I think that Taylor Swift is probably polyamorous except that she's also:

When you just want nuggies and fries but you're in your 40s so your tummy can't handle fast food very well

If I weren't in such an anti-taycapitalist mood, I might consider some of this merch, but holy hell, $25 for an ornament? In this economy??

Taylor, you can't put out this kind of merch and expect ppl to not call you a lesbian. store.taylorswift.com/products/roo...

I honestly couldn't tell you if she doesn't dress for the male gaze bc she's gay or bc she's au+is+ic...

Speaking of spoiled pets... 🧇 got a fried 🥚 this morning bc she was being sweet.

How old are Taylor's cats and do we think she does crazy stem cell therapy on them to live as long as possible??

I don't think people understand how batshit a 50 year mortgage would be at 6%. After 20 years of paying your mortgage, you would have only paid off 12% of your original loan amount, despite having made 40% of the payments. This is absolutely predatory. All to save about 10% on the monthly payment.

Sophie: Taylor, I've been cancelled! T: What'd you do? Kill a man bc he cheated on and possibly murdered your friend? Fucked a man's wife bc he committed white collar crimes? We've all got bodies in the attic! S: What? No, I'm getting divorced. T: Oh... IT'S A GOOD THING I LIKE MY FRIENDS CANCELLED!

Happy 8th birthday, rep 🎉

The weirdest part of growing up in an interfaith (Jewish-Christian) household and then marrying a Jewish convert is that my home is devoid of Christmas decorations and we go to the grandparents for stockings and other Xmas celebrations

Feeling real bad for Taylor Swift's secret KC Current gf rn, just sayin'

Wait, is she TVFNing us again with this lyric? Implied rhyming of pretty and witty (and gay) and bouquet?

Man, I got my COVID shot yesterday before lunch and it fucked me up overnight 😅 Fever, chills, night sweats, aches, nausea. But (afaik), I've never gotten COVID and I'm not looking to start this year!

So... are they friends now?? And what about the sombr of it all? 🧐

It's really important to note that not only was Watson a racist and misogynist but his contribution to the double helix was listening to a Rosalind Franklin lecture and getting mad because Francis Crick wouldn't invite him to his sex parties.

Just taught my 6yo the digit summation trick to see if a number is a multiple of three and he was so delighted with it that he didn't want to go to bed! (For any multiple of three, the digits when repeatedly summed to a single digit will sum to 3, 6, or 9, and it repeats in a pattern: 3,6,9.)

Fuck!You!Make!Me!

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Man, why are ppl talking about us again... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Dfnat1/ www.offtiktok.com/t/ZP8Dfnat1/

and you can want who you want ZOH and RAN and MAMDANI! WELCOME TO NEW YORK! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU 💖

Zohran for NY ✅ Spanberger (+Dem LtGov+AG) for VA✅ Wu for Boston ✅ School Meals in CO ✅ Sherrill for NJ ✅ PA Supreme Court ✅ Maine rejects voting restrictions and passes red flag firearm restrictions ✅ Just waiting on Prop 50 🤞

I know I'm not supposed to tie my mental health to electoral politics, but I do need Zohran to win today.

Wait a second.... WAS TAYLOR'S MIDNIGHT RAIN TRANSITION INSPIRED BY THE TOM HOLLAND LIP SYNC BATTLE?!?

Was looking to see if the Billboard Hot 100 list dropped yet and noticed this for the Tilys:

prepping my track ranking in prep for #onemonthofashowgirl with @invisiblethemes.bsky.social

Y'all, did I find the fuck the patriarchy keychain?

In bed with a GI flare and then my period starts, like, fuck you forever ♾️

What if I told you everything was accidental?

Honestly she should do this for no other reason than to give herself the title of Chairman.

Did people know this????? ew.com/music/2019/0...

My kids have (to my delighted shock) nearly beaten the video game Pid. I'd love to get a similar game for them for the holidays. ISO these features: - easy/medium difficulty - frequent save pts & unlimited lives - co-op style gameplay (two can play at once, if either reaches save pt, both continue)

office potluck today - I just want soup, ahh Have a couple bowls, got the counter is covered in - soup We tell the world to leave us the cup alone, and they do, wow! Got me dreaming 'bout a 'frigerator with twelve deli cups of - soup Stir up, guzzle down, got meal (meal) prep (prep) I just want soup

Love seeing the donations come in - (lucky) $13, (feelin') $22, (my name is Taylor and I was born in) $19.89 / $89, and even $112 (theory)! teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

Wow, so TS is trying for a FOURTH week (mind you, only 17 songs have ever debuted with two weeks atop both the album and singles charts, and it's already hit a record-breaking third week). They are selling the individual single, Alone In My Tower Acoustic Version, unbundled from the album.

I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor keeps Mandy on for all future projects! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/a...

Can I report the SNAP page for fraud bc WTAF are these lies??

A year has past and I'm ready to repost this from the bad place. (Iykyk)

Highs of 85-90F/29-32C today/tomorrow 🥵 Please no fires 😭 🔥

An artist has debuted #1 of the Billboard 200 (albums) and Billboard 100 (songs) only 17 times (with TLOAS/TFOO as #17). Seven of the 17 were Swift. As of last week, only 3 combos continued in top slot for two weeks (Anti-Hero/MN, Fortnight/TTPD, TFOO/TLOAS). Today, a new record THIRD WEEK ON TOP!

laughing bc, taylor, that woman was not telling YOU to back off, she was telling HER BF to back off, bc she wants you for herself.

If Poet TS is "married to... writing," and Showgirl TS is "married to the hustle," then Mastermind TS is marrying/married to....

Happy 11th birthday 1989 OG and happy 2nd birthday 1989TV! 11+2 = 13 :)

Not the auto-AI in the google search gaslighting me 👀 (reminder to you and myself to type "-ai" at the end of your search to avoid this BS)

"In many ways, to be a woman is to have a complicated relationship with Taylor Swift." www.teenvogue.com/story/taylor...

What I Ordered vs What I Got:

Laughing as I realize when we talk about the multiple Taylors, we can talk about the Mastermind, the Poet, and the Showgirl, but when we talk about the Travises, we just mean Kelce and Ross 🤭

Whenever I see PArtlors on TT that aren't gaylors (at least out loud), I wonder if they are secretly gaylors but they don't want to limit the reach of their message, and tbh, I understand!

"these sharpies have been worn down to... the perfect kind of, uh, felt... tip... wear level." www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Dem7Pn/ www.offtiktok.com/t/ZP8Dem7Pn/ 👀