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I really appreciate @electrolemon.bsky.social’s dedication to keeping one nipple out in his special in dropout.

Unequivocally still would.

Whose cooking is this 😭😭😭😭😭

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It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it Learn more here: www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren... And here: notournativedaughters.org

we’re experiencing levels of cunty bob previously unrecognized by science

Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig are already working on ideas for ‘Knives Out 4’ 🔪 (via THR)

Me 🤝 QT Cinderella’s boyfriend Using the judge.

Rereading old fanfic is great, cuz sometimes you find some absolute bangers, and then sometimes you remember what a weird kid you were

Did Microsoft word start using AI in their spellcheck and grammar? It’s become shit from an ass

The most ethical way to consume NYT content is by logging into your local library's website every three days to "renew" the "pass" to which you are entitled by your free library membership

This is one of the funnier autofills I’ve run across

I will die on the hill of not calling it a skeet.

One benefit of wearing clothes that match the color of your food is that spills aren’t as visible.

Remember to not rest on your laurels from all the election news. There’s still a lot of work to be done but last night showed incredible effort from all the ground work. Keep it going. Get involved. Stay informed. Attend meetings. Signs those petitions. Protest. Vote. Call your bitch ass family out.

Eevee curled up for a nap

I wanted to do one more Tears of the Kingdom doodle before Age of Imprisonment comes out. So here's Tulin with an AWP. #Zelda #ToTK #Tulin #Fanart

I'm super psyched for Age of Imprisonment, so I've been replaying Tears of the Kingdom in preparation #zelda #totk #fanart

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Better a Faggot than a Fascist 💪🏽😤♥️

Drag Queen Number Idea Walk-in purse-first, while blasting the track best associated with that concept, and trip HARD when you get out onto the stage. They have to stop the music. Paramedics come (could also be in drag/clown makeup) and you only learn the queen is OK on instagram the next day.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

Perks of dating a Drampa #Pokemon #fanart #comic #drampa #golisopod #ferrothorn #lovewins

Learning to make accessories from steel wire! This was my first attempt: a feathered ear cuff. The bell acts as a counterweight, since the feathers like to catch the wind. Looks kind of shabby up close, to be honest. But I'm still proud of it! #craft

If you can't handle me at my wet, angry Umbreon, you don't deserve me at my soft, poofy Umbreon. #Pokemon #fanart #comic #umbreon #pokemon-amie

@morningwitch.com did it again I fear 😭😭😭

@morningwitch.com new Scarlet Garden Longline Coat came and it is sooo good. I am obsessed!!!

I just played a game of Marvel rivals and someone had a Bible verse as their gamertag.

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

You / Your favorite Pokémon

oh to hug the eevee mascot

I’ve got my own thoughts and feelings about the kirk shooting that I’m keeping to myself, but I’ll say this; not to be a musical theater kid on main, but some of yall really need to listen to Requiem.

A Disney Springs restaurant was robbed by a scuba man 🤿 • He swam up to the restaurant after it closed • Spray painted the security cameras • Stole up to $20K while staff were counting cash for deposit • Dove back into the water and escaped before police arrived (via WFTV 9)

“This big screen is magic” well whoever made Nicole Kidmans 90 sec intro for coming to the movies being magic and cut it down to 10 seconds I’m pissed bruv

Have you ever been a mood that getting pounded so good you hear the 1UP sound would fix your attitude? Yeah, yeah.

I started playing Silksong and yall need to stop complaining about arial strike. It’s not that hard.

Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Delphox www.serebii.net

Working out sucks absolute shit. But i swim and I get to wear my cute lil speedo with pandas on it, so little victories

Laundry day outfit.

I am once again thinking about Hadestown.

I have this chocolate body wash and exfoliating scrub that I love. However, when I use it, it does look like I’ve shat the tub.

The jump between your phone blowing up absolute silence is astounding. Socialization is a fickle mistress.

Fini and Yoshon are having dinner together 🐰🥗🐰 #DailyYoshon