I did my zoom meeting with my psychiatrist on my phone today not the laptop and I showed her all the areas I got cleaned and she was so proud of me and so impressed. And then she asked me if I had been sleeping. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And I actually have been!! #manicgirlyproblems 1/

I don't do Spotify, but I have Amazon Music and here's what Amazon says about me and my listening (and please remember I share this with 2 TaylorTots, 1 of whom loves DCOMs🤣). Apparently, they only partially count it if your kids listen to the same songs on repeat, but enough to skew your numbers🤣1/

I cleaned my living room, incl sorting out old clothes from the kids and sending those off, so much trash, sweeping, moving couches, toys, cleaning the couch cushions w the carpet cleaner, sweeping, scrubbing walls, folding clothes, rehoming things to where they go for TWELVE HOURS TODAY. 1/

Anyone talented? Crochet Benji pattern for sale: www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwif...

We're snuggled up on the couch as a family, watching The Muppet Family Christmas. It has been tradition to watch this movie every Christmas season since I was 3 years old. 37 years. And now I get to share it with my kids. (And by that I mean, I make them sit and watch it every year too 😂😂).

Oh they're so close to the point. *SO CLOSE*.

Sabrina Carpenter officially concluded the #ShortnSweetTour on November 23 2025 🩵🏁👋 For the final show she wore a silver Juno set covered in paw prints, crossed the finish line for the #Juno position, arrested Miss Piggy and her security guard Bear, and sang “Goodbye” for the spin the bottle song.

We smashed $5k in 24 hours! Let's get Angie to $10k so she can do the trials too.

Hey Angie!!! @bigcityhopes.bsky.social do you have a bucket list we can help you check stuff off of? There is a huge network of people here with all kinds of weird connections and locations and skills.

What item is this with the pompoms? I can't find it in the shop, even sold out.

Y'all. My friend just bought me and my daughter a cardigan. 😭 We picked the midnights one, and we're sharing it. My daughter has a Speak Now dupe (she thinks it's real, don't tell her, it was all I could afford), but now we're going to have a real one. 😭😭😭

So I mentioned that my husband lost his job and we're on snap and all that. Well, today, we were back at the rec center we use for the kids' swim therapy and the woman behind the desk goes "Ohhh! I have something for you!" Mind you, we hadn't even gotten more than 3 feet in the door. 🤣 1/

if there were ever a time for someone to heal the healer, i am waving my white flag. fuck man.

Angie is so close to her goal! Can we get her over the goal so she doesn't have to stress as much about other stuff?

So can someone explain to me why Whitney gets to forgo the magical Mormon underwear and wear such skimpy outfits on DWTS? I thought that the underwear and modesty was so important and everything. 🤔🤔🤔

Angie is amazing. I'm not in a position to help, but I am in a position to share. Help if you can. 💙

We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone and they do

We forgot to take a selfie, but @lifeofap.bsky.social and I hung out and ate sushi tonight, and y'all should have been there, because it was fun AF.

It's officially my birthday. I did it. I made it to 40. To the little girl who never planned to live to 16, 40 seemed so far away and inconceivable. Like trying to picture a color that would never exist. But here I am. I did it. I have the life that 15 year old me couldn't imagine. 1/

Any of my sensitive tummy friends have a suggestion for the best lactose free chocolate milk? My 3 year old had his heart broken tonight when his sister stepped in and stopped their aunt from giving him regular chocolate milk. He's lactose intolerant and can't speak up for himself yet.

Sometimes, humans suck. But sometimes, a local grocery store throws a birthday party for their inventory robot and tons of people show up to celebrate. Kids brought cards and gifts. There's cake and cookies. Humans will pack bond with anything and it's so pure.

I love that my Bluesky friends are already yapping about the trailer. Y'all are amazing. 🤗🥰😍🥰🤗

What the hell is she wearing here????? What the ever loving hell is that blue thing???

@souperman26.bsky.social why not become soup? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thanks NBC for the lack of captions on Wicked: One Wonderful Night. 😭😭😭

After we were told that November would be paid in full, so I started using my October benefits I'd hoarded. 🤬🤬🤬🤬 I fucking hate it here. I hate it so goddamn much.

Where did the DWTS live option go on Disney+??? I know the show is over, but I was literally in the middle of watching it and it's no longer on there. And Episode 8 isn't showing up at all now.

My daughter and I did 2 hours working at a local drive through food distribution pantry tonight. She handed out hundreds of cabbages. People started lining up at 3pm for a 630 start. We opened early and ran out of most of the other food within an hour. And there were still more people in line. 1/

My Amazon music just went from Dress into Wonderland and I have *whiplash*. 🤣🤣🤣

My daughter and I have recently dusted off the Switch and started playing Animal Crossing again. Would anyone like to come visit our island sometime? We have apparently put in over 1000 hours on it. 🤣🤣

Can anyone explain why my TV randomly turns off closed captioning, even though I click "on always" every time? It's driving me insane.

Ok, Bluesky peeps. I need some advice. My 11 year old is developing and while I'll never force her to wear a bra bc I don't, some occasions call for a little more cover/support. She's not in a measurable size yet so where do I go to get her something? No target. No Walmart.

hi guys i’m not one to ask for help but with the whole food stamp situation happening.. well here we are basically i promised my son a bluey room makeover as his combined birthday + christmas gift (bc his bday is late nov) if i’m not gonna have food stamps that is gonna make it extremely hard

@souperman26.bsky.social I'm a day late and a dollar short, but ramen is happening now!

Y'all. Come over to @souperman26.bsky.social 's TikTok. They have a VERY special guest tonight for Souplor Day. 😂😂

My daughter just got done selling $1100 in GS candy on Friday. Today, my son's preschool sent home their fundraiser. So now I get to go door to door again and ask the same neighbors to buy more shit from my kid. 😂😂😂 #momlife

My 3 year old has memorized and can sing The Fate of Ophelia. He knows most of the words, even if he can't say them well because of his speech delay, he's trying. And y'all, it is so cute. I need to find a way to share it without his face.

Travis to Taylor:

My 11 year old is a girl scout Cadette, and she's starting her silver award project. She wants to create meals in a bag to donate to food pantries so everyone can get a full meal. She's going to have donation bins, run a food drive, etc. I am so fucking proud of her y'all. She's such a good person.

the moment everyone in this fandom realised taylor songs are written so that they’re purposefully interpreted in multiple different ways at the same time will be incredible. like her songs have multiple intended meanings, like taylor’s not just writing about one thing

To my queer friends finding it hard to breathe in this world - I see you. I'm here, always 🤍🌈 Love is love, full stop. No one can convince me that any other kind is greater.

I have no one to share this with. 😭 My 11 year old is about to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time. My dad was a big fan. He died when I was 8. I have loved this movie since middle school, and I know my dad is absolutely watching with us today. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

So this was the thesis of Taylor’s entire discography. As daylight comes in the window, all of her characters/muses are revealed and we learn she’s been talking to herself. The crowd cheers as she accepts an award for the performance. While “director” Taylor watches from the wings (of the plane)

I want to talk about Opalite. I’m fascinated by the many ways you can interpret this song and how none of them fully make sense in a way? The obvious/het way to interpret it is that she’s singing to Travis about digging yourself out of the darkness and into the light…

Happy birthday to Midnights, the album that grabbed me and dragged me down the rabbit hole into officially being a Swiftie and a Gaylor. I am so grateful to have fallen head first into one of the best groups of people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. You make me better and smarter everyday.

Do you think we could collectively and kindly peer pressure @sabrinafleetwood54.bsky.social into doing a hair tutorial? Because her curls are *goals*.

When the dinner is cold and the chatter gets old, you ask for the tab 🤝 I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain

You may have missed my discussion on Shibboleths: words, customs, or phrases that can be used to identify other people in an "in" group, that appears innocuous to folks outside the group. The example I used was "Terminally unique," which is from addiction groups. But another is Friends of Dorothy.

So... With AWS being down today... I literally cannot turn on my bedroom light. It's an Amazon bulb, controlled by Amazon. 🤣 Not only that, half of my daughter's virtual school runs on AWS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So she got a very weird, easy day. Be nice to anyone in tech support today. They're going through it.

reposting this about your future daughter-in-law who happens to be the most famous person on the planet right now is truly so INCREDIBLY STRANGE like i'm not saying any of it is wholly untrue (i do not know) but it just feels so off... but he saved her from the fate of ophelia i guess so whatever!