a Document" for moving a box of zines. The jury's verdict: www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/v... Background on the case: crimethinc.com/Prairieland

They're gonna unironically start putting trans people in camps and not a single "ally" has spoken. And cis people have another thing coming if they think they're exempt from being transvestigated. Mass relocation is the final stage before mass murder in the steps of a genocide.

Remember when Brandon Johnson wanted to contract these ghouls to run a refugee camp on a contaminated truck lot?

mayor brandon "ending homelessness" johnson and democratic socialist park district commissioner carlos ramirez-rosa say they plan to evict unhoused residents of legion park as planned on march 17 despite pleas and alternative proposals from residents:

Love it when my transit agency capitulates to the fascist regime. Literally everything about this sucks.

Professionally flashbanging you and your dog at 5 AM on a Tuesday

Just one more week of junk mail from IL-9 candidates. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I predicted oil would hit $100 a barrel this week but did not expect it would shoot well past that literally tonight

They should have made the time change happen on Monday at noon so everybody would get to go home from work or school an hour early

If they are hitting water infrastructure in Iran, that’s a crime against humanity on an enormous scale. I planned to publish something on Iran’s water crisis this week but it obviously got bumped. Iran was already in a critical state pre war, destroying water infrastructure will kill innocent people

They should invent a way out that isn't through

Oil futures are up 10% today. That’s good for the economy, right?

what fresh hell

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

For all the smartasses who were on here insisting that "opsec doesn't matter"

The Chicago Park District, CEO Carlos RamirezRosa pushed unhoused neighbors into a smaller encampment in Legion Park & there was a fire. Albany Park Mutual Aid are fundraising to support those impacted & replace needed belongings. Please consider donating & sharing! hcb.hackclub.com/donations/st...

People keep suggesting Minneapolis. No, you do not want this. You get this, you get a massive injection of $ into police and state surveillance, which does not go away when the politicians leave.

Can an improv comedy group cure grief?

>check mail for the first time in a few days >literally 100% midterm candidate junk mail >straight into the trash

This is the "two weeks to flatten the curve" of Trump 2.0. I bet the war lasts longer than he does.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

To be fair this is literally just the Iraq War but even stupider and the Iraq War was already very stupid

Standing outside to film the bombs falling on your city is the war equivalent of Midwesterners standing on their porch during a tornado warning hoping to catch a glimpse of the tornado