Crazy that "we should celebrate the thing that's trying to eliminate all the jobs that you new graduates need" was not the applause line she'd hoped for

Yes Nate I know the FBI exists

If there's a Mothers Day they should make a Motherfuckers Day

OK, everyone, it's time to block Bill Pencil if you haven't already.

People really still be wishposting like this a year and a half after the election. We're never going to live in that timeline (and tbh it definitely would have sucked too) so just live in reality and figure out what you can do in the timeline we currently inhabit.

A Rogers Park neighbor needs rent support to avoid eviction. She still needs about $375 currently. Please chip in if you can! Venmo: @Ashley-MR Paypal: [email protected]

WANT TO KNOW what really happened at Prairieland Detention Center last July 4th? The evidence in the Prairieland case has FINALLY been made public, so now you can see for yourself. And BIG SURPRISE - it's NOT what you heard from the government or on the news.

Scored a free Spirit Airlines plane after I landed in Chicago today but now I can't find a place to park it in my neighborhood

I hate the Democrats. The Republicans say they’ll kill you. The Democrats piously and sanctimoniously say they’re trying to help you while they’re obviously killing you and then get annoyed you’re not being grateful enough for being killed and they tut tut tut and tsk tsk tsk

Anarchist trans prisoner Marius Mason is finally being released after seventeen of a twenty-two year sentence! To celebrate his release and help him land on his feet, we will give Marius $2 for every item sold at akpress.org in the month of May. You can also donate directly at supportmariusmason.org

global tetrahedron should buy spirit airlines

Trump declares the Iran war “terminated” precisely on the 23rd anniversary of Bush’s infamous “Mission Accomplished” speech. (h/t @kdbyproxy.bsky.social)

As he stood on the gallows, he spoke words that proved prophetic: "There will come a time when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you strangle today!"

Christians read the Christmas story on Christmas Eve. I read the May Day story on May Day. This retelling by @margaret.bsky.social www.tangledwilderness.org/features/hur...

Today in History: April 30th 1945: Adolf Hitler killed himself as Soviet troops were advancing on his underground bunker in Berlin and the Battle of Berlin was drawing to a close. Eva Braun, whom he had married a day earlier, also died.

Suspending elections stage of fascism for those keeping track. I imagine it’ll be GOP governors testing the waters during the midterms to prepare for 2028.

NOW HIRING: Part time TSA officer in Holdrege, Nebraska to screen the 2 to 5 passengers per day who board California Zephyr trains at approximately 1 AM and 3 AM

Stop! Yes you, the person reading this. Are you about to get into an online argument full of silly half baked opinions? Have you considered reading a book on the subject instead?

I'm calling on the FBI to declare radical centrist extremism the #1 domestic terror threat to the country

No matter where I go- work, the grocery store, even just on the street- I hear one thing from people: we need a ballroom

I wonder how the Stancil defenders who love to repost the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet like it’s a trump card that wins arguments with radicals feel about the fact that it was one of their own who attempted to firebomb the proverbial Walmart.

We need spoiler alerts for reality. "Dude, did you hear someone tried to shoot up the correspondents' dinner?" "Bro, SPOILERS!!!! I'm still on the episode about the SPLC indictment!"

Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by The Years of Lead Paint

when people protested against the gestapo this guy had the state police beat them up

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

On this site you have BlueAnon saying it was staged. 4channers have posted edited photos of the shooter wearing either an IDF hoodie or an ancom T-shirt. I have no doubt sleuths on X the everything app have concluded that the shooter is trans. Very cool how in touch with reality we all are.

I was probably closer to dying in a shooting in 2019 than Trump was last night. Picked up some Lyft passengers from a bar in Dayton, Ohio about 2 minutes before Connor Betts shot the place up with an AR. Found out what happened from the next guy I picked up who'd lost his keys in the stampede.

We should never have let the libs learn what a false flag is

Once again:

It was pretty weird that they decided to do the correspondents dinner at Swedish Hospital in Chicago this year tbh

Prostate cancer treated for late-stage Benjamin Netanyahu

I had to see the cutesy Picrew avatars defending Beria and Ceaușescu so now you do too

I want to be absolutely clear that by clowning on the inclusion of fucking Maduro I'm not clowning on writing to political prisoners. Every last fucking one of you should be regularly writing to Hridindu. And if you can't think of anything just print out and mail some memes or posts.

"Dear Maduro, I see a cloud as I am writing this from a prisoner letter writing night. What sort of clouds can you see from prison? Do you like cats, I have a cat. I raised $55 from a punk show last friday and have donated it to your commissary."

breaking: 80-student encampment up at Occidental College in California, demanding the Board of Trustees commit to divest from Lockheed Martin, Palantir, Maersk, and Caterpillar amid the war on Iran, Lebanon and Palestine at an upcoming meeting on Monday.

Can someone explain to me how this is any different from "we want white tenants in our white community"?

I'm sure these are the exact type of people who will also pearl clutch and beg the park district to evict when a homeless encampment pops up in their neighborhood park

the entire Chicago Park District can hear from Chicago about bathrooms from Area Supervisors who oversee sections of the city's parks, to park supervisors and the Park District Board we want all gender bathrooms that are open 24 hours bit.ly/chicagoparkd...

ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car. Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month. No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests.

One thing the center and the right always agree on is that everything is the left's fault. The millions of white people voting for mass deportations have no agency. Their actions are seen as inevitable, but the minority withholding their votes over a genocide somehow could have stopped this.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

frame: we have to stop physical mail because of drugs negation: but it's not stopping drugs kirby: they did this to increase surveillance of incarcerated people and have one more thing to monetize, they don't give a shit about drugs

Who’s going to set up the Clavicular vs. Sneako cage match?

I'm pleased to announce that my AI company is pivoting to making shoes

Their stock price may be up over 400% today but it’s still down about 97% since the company was first listed in 2021. This is just the lizard brain of the market overreacting as usual. They’ll probably be bankrupt in a year.

Streamers having a self-inflicted Night of the Long Knives.

9/11 for your shitty 13 year old cousin who's definitely going to grow up to be a fascist

While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/