Oh God y'all. Alice is her therapy session and she's on zoom with her therapist and they're playing jeopardy. She has a TS category. I keep hearing her answer then say, "ALL of us Gaylors know this." 😅😅😅 And now she's telling her about Taylor's cats. 😂

Can someone from outside the US please answer this for me? Alice is learning about Africa in Social Studies rn. Is the US the reason that Africa struggles with developing and instability and poverty? I'm realizing that the US is usually at fault and we've been lied to, a lot.

What if I said Eye theory is about surveillance and 1984 ….

I know we were all hyped about yesterday being St Patrick's Day, but it was also St Gertrude's Day and she's the Patron Saint of Cats. Just throwing that out there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That moment when all the sales that my husband was supposed to close this week didn't close. And the bank account is dangerously close to empty. And I can't get the fucking food stamp portal to work so I can't renew our food stamps. And I have to wean off one bipolar med bc it's making me sick 1/

It’s homeless, hm? Maybe because… 🎬🎬

BUTTERFLIES ARE TIED TO ME! MV/LOVER ERA NOT JUST SELF TITLED REFERENCE, now say it with me

Alice just learned about the Rwandan Genocide and apartheid in South Africa in Social studies. (Did I ever mention how much I love her virtual school? They aren't bending to anyone. 🤣🤣) Now we're watching The Color of Friendship because of course we are.

UHHH HOW HAS NOBODY EVER MENTIONED THAT HAMPSTEAD HEATH IS KNOWN FOR GAY SEX??????

i also think we need to shift the narrative from "they're queerbaiting" to "the machine straightwashed them"

Chills. Just... Chills. @treepaineburner.bsky.social do you have a pic of Taylor's watch necklace from the Grammys? Because I think it might be the same. if it's not, it's very similar.

@kpinreallife.bsky.social Well, we said that the March 14th/Ides of March would be huge. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because you can't queerbait if you're actually queer.

Oh Harry. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😻😻😻😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I'm so happy for you!!!!

I just had to put this on my ET/MJ thread because too many fucking normies were on there.

Oh God. My MJ/ET post breached containment y'all. 🤣 I had to block some weirdos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

With everyone talking about Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson, I want to talk about ET and MJ-- Michael Jackson. They were friends from the early 80s until his death in 09. Both faced intense media scrutiny and pressure as YOUNG children. She defended him in both of his allegations of abuse 1/

I was just thinking about this because she released these 4 CD boxes, it’s the same color the locks were during the countdown and they were each connected to a song and so far we have gotten 2 of them (Opalite and ET). Makes me wonder if the other 2 will be Actually Romantic and Wood

Okay skyline! You helped Alice! I have another GS who needs help with sales! Their name is Xand and they're trans. They need some help getting close! We have a week to do what we can! Alice has known them since birth and is friends w/their brother. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/xander...

This is it.

2151. She's at 2151, by the way. HER GOAL WAS 1702. OH MY GOD SHE'S INSANE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok y'all. You can have free reign on the cookie link. Go crazy. My garage is officially empty of booth cookies. My crazy brilliant, beautiful, wild girl officially sold out of her entire stash of cookies today. Buy whatever you want from her link. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/alice6...

Anyone want an Alice cookie update? 🤣 She was at 1775 when we started our last few booths today... She ended today at 1947. She has 178 boxes left in the garage. If she sells out, she's at 2125. If she sells out tomorrow, I need Taylor to get her to 2500 because she wants to be CEO for the day

Can I have your attention? I have an announcement! Tonight, Alice sold box #1,702 to her former Daisy troop leader who issued the challenge to sell 1701 boxes after Alice said "I sold 1,626 boxes, which is almost as many as our troop sold my first year!" She officially hit her goal!

So, I'm prefacing this with DO NOT BUY ANYMORE COOKIES UNTIL AFTER SHE HITS HER GOAL BECAUSE WE NEED TO CLEAR MY GARAGE. But... Alice is 101 boxes from her goal! With enough boxes of cookies in my garage to get her to like 1900 because she has 4 booths this weekend.

Y'all wanna see a cute before and after of Alice and the only dog she's ever liked? This is Alice at age 4.5 at a birthday party for Eddie The Police Dog, who was turning 4. And tonight, Eddie came to see her at her cookie booth to celebrate his 11th birthday. They've grown up together.

If only swifties actually listened when Jake said in an interview that all too well is about Taylor herself and the fans and not about him

Hey KP. @kpinreallife.bsky.social I have a crazy 83 theory for you. I'm gonna DM you because I wanna work on it with you before I send it out into the world.

YES!!!! I would be so lost without @wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social

taylor surprise-dropped 4 songs on 3/17/2023, the day the eras tour began: - eyes open and safe & sound tv - her hunger games songs, bc eras was the hunger games arena - if this was a movie tv - "it's a movie to me now" - all of the girls you loved before - eras showed us all the taylors we've loved

Can someone tag me in the recap post for the weekend? I've been so busy I missed everything Gaylor. I know Sabrina smashed her GFM goal though! Alice sold 500 boxes this weekend alone and she's at 1525 total so far!!! Who manifested sales for her? Because THANK YOU!!!! Best weekend she's ever had.

Look what number we hit today! We danced around and sang shake it off when she hit it!

OH HELL NO. NO ONE IS GOING TO HURT SABRINA LIKE THIS. WE PROTECT THE FAMILY.

Reposting this for all the daylight people. 🤣

Alice has a message for all of our Gaylor friends!! She's at 1136 boxes of her 1702 goal, and there are 16 days left in cookie season! She still has booths left, but she could definitely use some help! (Enjoy her wink KP, it's for you.) digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/alice6...

Okay skyline! I need help! We got this from a food pantry delivery from school and Max immediately decided these are his new favorite food. Of course, I cannot find them at any of the local grocery stores. I'm going to check La SuperMercado on Monday as soon as I can get there. If you know where

And right after a deux moi papwalk? Scandalous.

All hands on deck!!! All hands on deck!!

@kpinreallife.bsky.social @sabrinafleetwood21.bsky.social @mcpants.bsky.social @underthepink7.com @treepaineburner.bsky.social @cultoftheclitoris.bsky.social HOW DO I TAG EVERYONE IN ON THIS ONE??? I THINK THIS IS A SOMETHING BIG THREAD.

My soup post somehow went a little viral and now I have nurses being cunty at me. Ugh. I forget people outside of our Gaylor bubble exist.

This just made my day. Calling them the internet explorers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

@kpinreallife.bsky.social I feel like 3/14 was something to watch. Also, since it starts at 11:30 on 3/14, his episode technically ends on the Ides of March.

@souperman26.bsky.social I forgot to tell you! I made chicken noodle soup because I caught the preschool plague and I feel like shit. 🤣 And I thought of you when I was eating my soup.🫶🏻

So... Just so everyone is aware. Today is National Pinocchio Day. @kpinreallife.bsky.social @sabrinafleetwood21.bsky.social @underthepink7.com

In case anyone is still following along, Alice sold 352 boxes of cookies at her 4 booths this weekend, sold cookies to the CEO of Girl Scouts of Eastern MO, ran her 4 booths herself, and made me so proud I could burst. & I got to "buy her troop number" when I bought box #926 today. 1/

Happy birthday to @sabrinafleetwood21.bsky.social who is always so ahead of the curve, the curve becomes a sphere. I love you!! I hope your day has been amazing.

Aerin's brain is so good. Ahhhhh!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 I love them