The problem with hiding away from scrutiny Nige is you’re not out there getting the publicity to keep your base angry and on side. You’ve got yourself in a bit of a quandary. Happy Christmas in Dubai or France or Moscow.

Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile.

grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.

JmRoyle A friend of Nigel Farage took out a £2.7million director's loan before his company went bust owing £1,199,773 in tax to HMRC and is now banned as a company director. He is living in Dubai and wants to run for Mayor of London but will have to pay HMRC £1,199,773 in tax first.

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 20th August 2024.

I wonder why Farage decided not to do his own investigation into Russian interference in his Party? He was asked. Now it’s out of his control. He can’t bleat about it now. Not terribly bright is he?

Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police." Cheeky fucker.

Dick Van Dyke recently turned 100 years old and is no longer permitted to play with LEGOs.

Comparing MPs pay with Doctors. Isn't it amazing, austerity for everyone except Billionaires and MPs. What a coincidence.

Replacing Trump with Vance is like sh!tting your pants and changing your shirt

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who prevent history from being taught intend to repeat it.

Nationalism. Bring it on. Let’s get this country back from overseas investors who take all our profits. 👏👏👏

Farage is in the mud again: police reports over £9k dodgy spending - a refurbished HQ he “forgot” to declare, an armoured Land Rover shoved into “national” costs, and missing receipts everywhere. Add it to the pile: Russian cash, extremist bile, antisemitic bullying - now alleged fraud too.

Women who uphold the patriarchy and constantly demean feminism should not be online spouting their opinions on their own social media platforms. You shouldn’t have an opinion or a platform. Let your husband do that for you…

Nice start to the week. Ten great announcements from our Labour Government. This week the focus is on young people, helping them find work/training/apprenticeships. This government cares that our kids have hope and belief of success. 👏👏👏

Every few years, the media discovers that Nigel Farage is a fascist. Then they forget so they can discover it all over again. How about we just don't let him destroy our country?

Have Dulwich College said anything on the record yet? It’s either they’re proficient at creating 28 liars or they gave licence to one Racist. Either way they should be wheeling out the teachers to protect their position. Because it’s not a great look.

Prime Minister of Poland. 🇵🇱

Lady Mary One of tofu-eating wokerati 💙🇪🇺 🇺🇦 The biggest hypocrite in the UK!

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

. Confirming what we knew already - Boris Johnson was a disastrous Prime Minister who should never hold public office again! #trevorphillips #BBClaurak #bbcbh #toriesGone520 .

I suspect you have to be quite racist to stand out as "the racist guy" at a boys public school of the 1980s.

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 4th June 2024.

If any one of us had a family member that got up in the middle of the night to post to their social media hundreds of times, we would immediately worry that something was wrong with that person We would think that they have become mentally unstable and needed an intervention

dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law About time someone with some influence said it

Two big points: 1. They are not cancelling mayoral elections. They’re being delayed at Council request 2. They are not ending Jury Trials They are prioritising most serious cases for Juries. Technical & cases where charges are 3 year max sentence will be heard by Judge

'Nigel Farage responds to claim he called Reform election pact with Tories ‘inevitable’ It is far passed time that the Government started an investigation into just who is funding Farage and ReformUK. Byline Times have done one.

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 16th May and 13th June 2020.

I had to check whether the double S really appeared, as displayed in the image below. Yes, it really did!

🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it. Love Christmas. Vote Binface.

£1500 pa increase for full time worker on Min Wage. That’s a lot more spending power for over 2m people. Thank you Rachel Reeves.

It is not normal for the media to dictate who stays and who goes in politics by hounding someone out of office. It is not normal for the media’s national pastime to be How to bring down my own Country’s government. This isn’t a step too far it’s a world too far.

I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.

Goodnight

This week Koko has an injured leg and has been on strict rest—so no chasing squirrels. She is not happy. I bought her a new horse stuffy to make it up to her. This morning she went Don Corleone on me.

People who didn’t vote Labour are equally bothered by the crusade to ‘out’ Labour women by the media. I’d imagine people overseas who are interested in our politics are too. It’s such a bad look. Our journos have lost the plot and they’ve lost their audience.

It's been almost two weeks and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

Busy few days for our Labour government with lots of announcements and some Laws reaching Royal Assent stage. News on immigration, safe routes, puppy smuggling and lenders increase mortgage loans. The economy is stable and talk of another Bank interest rate cut later in December.

This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"

The thing about Farage obviously being a racist in youth and his obvious racism as an adult is that it won’t make a difference to all the obvious racists that will vote for him.

The only person who shines out of this Budget fiasco is Rachel Reeves. She delivered a good Budget with poise after the leak and has been honourable through the Sunday shows and into this week. Congratulations Chancellor

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Nigel Farage: “If Brexit is a disaster, I’ll go live abroad.” The UK Public: "Can we help you packing, Nigel?"