Pumpkin spice is nice But blood goes down like water Sate my need for flesh

I have owned an Xbox since 2003. All three of my kids love to play on our Xbox One My wife and I love to play on the Xbox One I teach for a living I most likely cannot afford a $30 a month charge for Gamepass Bully them until they cave.

dying echo chamber hive mind: I've been re-reading the Tales from.... Star Wars books and I'm wondering if there's a place where I can buy all of the published Star Wars Adventure Journals. The EU is my comfort food (I REFUSE to call it Legends)

I think Vince is going to be the first person in BB history to get negative votes in the finale. Like, he's going to have to give something to the jury. #BB27

The Rangers losing a game "on purpose" to deny the Astros a playoff spot is just so damned petty and I freaking love it

I'm going to need @dieworkwear.bsky.social to go all in on this lol

There is no mystery to Amelia Earhart. She got lost, crashed and was probably eaten by crabs, she literally became girl dinner.

Man, this Tylenol rant by Trump is going to fuck up how most of the Army handles medicine and sick call.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think I speak for multitudes when I say for Halloween you should dress up as a biblically accurate angel to upstate your opponent's Rosh Hashana get up lol

I really wish I was good a photoshop, I've got two banger ideas lol

I’ve had squid ink pasta a few times. Dang delicious.

First heard of Huntington's disease (or chorea) better than 40 years ago, and was horrified by what a cruel disease it is. At the time, there was no clear path towards a treatment, but this is what scientific research is about; tenacity in the face of failure until... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My Halloween costume is going to be a biblically accurate Eric Adams

So, what happens if I eat a Tylenol AND a Tide Pod at the same time?

My mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me, and I'm assuredly on the spectrum. From here on out, I do not want to be called autistic, I prefer the term Acetamerican

My God....

I really don't want the National Guard to be sent to New Orleans, but I may make an exception if any of them can play on the offensive line for the Saints

If you showed an episode of "That's my Bush" to Laura Loomer she would shrivel up like Donovan from The Last Crusade

It’s pretty funny that Eminem became a guy who would be really excited to vote for Mayor Pete. It’s like he received the exact opposite energy Kanye got. He’s probably at home in a comfy chair reading a John le Carre novel right now.

disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame

Cars and laptops don't have CD players anymore

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

If you were to show this to 2008 me, I would have a stroke.....Bill Kristol, resistance member

as someone who is trash at platforming and has no patience for Git Gud-style gaming I am putting Silksong firmly in the category of "I'm happy for everyone this game is for, which does not include me"

maybe if enough of us swear to boycott Disney, we can leverage the "reverse boycott" crowd to get them to make another season of The Acolyte

Wow, Paramore sucks now

Video games I'm sure I played and very few of my moots have....tell me if I'm wrong Monster Party- NES Micro Machines Racing- NES Kiwi Craze- NES Civilization- SNES Battletank- SNES Battleship- SNES Battlezone- N64 Command and Conquer- N64 (never played it on PC) Starcraft- N64 (no play on pc)

For those who don't recall, the closest ship to the Titanic was The Californian. They did not respond to distress signals. The Carpathia did, from much further away. That captain was a hero. This is so worth your time.

D hands down, no hesitation

do you know how off the rails you need to be to make Jessie Kelly dumbstruck with silence

One of my co workers has left an entire sheet pan of bread pudding in the faculty lounge fridge, starting the week off right.

A&M vs Notre Dame

Cary-Hirayuki Tagawa was born to play Shang Tsung and was the definition of perfect casting. He made the role his own and elevated the entirety of Mortal Kombat as a result. No one else could ever do it better.

they should write his name as cause of death on every certificate issued

Live your life in such a way that if you are killed in a school shooting, thousands of people don't go "I abhor political violence, but ::gestures broadly::...."

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

STOP DECLAWING CATS !!!!

it only took 145 games but the Texas Rangers have their first grand slam of the season!

Going to open a crossfit gym for people who also have purity rings, calling it True Love Weights

Benson Boone looks like Elijah Wood and Old Greg had a child

The Saints lost, but we don't have DA looking confused and bewildered on the sidelines, so it's not all bad.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I’m watching a movie about a president’s illegal use of force against alleged drug traffickers Good thing that would never happen irl!! Right??

That’s the King of Louisiana

I keep thinking about that scene in Empire Strikes Back where Darth Vader kills someone over a Zoom call then just up and promotes the next guy without a hiring search.

there's nothing in the Constitution that says we can't call a joint session of congress, lock the doors and fill it up with sand....right?

On one hand, I'd like for more southern states to legalize marijuana, but on the other hand, the last time we had a pro-Pot movement, a lot of people died.

I see people complaining about not being able to watch football on Spectrum. I don't get it, I've been watching football while on the spectrum my entire life, works for me.