Perfect

“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again). I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”

Is this the driest of dry humour?

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great

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Entirely this. By taking profit and corporate management out of healthcare, you better better outcomes at lower cost to consumers.

I hear faces are very calorific

The correct order to watch the Star Wars movies is 4. Actually call that 1. Actually call that Star Wars coz that was the name of film I watched in the 1970s, they retconned all that 4: A New Hope bollocks on later.

#xkcd So. It has come to this. xkcd.com/1022/

Wow, he looks just like him!

Stay classy, Lindsay

Alexa, draft me a post that I can use for literally any situation

GOP stands for Guardians of Pedophiles.

Europeans shouldn't celebrate victory day? 1) They don't. They observe Remembrance Day, on thE anniversary of the Armistice that ended WWI. We're the odd ones out 2) His ignorance is like an onion. Just layers and layers of ignorance.

Are we completely sure he wasn't actually at Troy and let the horse in?

10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

> @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

Supreme Court in sensible decision shocker?

Ohhhh that's why the BBC attack is now, charter review coming up.

This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working. We need new leaders in the Senate.

Happy #Sinday to all woke people

1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️

Before the orange makeup is applied

More effective than donating to the Dems

Once again we have a completely unaltered ringer in this most excellent thread

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line. I’m terribly disappointed in him.

Any Democrat who "trusts" notoriously deceitful Republicans to keep their word on an ACA vote deal is too naive/stupid to be in office. Let's fix that next time they are up for election. #PrimaryTheIdiots

The Dems who are caving are doing so not because their base wants them to, not because the voters want them to, not because the fed workers and SNAP recipients want them to… they are caving because their DONORS want them to. And that’s really all that ever matters to the corrupt

Soon in my inbox: Hello, it's the Democrats! We have decided to capitulate and cooperate with the fascists. Please donate between 5 and 50 dollars so that we can hire a marketing firm to help Republican politicians like us better. If you don't give, we won't be able to let them strip your rights!

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

Precisely this. #TrumpShutdown

As a frequent user of the Charleston International Airport, I just want to say the staff and security personnel are exceptionally polite and efficient. I have never had a bad experience there.

Are Senate Republicans suggesting that the health insurance industry is rife with fraud? I wonder if there's an alternative.

Who votes for these disgusting cretins?

No lie detected

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

Love it!

I've always loved this tweet. #movies #disney #starwars

Brutally brilliant

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF

We need to open a book on how many times "inconceivable" appears in the comments

Mace the Disgrace is an example of "vote red no matter how dead in the head"

Perfect