Me when they make the Gaylor / Performance Artlor documentary 🌈

Touch grass they said. So I went and foraged my own T&T inspired bouquet. #LoveWins

It’s pretty funny that Taylor and Travis didn’t go on a honeymoon. Instead, their next “appearance” was… another wedding. Four Weddings and a Funeral, you say? I think we’re getting awfully close to Death of a Showgirl.

Happy Friday from this accidental Gaylor work mug 😻

I know today is Noseboop Anniversary, but never forget June 7, 2024. Taylor spotted two women getting engaged during Edinburgh N1, paused the show to celebrate, and told the crowd it was the DAYLIGHT that let her see it. 🌈

I spent 2 years in grad school writing about sousveillance: turning surveillance back onto systems of power. It’s no coincidence Taylor chose MSG for her biggest performance art stage yet. Reclaiming a space synonymous w/ oppressive surveillance by turning the gaze back on the institution itself.

With all the focus on the double Ts in both the billboard and the monogram, let’s not forget the door in Gracie’s Hit the Wall music video also features mirrored Ts, much like Taylor’s Fearless (TV) vault snow globe from 2021 which predates any public association with Travis by years

Nothing prepares you for getting this text from CRJ™️ while you’re on a work call. 💀

The general public likening the “wedding” to Fyre Festival was not on my 2026 Gaylor bingo card, but it might be the funniest part of the story so far.

Has anyone on this side discussed the “bouquet” ?! It’s literally made of wilting weeds. Hahahaha. Thank you for this lovely image. I can’t stop laughing.

If anyone is having trouble connecting this wedding with satire, just remember she used the lyric to Blank Space on the monogram napkin. Taylor is a comedian, a brilliant satirist and this was an all-time intentionally performative spectacle. I’m waiting for the encore. There’s zero doubt.

taylor swift in 2022: releases song titled ‘lavender haze’ which contains lyrics like “all they keep asking me is if i’m gonna be your bride” and “talk your talk, go viral. i just need this love to spiral” taylor swift in 2026: announces she is now married via multiple lavender billboards in NYC

JUST&T is a callback to Taylor and Andy Samberg’s AT&T commercial where a voice of god narratesTaylor’s ever move. It ends with her hiding in the closet after stealing something from the man and then is trapped in a closet. The only way out is to make music. The end. youtu.be/3ZrBYu05OKg?...

Ok hear me out. It’s a mockumentary. Think Waiting for Guffman. Everyone is interviewed waiting for Taylor. But she never arrrives. Because, duh, she ghosted. The press release was weirdly phrased and capitalizing Bride + Groom sound like stand ins. Just more meta in an era of meta performance.

I’m officially convinced they filmed the most epic performance, and we’re all just on standby while the final edit is finished before it goes to air. July has the exact same day-of-week calendar as Oct ‘25, when Showgirl was released. Standby is for tomorrow night. 👀✨

Serious question: is there a Gaylor bat signal if something happens after midnight? Who’s responsible for waking us elder millennials at 4am?

So they post the literal lavender marriage announcement on the marquee AND then it starts pouring rain? Just like THE LYRICS TO END GAME?!!!

TNT ARE LAVENDER MARRIED!!! They literally could have picked any color!! ANYYYYYY

The funniest part about this being at MSG is that, by law, someone probably has to tell everyone where the fire exits are. 🔥

Watching everyone resurface because it’s showtime has been genuinely hilarious. Queers will hibernate and boycott with the best of them. Pride is political. But there really is nothing quite like coming back just in time to watch it all unfold… a forever gentle reminder we were right all along. 🌈

have we stopped to consider the wedding is the mass coming out?? THERE’S A THOUSAND GAY PEOPLE IN A ROOM

Zohran including “Dress” on his Spotify list of favourite Taylor songs just reinforces my suspicion that he’s a NR.

Prediction: Taylor Nation is going to unexpectedly go live on Instagram tomorrow during the “wedding.” Think March 2, 2024’s unannounced IDWLF x Dress Eras Tour mashup. We’ll all be Truman Show style voyeurs, on her biggest stage for what could be her most deliberate scene yet. 🔥🌈

iykyk 🥨 Subaru edition

Came home from work and escaped to secret gardens in my mind. Thanks for the dad hat, just in time for Pride. 🌈

🚨Stumbled upon this Sabrina Carpenter x British Vogue house tour vid circa 2020. You won’t believe what novel our girl had on her nightstand, SIX YEARS AGO. Vintage phone + Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo 👀🌈💚 youtu.be/M1XbW-yAw8Y?...

It’s a literal carabiner. Ahahahahahahaha @lavendergay.bsky.social @mutablesoul.bsky.social

There is so much 🌈 coded symbolism in Harry’s Dance No more mv. But him wearing a GIGANTIC carabiner is sending me !! @mutablesoul.bsky.social

Sabrina wearing literal film is cinema made corporeal. Hollywood not just as image, but as material. The body, enmeshed in its fabric, becomes the medium. 🎞️💜🔥 #MetGala

Taylor is well versed in semiotics. Her (again) connoting Rebecca on Colbert also points to the first academic text on lesbian representation & subtext, films that subvert the Hays Code in Classic Hollywood. White literally covers Hitchcock’s adaptation in UnInvited @sabrinafleetwood21.bsky.social

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the drag version of behind home plate Blue Jays Muscle Guy and Marlins Man. ⚾️🎃 #Halloween #WorldSeries #LetsGoJays

Update #2 POV when you’re AT THE WORLD SERIES #GoJaysGo⚾️💙 #WantItAll

How I consume playoff baseball

When you check the cats’ pet cam while on vacation. #hellomother

My dog riding the train has the opposite energy of Irving’s Radar. #Severance