As a connoisseur of industry-specific niche magazines, I would kill to read one of these.

Got intrigued by the timing of this, considering these were all extremely short-lived/dying shows. There's only 8 possible Saturdays this block could have existed - Sheena premiered 10/7/00. Cindy Margolis' last episode was 11/24/00

Declaring now that the Jack FM guy is secretly wearing a fursuit

I feel like the first indication that He's Dead will be someone buying massive action on it on Polymarket

but how will It Happen then??

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Reading "You Might Remember Me" it becomes very clear that Phil was in an abusive marriage. It was years of control, isolation, and resentment by Brynn. People don't seem to have the language for it the way they would for a husband doing the exact same things. Also this bugfuck quote had me livid

John Wayne and Reagan both skipped participating in a generational conflict to pretend to be cowboys for money and now all our institutions are controlled by people who thought those movies were real

Lou Malnati's sucks. The crust is utterly flavorless.

again, the 'most Americans can't even afford an unexpected expense' stuff comes from *online surveys by payday loan companies*. it is a publicity stunt *by one of the most exploitative parts of the financial industry* that is nevertheless spread enthusiastically by online communists.

"Are we using it a lot? No. Have we seen any gains from it? Also no."

Man the whole point of a Hutt is they go gunga peeboo oh ho ho

We all know this is Nic Cage, right?

Stephen Colbert bouncing off the walls rn

Lately I've been doing Minute Maid Zero Sugar lemonade and tequila (current fav is Suerte reposado). It's shockingly good.

I am so sick of that damn orange cheeto!!! (Archie Andrews)

The Split #LastFourWatched

"Our initial goal was to stay in Chicago, which is why we spent $200 million buying Arlington Racetrack five years ago"

Danny, I will always love you

SimCity 2000 (1993)

I stand on the hill of "If Disney wants to make even more money, they'd make the X-Wing series cannon and do a Band of Brothers style series"

I would like it to slump more please

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

a) This rocks b) Makes me wonder what typefaces the agate pages of newspapers would use c) now think about modern fonts for this purpose. SF Compact?

I just think they're neat

this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME CASUAL ATTIRE OOH

luv 2 put $69 worth of gas (not nice!) into my sensible sedan

Gen X never beating the total lead poisoning allegations.

A rare early Keith Phipps

Don’t trust any software tool written by well adjusted adults. Software should be written by fucked up little gremlin creatures.

“For the good of society, your son will work in the trades. Oh, my son? My son will be a titan of politics and industry. For the good of society, your daughter will be a tradwife. Oh, my daughter? My daughter will host a lucrative rightwing podcast.”

Sometimes at work I need my brain to get absolutely annihilated while trying to focus on something and Hardwired fits the bill perfectly.

You guys ever hear about this King Kong? People should talk about it more.

it is incredible to see folks complain that good people don't run for office, that lawmaking is a hobby for the rich, that our state legislators are run by car dealership freaks, and then insist that we shouldn't pay lawmakers any more than we do.

"Boredom aplenty is provided by a screenplay which for some reason has been turned over to a screenwriting neophyte." Damn dude!

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

Trust me when I say there is no wilder auction this year than the US MARSHALL JEWELRY AUCTION www.txauction.com/auctions/312...

I always loved those old TCM logos

The death of Ted Turner marks a sea change, the last of the eccentric media moguls, who -for all of his issues- still had a soul and a personality, willing to burn money on crazy passion projects. The new crop are dead-eyed and hollow, with no other goal than “line go up.”