So somehow Taco Bell has joined the resistance??? This. Timeline. I swear.

Insert quote about inconveniencing oneself to make a point. I think a lot of what we see is a form of malicious compliance while proving a point.

At this point Taylor’s dress and generals wedding still not being public is just solid proof that she can absolutely keep a juicy aspect of her life private. If she can keep that dress a secret, after a thousand person wedding, she can keep being gay a secret. She’s proving a point.

Sitting here reading a dark academia romance novel published in 2020 that keeps using the word “mastermind” in connection to the super smart literary professor fake dating a sports star to help publicity for his non profit and Everytime my eye twitches a little.

So TAS Rights Management seems to be going after anyone who has posted the wedding invite. They are claiming copyright which means this digital wedding invite was somehow copyrighted which is odd (that would be public record no? Can anyone look that up??)

Um... Simone??.. 👀

I have another hot take and since I already got blocked by like 4 people today might as well do it all at once! ny person opinion on KK/kylor aside, I think the timing of her interview before this wedding was extremely intentional and her attendance was a layered mutual PR decision

Set in a glass house? Or course it was.

Simone posted

My poor husband just walked in on me listening to Lavender Haze and asked me- 100% seriously- “I guess you heard she supposedly got married”. Yes, had heard a rumor about that. Also, I delight in his use of “supposedly”. He hates all things celebrity culture, but even he has caught a little.

i have to confess i find the new onion infowars very funny

Since I’m venting and processing and everyone wants to talk about ice cubes. The entire country saw that little boy who was taken in Minneapolis last winter. His little backpack. How long it took for him and his dad to come home. His teachers were distraught. (Different school district from mine.)

Did I have a fever dream that Matty Healy and Zoe were getting married last weekend? Yesterday I think? Because I just saw the news call some other random person his girlfriend?

This. All of this.

When I started rambling today it was just an ongoing processing. I hadn’t been online yet and hadn’t seen the apparently there’s drama here. Nothing was passive aggressively intended. Personally, my boundary is I will not be trying to protect someone from the consequences of their actions.

I think part of why I find the Stephen D discourse so pathetic is because I’m in Minneapolis, my husband works for the executive branch, and guilt by association as a whole has been an absolute mess around here. Funny, I’m sure me saying my spouse works for the executive branch caused 5 layers of

Some interesting nuance on the discourse. Disclaimer- I can find no proof that the son is Travis’s best friend.

Mouthing carrots and peas LOLLLLLLLL

She’s got to be joking. Theres no way this was Taylor’s bouquet. But if it was, that’s sweet peas and a something in the carrot/dill family. The embroidery on this hanky is less janky.

She’s got to be joking. Theres no way this was Taylor’s bouquet. But if it was, that’s sweet peas and a something in the carrot/dill family. The embroidery on this hanky is less janky.

And this is why you can’t convince me to despair. 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, they’re gonna break the blender.

We’re up to possibly 4, depending on whatever theories you’ve had over the years. Personally, I’ve already suspected all four of these. Selena’s stylist posting hers with “goldrush” is just extra.

I don’t know all the lore of Adam Sandler, but this song with iykyk seems like an interesting choice. Whyleyy shared MGK post that has Adam Sandler song Grow Old With You and put “iykyk😂” in the comments.

we as a community need to be careful and fact check stuff, otherwise we'll quickly fall into traps which causes tension in ways that would not have been necessary

i'm at my limit today

it's bad luck to give out hankies at a wedding. they signify tears to come. 💀❤️‍🔥🧨

I'm all in on the sucker punch theory and that eras tour and the wedding performance were an excuse to get men in power drunk and off guard. History is full of female spies，I mean celebrities, distracting and seducing men and passing along info etc.

Ross pointing at the exit

WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT “LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS” YESTERDAY ?!?!?

Pretty sure I’ve accumulated enough proof that the timelines don’t match. I’m so surprised 😱

Okay… but what if there WAS two weddings. Two ceremonies. MSG divided into two completed segregated sections. One group sat the Taylor Swift ™️ straight patriarchal wedding and the other group watched a drag show or some small intimate same sex wedding?

Not the caption being Love Wins 😭

Did her security take all these photos? 🤣☠️🔐

I need time stamps- Married at 7:22. Fourth minutes of vows. Vows Began at 6:40 or so. At least 5 min to walk down the aisle and whatnot bullshit. Now we’re at 6:35. When did her suv pull in?

The guest list seems to have been a combination of players and targets 🤷‍♀️

TLDR- it’s hella codependent and toxic to be getting a wedgie over someone else’s wedding guest. Go find something you actually have influence over. Breathe- it’s the only thing you can do that isn’t inherently harmful. Now breathe again. Maybe touch some grass. Watch The Good Place.

I’m gonna ramble for a minute- come along, I have a point : I grew up in a very abusive environment and entered adulthood fawning, codependent and with ocd. If someone had an emotion or did an action, I felt fully responsible for handling that for them. I was meticulous about never doing “harm”.

another Elizabeth Taylor parallel because of course

Steve Demetriou is an old white guy that’s a real estate finance bro. His son, by the same name, is a Republican Rep. The father has had a lifetime of shady nonsense like Exxon Mobile. His corporations have slgiverbment contracts. He does NOT “run” a facility. 1/2

From what I’ve seen, the old guy in the pic going around is a stock trader? Broker? Who is chairman of a company called Scythe. Their website says they’re “a boutique family office hq in Cleveland.” They handle industrial real estate stuff. I haven’t seen anything about him being connected to 🧊

For the love of god, fact check things

I think this is a smear campaign. I'm trying to find a source saying he's ICE and the "sources" people are using don't actually name him

PLEASE for the love of everything, FACT CHECK BEFORE POSTING. I think we're seeing smear campaigns start

ZOLITA BEING MESSY LOLLLL “Nothing could have prepared us to see Karlie in a gold dress at Taylor’s wedding” Caption: GOLD RUSH #kaylor

I mean with that font the monogram technically means "The Tortured"....

Ross just posted for the first time since the eras wrap party …. All the people you love….

Ross just posted for the first time since the eras wrap party …. All the people you love….

Just an observation….