David Harbour’s finsta

I will not be watching the SuperBowl. I will tune in for the Superbole, which is better.

JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY

Catherine O’Hara, Star of ‘Best in Show,’ Honored in Westminster Tribute www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/s...

Hey everyone!! Our friend and fellow Gaylor Chad got doxxed, BADLY. He could use some support right now, both here and probably over on TT where @write2sarah.bsky.social is attempting to fight back.

Former Farming Leaders Warn U.S. Agriculture Could Face ‘Widespread Collapse’ www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/u...

You're wrong. This isn't like Idiocracy. A President Camacho would be a vast improvement.

Demonizing specifically white women who act in solidarity with racial minorities isn’t new. Here’s a southern political cartoon depicting Harriet Beecher Stowe, published in 1853. Surrounded by devils, she‘s holding a book titled “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” Subtitle: “I Love the Blacks.”

UPDATE: Judge Menendez makes it clear she intends to rule on the emergency motion by protesters — seeking to halt key police tactics by ICE in Minnesota — by Thursday afternoon.

Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...

I’m not mad at you. I’m a f**king b*tch.

What ICE is doing to Minneapolis right now is a both a proof of concept of what mass deportation will look like and a preview of what it will be capable of doing to every major blue city at the same time by the time its budget has nearly quadrupled in 3 yrs www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.

Anyone seen the Epstein Files?

it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus

I’m not on here much. What do you think happened with Lily Allen’s marriage?

Every new technology is scary until the funny people get ahold of it. Do not let cynicism and ignorance hold you back. Go play with your juvenile sense of humor and unhinged creativity. #harambethemusical #sora #AI

Me, to me, at every accidental discovery.

THE INVENTOR OF NEWS: okay, don’t be mad but HEY I SAID DON’T BE MAD OKAY YOU’RE MAD I GET IT BUT

Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?

i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry

You know, some of us kids of hippies could gather in #Baltimore and sing in really large groups. Like really large. Like a lot a lot of us. Shoulder-to-shoulder. On rotation. Consistent peaceful presence in all the danger zones. Anyway, most of y’all need to get your steps in.

If this is a mass hallucination, we’re on some bad shit.

Today, I used the word “pronto” in a sentence, unironically, to an adult.

If you go to Italy with your bestie, she randomly will text you her photo of The David’s butt.

Anne Lamott: “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.” Kendrick Lamar: “Say, Drake… “

Remembering good times at your mom’s place

Just learned Xennials (born ‘77-‘83) are also called The Carter Babies. Be cool if we could organize as a microgeneration and do something for peace.

Mushrooms should be legal in all states in which people have to watch The Nutcracker every year because some kid they know does ballet.

Your Wordle board today is the name of your femme folk-punk band that performs exclusively at midnight in the campus black box theater no one else uses anymore.

You ever tell someone to be a man and they rebel so hard you’re like whoa

Of all the peelable, single-serving cheese wheels, I probably consume Babybel the most.

Narrator: Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again. Girls, what’s my weakness? Girls: “Self worth!”

Oh hell yah. Ghostbusters is on at the gym. My luck is turning around.

Petition for a third dinosaur in the nugget bag.

Life is too short to read “The Grapes of Wrath.”

I’ve got two turntables and a microphone and a skateboard and a Batman comic and a purple buttplug.

My son is disappointed to learn that the day you tell your mother to suck your dick is the day that she stops making you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

This ADHD med shortage is some “Flowers for Algernon” bullshit

My Roman Empire: how Impractical Jokers’ Casey Jost looks like he is one bland segment away from leaving it all behind for a life in the wilderness.

Can we run this up the flagpole?

public school spent too much time teaching us how to spell Mississippi and not enough time teaching us how to spell Mmassachussettss

The existential urge to know which guy from your graduating class will become a dad at 80

My dying wish? All my wishes died years ago.

stuck in a zoom in my office, suspicious of the neighbor squirrels

Face down, ass up, is how your email will find me.

I’m whatever it’s called when you’re a Fanilow but for Taylor Swift.

Is it pronounced “biopic” or “biopic?”