OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

How the hell is cabinet manufacturing a national emergency?

This man fomented an insurrection, then bestowed pardons and military honors on its perpetrators. Here, he praises "free speech," then attributes all political violence to his ideological foes and vows to crack down on their organizations. We're living in an Orwellian nightmare.

Cue the hotdog man meme! 🌭 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I'm not about to let THE GOVERNMENT tell me whether I can or can't consume radioactive shrimp.

This is no way to treat the only active hall of famer.

Maybe he will get eaten by a bear or something.

What bullshit salad will it be this time?

LFG 🇨🇦🇲🇽

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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

Swept the Yankees, enjoying my evening then out of nowhere… WTF?!

This parade is giving ‘Willy Wonka Experience’ and I love that for him.

Canada’s voting system is broken. Elizabeth May is making electoral reform her top priority this session. Let’s build a democracy where every vote truly counts, are you in? #ElectoralReform

But remember, *you* can only have two dolls and five pencils

jd vance didn't kill the pope. the pope died because of how disappointed he was in jd vance and how embarrassed he was of jd vance. the pope being so ashamed of jd vance he died is not the same as jd vance killing the pope. please stop saying easily searchable things like "jd vance killed the pope."

Old North Church in Boston last night on the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.

Abrego Garcia lived in Maryland. In the absence of the Trump administration following the law and facilitating the return of Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the state of Maryland should do the right thing and arrest those involved on kidnapping and human trafficking charges.

Here's the latest Polling Canada seat averages: 🔴 LPC: 205 (+45) 🔵 CPC: 116 (-3) ⚜️ BQ: 17 (-15) 🟠 NDP: 4 (-21) 🟢 GPC: 1 (-1) - April 9, 2025 - (Seat Changes With 2021 Federal Election) canadianpolling.substack.com/p/e-18-growi...

you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"

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Lando's leadership of Cloud City in The Empire Strikes Back turned out to be a tragically prescient parable for our time. Leaders of institutions: Pay attention! A story in four parts. cc: Paul Weiss, Columbia University bcc: all law firms, universities, and civil society organizations

Hi hello it is officially Opening Day!!!! BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!

We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap

DOGE basically

Anyway, periodic reminder that congress can, and should, end this any time

This unusually personal @peterbakernyt.bsky.social piece is a must-read. One further similarity to Putin not mentioned in the piece: retaliating against private lawyers who represented his perceived enemies. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/u...

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Goodnight friends. We leave you with this excerpt from Amanda Gorman’s “The Hill We Climb”. Full text here: thehill.com/homenews/new... #Blackhistoryisamericanhistory

House Republicans unveiled their budget plan this week. Here's the summary. Step 1: Take billions from health care and kids' food. Step 2: Give the money in tax cuts to the rich. Step 3: Profit.

The richest man in the world is sitting at the Resolute desk, about to defund your public school. Trump should stop him.

Rep. Pressley: Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

Not too long ago, Elon was doxing government employees on X. Where was the outcry of “You’re breaking the law” then? These employees feared for their families’ safety.

All the reasons he’s taking over everything

They’ve shown us who they are and what they intend. Do NOT stop boycotting American products. We will not be toyed with every 30 days.

it needs to be said that while democratic elected officials are trying to get into the USAID building which was shut down by musk, CNN and MSNBC are showing the entirety of a trump press conference.

My Mom is a miner's daughter. Her whole family fought Nazis. She was walking through the snow with her walker when a woman asked her,"Will we survive Trump?" "Of course we will," Mom replied. "I don't need asparagus. I'll eat root vegetables. We've done it before." That's Canada. #strongasfuck

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Ok recipes, you can stop including parsley (for garnish) in the ingredients list. I’m eating lasagna at home, not working for a Michelin star restaurant.

On top of being terrible policy, this is procedurally no way for the largest economy of the world to manage its relationship with its largest trading partners. No debate, no vote, no plan, no meaningful notice, just one guy's mood whenever he gets around to it.

My wife is a teacher and one of her students drew this masterpiece.

I know these are challenging times — and the Trump administration is trying to confuse the American people. That’s why it’s so important we speak plainly: Donald Trump is incompetent.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Are you supportive of these onesies?

Alot of people definitely wanted evil stuff to happen when they voted for Trump but it’s worth keeping in mind that *most* people viewed him as being as moderate as Kamala Harris because the entire media apparatus in America is a joke.

Every day I wake up sad all over again that of all the things we could choose or build, this is what we decided on.

i mean Russ Vought has said outright that he wants to provoke mass urban unrest as a pretext to invoke the Insurrection Act.