Pure cinema, obviously, but it's a bit of a letdown that the chud that waddles in at the end who's randomly wearing a big white cowboy hat doesn't fire it onto the sidewalk Boss Hog style.

you try to forget that bad people are always rewarded and good people, compassionate and insightful and sensitive people, tend to suffer but reality finds ways of reminding you over and over again

Was watching JEOPARDY! and there was a category, with video questions by Chris Pratt and Taylor Kitsch, about how awesome Navy SEALs are. Just a fun reminder of how we're all exposed to propaganda all the time

one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics

Great to hear respected, not-radical normie liberals talk about what’s obviously wrong with the Democratic Party now but it would be even better if any of them reckoned with how they responded to people who said the same things for the last 10-20-30 years.

When I first heard about the concept it amused me to no end that people who pride themselves on their supposed intellects were afraid of such a patently absurd bogeyman. Now it doesn’t amuse me as much knowing that these idiots run everything now

It’s Pascal’s Wager for Reddit atheists

This woman did the alterations for my mother-in-law’s sari for my wedding. 34 years in America, and an extra dose of cruelty before they kicked her out.

That movie rules. So many dogs running around

"the fossil fuel industry has a real interest in funding panic over transgender people: It distracts the public from the very real and ongoing risks that climate change creates.” 🤬

Noticing a few bad takes about Eddington surfacing in the wake of the release of One Battle After Another... you could say it's One Bad Take After Another

Seeing some people trying to pit One Battle After Another against Eddington (usually at the expense of the latter), which is kinda stupid. They have some overlap in subject matter but they’re very different kinds of movies. Both are masterpieces, in my opinion

(after Trump orders the U.S. Army to open fire on a daycare center in Portland) “Mr Drumpf, this is not what the American people voted for. DO YOUR JOB SIR”

Yeah it’s very "I can’t believe Nixon won. I don't know anyone who voted for him."

Ngl comedians are the worst people defector.com/all-your-fav...

This is what I picture Heaven looking like

Some days you just get the feeling it's all irredeemable pointless misery all the way down

It is not only important to remember this but also to remember you will not win by saying "how can we be more like the thing nobody likes" or "how can we get the people who like the thing everybody hates to vote for us"

If you have the same name as your favorite food that’s called nom-nom-nomative determinism

And just after George Bandicoot retired from Sony, too. Weird

PTA don’t miss

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

😩🤚 Participating in sex scene discourse for the FUCKING BILLIONTH BORING POINTLESS TIME 😏👉 Watching The Handmaiden again

Incredible. Sniveling and licking Magda Goebbels' shoes in public.

I feel more like Rowlf the Dog’s piano the way I get played

Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.

I feel like an epilogue like this would have redeemed PORKY’S

People have actually met and gotten married because of posting, so I’m putting my best foot forward

Walking up to the chicken joint asking for the Total Recall special (3 breasts)

More like The Crapture if you ask me

Ngl it has wearing on me. I try to focus on other things but I can’t avoid thinking about it all the time

it's an acetaminophenonemon!

The big difference is that all of the important elite institutions (particularly big tech) decided to fully get behind him this time.

it's hard to weigh against the 1M body count we can attribute to W—it seems ridiculous to say as much—but at the very least the evisceration of state capacity (in which, it's bizarre to say, the greatest retrenchment of healthcare benefits in US history is only a small part) is singular

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm... Wrote about the radical act of returning to one's body in a digital age designed to detach us from them.

I’m like jazz in that it’s all about the things I don’t post

Why wouldn't he say this? Democrats should talk like this a lot more often too.

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

"The retired general told a community meeting in southern Israel earlier this week that more than 10% of Gaza’s 2.2 million population had been killed or injured – “more than 200,000 people”. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Hoping they get the little eye monster from Alien Earth on the next Hot Ones

The funny thing is voting to glaze Charlie Kirk won’t save them either

democrats literally decided to shit all over their two most loyal voting blocs. Black women and the lgbt+ community. they’re completely done.

You don’t say www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

I love it when stand up comedians act like they are operating on some other higher level when most of what they do is call each other gay

How do people ostensibly alive in the current moment and witnesses to what came before argue with a straight face that the Democratic status quo isn't what enabled the present?

Fuck this timeline for making us have to root for cornball late night talk show hosts

Ever have a Carolina Hot Melt? Me neither I just made that shit up