I NEED MORE HOURS IN MY DAY. *PTERODACTYL SCREECHING* That is all.

Has anyone heard from Jordyn @djcrocs.bsky.social in the last 2 days? She hasn't posted on here or on TikTok and I'm just checking on her. I don't have a way to contact her IRL but I thought maybe someone else might.

Uh guys.... Has anyone seen this? www.instagram.com/p/DT70FV7Eif...

I have a very complicated, toxic relationship with my mother. I have been no contact with her since I got pregnant with Alice in 2013. My BFF keeps her on her FB to make sure she doesn't post shit about my kids and stuff, etc. Well. She almost ran into my mom at a local grocery store recently. 1/

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I have a friend who is basically my mom's age & has adopted us as her kids. I told her tonight that I was frustrated I couldn't do more right now. And this is what she told me. And I asked if I could share with all of you because I know I'm not the only one who may be feeling like this. 1/

This day has me so stressed out between the weather, the world, and the people who live in my house yet won't help me keep it clean 🤬, THAT I FORGOT TO SEASON MY CHILI. I'm done y'all. I'm done. 😭

please do not direct your anger at the wrong people. we have built this community to be a soft place to land for all. we each engage in different ways. not everyone performs activism online. some of us cannot. this doesn't mean we don't care or are ignoring it. and we do not need to justify it.

I joined the skylight thing. I don't know how to use it yet. Forgive me I was born in the 1900s.

You can talk about other things to escape, but you must not look away fully keep yourself level, BUT DO NOT become blind to the abuse please

I'm just testing the waters right now. My friend is a teacher, and his school's GSA has a 100% student run queer library, where the kids lend to each other. In the future, maybe this fall, would anyone be interested in helping me fill their library? RN, it only has like 7 books. 1/

if you wanna know WHY Paris is the place where the Culture's Clever @wendingcircles.com is hosting a workshop on the queer history of the people and places that made France a gay haven 1. 'Camp' of Versailles 2. Belle Époque & Lesbian Literary Salons 3. Diva Spies to Civil Rights w/ Josephine Baker

Y'all are gonna make me be a Harry styles fan aren't you? Just like TikTok forced me into being a Gaylor by showing me @underthepink7.com videos over and over and over. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My skyline is just aperture this and aperture that. I'm gonna have to check it out aren't I?

Expecting a surge to Bluesky so here is a quick tutorial of how to add the Gaylor 🌈 feed to your home. You will be able to see the feed after this but won’t be able to contribute to it until I’ve added you, so comment below for me if you want to be added! Link to feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...

@underthepink7.com @treepaineburner.bsky.social @spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social @kpinreallife.bsky.social is this real life?

When this is all over, the reveal I want the most is the gaylor behind the Merriam Webster account bc they’ve made this immensely more fun somehow

It’s absolutely not a coincidence the Blake & Taylor texts are circulating right now as this news drops. It’s another proving a pointlor like the Masters Post vs the Engagement Post. Between the two the gp/mainstream fans will without a doubt care more about the texts than this news.

His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.

I told Max, my 4 year old, about the new single. Opalite is his favorite song. 🤣🤣🤣He has so graciously decided to bless y'all with a song.

She’s giving what the people want. A fake gemstone. Are you not entertained? Life is a song, it ends when it ends I was wrong **It ends when then?** Is it over now?

Look how similiar the guitar straps are as well to her surprise performance and the Blue Bird Cafe on March 31, 2018. She sang Better Man, Love Story, and shake it off.

Tiny violin means like your ‘sob story’ isn’t that sad to others they just look at you like, “poor little rich girl there’s real problems going on, suck it up, you got to be in a movie that made you a ton of money, we don’t want to hear it”

if taylor and blake were men the “mean girl bullies who intimidate people with their power” narrative wouldn’t exist btw people only have a problem with power when a woman yields it. they wouldn’t give a shit if they were men. they only see it as intimidation bc a woman is standing up for herself.

but also, “fuck the patriarchy keychain on the ground” like once Travis/any guy came into picture, you abandoned anti-patriarchal ideals.

Who had the Britney Spears connections list going? He filmed her Stronger, Toxic, Womanizer, & Perfume music videos. And he shot Bad Blood, Wildest Dreams, LWYMMD, End Game, & Delicate for Taylor. So.. yeah. We need to be watching the super bowl. 🤣

Please share and boost signal. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fu9btj/ They're coming here to STL from KC. This isn't going to go well. People here carry and they don't give a fuck. Guns are stolen out of cars, houses, etc daily. People shoot the sky for fun here. They're not gonna think 2x about shooting 🧊.

This is a wild ride and at no point did I have any idea where it was going. And neither did they.

Oh look, A Valentine's Day mention.

Did I just spend 15 mins infodumping to my poor husband about VDay the film/I'm gay and I'm going to play & the NRs & the recent articles about the Tayvis wedding plans & Travis's identity crisis AND @kpinreallife.bsky.social & her timelines & @wordswhispered.bsky.social & how much I love their 1/

I'd love to know how my MIL found a therapist who is more narcissistic than she is. The kids and I have been NC since 2016. My husband is doing his best, but I think today was a doozy.

It doesn't matter how warm and cozy you are in your bed, when your 11 year old comes in and asks you to tuck her into bed, you get up and tuck her in.

If you guys need some cuteness and a laugh in your feed, imagine this with Sarah McLaughlin singing "In The Arms Of An Angel" in the background if you're over the age of 35. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Discussing maternity leave w/Alice: she has 0 ideas ahead of time. She thinks: 4 years Paid. All mothers. Should get insurance while on leave. Should get jobs back unless they want to retire. Her reaction to the US policy: 😲 🤯🤯🤯🤯 THAT'S NOT FAIR! My little AuDHD feminist. 🤣 I love her.

“Didn’t you hear? They called it all off.” “She would have made such a lovely bride. What a shame she’s fucked in the head, they said.”

Thank fucking God I don't have to pay Sidney every time I tell my kids to "mind the business that pays you" because I would be even more broke than I am. 🤣 I say it at least 3x an hour. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

Trying to balance "it's cookie season!" with "yes but the world is on fire and 🧊 is literally one town line over" is literally breaking my brain & my heart. 😭 How do I explain to Alice that people probably aren't opening their doors because they're scared to death not because they hate cookies?

Please share and boost for signal. 🧊 Is here in STL. They've been seen in Ferguson which is just over the town line from me. STL is this amazing diverse blue dot in a red state and I don't even have words. 😭 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fkpY1s/

"leave it all behind and there is happiness"

🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me🎶 @bradmeltzer.com is watching me 😂

My 4 year old son's OT is also a Swiftie like us and today, he got to play freeze dance to Opalite (his favorite song!!) as part of his therapy. So much fun.

Ok. Last GS thing for today, I swear! We finally got to try the Exploremores! Alice has an instant & immediate review for everyone! (With chime ins from the whole family.) Overall thoughts: AMAZING. Tastes like hot cocoa in a cookie, not rocky road ice cream & it's our new favorite cookie.

One of the bitches who bullies Alice is here at the GS Media Team event we're at. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 And I just want to be like GO AWAY. SHOO. SHOO. I refuse to let her ruin my good day.

On this, the day after we were just discussing that fuckass white guitar? Hm. That's not suspicious.

Thinking about how funny this post was again

Alice has asked me to share a message with everyone. She left out the part where she did almost 8k steps today selling door to door! I appreciate everyone humoring me and my cookieposting. I promise, I'll be Gaylor 24/7 again as soon as I get my life back from the cookies. 😂😂😂😂

I wish I could show you guys a map of my neighborhood and show you how much Alice is walking to sell her cookies this year. I did a *rough* map out on Google maps of our routes (and I know I didn't get every single trip back to the house!) and it was 7.2 miles. And that was just the sidewalks! 1/

Truth. #theviper @heatedrivalry_hq

if he wanted to be in a war so bad he could've gone to Vietnam that was available to him