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Phuck Philz

“This moment requires clarity. So let’s be clear: the Strait of Hormuz is not open. Access is being restricted, conditioned and controlled.” - Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber, CEO of UAE Oil

“This moment requires clarity. So let’s be clear: the Strait of Hormuz is not open. Access is being restricted, conditioned and controlled.” - Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber, CEO of UAE Oil

The apocalypse has been postponed for two weeks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trump's DOJ just gave him the power to destroy his administration's records if courts don't intervene. An official memo from the DOJ's Office of Legal Counsel concluded that the Presidential Records Act is unconstitutional because why not.

⚠️ Iran is threatening to walk away from the ceasefire. In a new statement, President Pezeshkian warns that continued Israeli strikes on Lebanon are a “flagrant violation” of the agreement and a sign of “deceit” in ongoing negotiations.

Grandpa’s woken up.

Trump again claims the Iran “10-point plan” was a “fake hoax”—but those terms came directly from Iran, were widely reported, and he himself admitted he’s using them as the framework for negotiations. How could someone who lies so brazenly about undisputed facts ever be trusted?

Trump, who has promoted "Buy America" policies and vowed to protect American steel, has secured tens of millions of dollars worth of donated foreign steel for his $400 million ballroom project, report @anaswanson.bsky.social and @lukebroadwater.bsky.social. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/u...

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Trump's DOJ just gave him the power to destroy his administration's records if courts don't intervene. An official memo from the DOJ's Office of Legal Counsel concluded that the Presidential Records Act is unconstitutional because why not.

Phuck Philz

To my fellow CA voters: Let’s not hand the keys over to Republicans in November. But that starts in the June primary. Our economy is outperforming the entire country, and they’re still mad at the scoreboard. There’s work to do, but let’s not screw this up and let Republicans wreck our state.

Confucius say: "A “ceasefire” that lasts less than 24 hours and kills 254 people in Lebanon isn't a ceasefire."

BREAKING: Iran’s Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf says the U.S. has already violated key clauses of Iran’s 10-point framework before negotiations even begin — citing Lebanon ceasefire breaches, a drone incursion, and denial of enrichment rights. He calls talks “unreasonable” under current conditions. 1/

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Hundreds of millions of dollars were moved through prediction markets as bettors put money on the U.S. and Iran coming to a ceasefire.

Confucius say: "A “ceasefire” that lasts less than 24 hours and kills 254 people in Lebanon isn't a ceasefire."

Dead Americans; huge rise in cost of gas, food, and living; billions of taxpayer monies spent; dead and maimed Iranian and Israeli citizens and Iran WON.

Dead Americans; huge rise in cost of gas, food, and living; billions of taxpayer monies spent; dead and maimed Iranian and Israeli citizens and Iran WON.

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

Shitlash.

The Art of the Deal. Before the war, it cost, uh, nothing.

Exactly. Then back to regular programming (unless the war really does come to an end…call me a sceptic…)

The apocalypse has been postponed for two weeks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Disgusting. Poor kid.

Disgusting. Poor kid.

Holy mother of god....

The second funniest thing I saw today was the Artemis II crew smiling blandly and spinning a mic while Trump talked to them. The funniest was when after almost 2 full minutes of silence after he’d stopped, the crew asked Ground Control if Trump was gone and Trump answered that he was still there.

Presumably because if she voted Democrat, she'd have to stop doing black face. Or doing it less.

Nice little mask off moment for the GOP here

What a time for us to not be able to afford mental healthcare.

Why is everyone so surprised a child rapist is happy to commit war crimes?

Huh. Turns out it IS a Christian Death Cult after all.

A bit of good news for a change. Although why it took this long is beyond me. He's an avowed anti-semite.

Lol...

The second funniest thing I saw today was the Artemis II crew smiling blandly and spinning a mic while Trump talked to them. The funniest was when after almost 2 full minutes of silence after he’d stopped, the crew asked Ground Control if Trump was gone and Trump answered that he was still there.

The 25th Amendment is the Constitution’s version of the Tooth Fairy.

Jack Benny reincarnated as a sea turtle.

It's almost as if they've missed the entire point...

Trump on Wednesday (on Strait of Hormuz): “We don’t need it. We haven’t needed it.” Trump on Sunday: “Open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell.” Trump next Thursday: "I went toilet but shit my pants before I could get them down. Why is it so cold in the fridge?"

"Except the ones we killed on Day One. Hated those little bastards."

Aren't Evangelicals the most intelligent, loving humans on Earth?

Remember when Jesus was all "i'm gonna bomb the shit out of those brown people for not believing in me!" and then, like one of his disciples got too close with his rocks and they caught him so Jesus had to save him with a magic unicorn...

Trump admits he started the war to steal Iran’s oil - but is ending it because the GOP are telling him they’re going to get slaughtered in the midterms.

The asylum doors were left open. "President Trump also asserted that God supports the American war against Iran “because God is good, and God wants to see people taken care of.”