"Reform are on our side..." Are they fuck.

That's no ballroom!

I have a very bad feeling about this...

We go live to Conservative HQ...

NEWS! Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the British museum newsthump.com/2025/10/20/s...

Great moments in redaction history.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

You can't park there, Steve!

Lets hope they leave Benchy alone! #3DPrinting #3dbenchy

Steve is currently between crises, so he’s in his thinking phase.

Donald Trump right now:

Me too, Steve. Me too...

"I have captured the ice cream van, free ice creams for...." Bollard, NOOO, that's not an ice cream van!

UK cis women, please sign this to acknowledge that trans people are not a threat. (Unless you think they are, in which case you're awful so please fuck off and never come back.) Everybody else, please circulate. 💜

WTF are the survey people over at E.ON smoking! Sure, I've always figure the people that bill me for electricity are totally courageous, that's an important quality I look for in a business. face->palm

Wow that's spooky, how do they know!

Steve is trying to remember how many beers he's had. Alas, very high numbers like this are challenging, but he's trying his best.

Hotels housing migrants are now YouTube content farms. Outrage = clicks. Clicks = cash: £10k–£20k a month, just for filming cruelty. Division is the business model. Details here ⤵️ @eastangliabylines.co.uk @owensennitt.bsky.social

Could you please help by sharing this? Even if you're not interested, maybe someone in your circle will be! I'd really appreciate it, more than you realize! Please support an independent 3D artist who's trying to find her place and make sense of her work. Thanks❤️ #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling

UK media being shown how to do their jobs by Brussels.

Not the beer!!! Hackers have gone too far this time!

The police seem inexperienced with how to arrest a dangerous terrorist in a wheelchair. Well done Yvette Cooper. Slow hand clap. 👏

And now we go over live to 10 Downing Street...

When Boris? news.sky.com/story/former...

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

Ut ow, #Nordspace rocket looks like it set fire to the pad! I guess that explains why they have such dramatic music for the launch live stream!

Steve's Xmas Jumper: inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1619...

He did the meme.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Elon Musk Briefly Loses Title Of World’s Richest Man https://theonion.com/elon-musk-briefly-loses-title-of-worlds-richest-man/

Thank goodness for @channel4.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Steve is not sure what this new sport is, but he's trying his best.

Since there is some discussion in the replies about MS 365, here’s how to say “No” to Microsoft about it: bsky.app/profile/eile...

"allowed to practise" ;-)

From medium.com/@aletheisthe..., which @scott.hanselman.com posted a few months back.

this is very exciting for me because I co-wrote this movie, along with you and everyone else who has ever posted words on the internet

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure xkcd.com/3138/

I'm LIVE on twitch (not really) with Katie and David and Frank talking .NET dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/live

A step closer to The Purge....

If you vote Reform you will be voting against women’s equality, for more harassment in the workplace and beyond (as if there isn’t enough) Remember 41% of the Farage Foot Soldiers arrested in last summer’s disgraceful riots had already been REPORTED FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE

I take a spare shower head and an adjustable spanner with me when I go away with work or on holiday with my family. You can almost guarantee that the hotel shower head will be absolutely shit and it's really easy to swap it over for your own one for the duration of your stay.

He didn't "misspeak". He lied. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Looks like Twitter is down, lolz.

It's not real. But we can dream

Translation: Polish multimillonaire Piotr Szczerek stealing the hat a tennis player gifted a child durin the US Open as another reason to make Eat The Rich a reality once and for all:

Ouch…