The absolute accuracy of this.

“In other words, AI reduces productivity, not increases it.”

Fine, I'll carry proof of citizenship when ICE agents stop wearing masks. So never.

Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey. This isn’t controversial. A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

Sadly, she's not wrong. We ran two incredibly accomplished, qualified female candidates and they both lost to literally the worst person in the world.

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath? Character isn't something you tell people about. It's something you live.

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I currently have a cold that has lasted longer than Trump's ceasefire.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

True Story.

Orange Idiot Shoots Messenger thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

Advice for the Florida Panthers: If Trump invites you to the White House, don't bring the Stanley Cup.

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Sing it with me - "We all live in a ..."

This Papal Conclave afterparty is going to be lit.

Psst! Pass it on!

Look at that useless piece of crap. And there's a Tesla right next to him.

If yesterday’s horrific Oval Office presser has you feeling a bit down, this might pick up your spirits a bit.

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit. Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...

A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes. Right fucking now! How is this even a discussion?

Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?

Mood, 2 weeks into 2025

While Los Angeles burns and people point fingers at Democrats, let’s take a moment to appreciate the state’s GOP delegation that fled the state to spend the weekend pledging their loyalty to First Felon Trump at Mar-a-Lago.

I had a lot of people asking me so I wrote an explainer: Here's how you can help the incarcerated firefighter battling the blazes in Southern California this week: www.latimes.com/california/s...

saw a cybertruck that was wrapped and branded for a local heating company. imagining if i called someone to come look at an essential appliance that needs fixing by a skilled technician and they rolled up in the Stupid Truck for Idiots

Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).

From @ennui365

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

The day America decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back in the White House, is the day I stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground." I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.

Are people really shocked Joe Biden pardoned his son rather than let him be a pawn for Donald Trump and his incoming kangaroo justice system? Seriously?? "But he pledged he wouldn--" [SMACK!] Please shut the f**k up.

Every single member of congress has their own private bathroom. Regardless of your position, this is nothing but performance art.