Who taught piggy the word "seditious"?

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

This picture could be Nicollet Mall in Minneapolis. We just need to do it.

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

The content of these Epstein emails is sick and abhorrent. But also, do these people not care at all about spelling and grammar? I've never seen so many sentence fragments, misspelled words, and total disregard for making themselves clear and coherent.

Why do they keep making Planet of the Apes movies? Is there some big fanbase of this franchise that I’ve never met or seen online or ever even heard of?

Well, no one could have seen this coming.

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

Did Trump ever fix that issue with people eating their neighbors dogs and cats? That seems like something we should be following up on.

Does anyone know someone at qucikbooks online in their ux department? They should know that sometimes simple is better. Every time I open this thing o have to learn some weird new design pattern.

This is clearly attempted murder. Is he going to be charged?

Long ago, in the early days of trump’s second term, he met with putin and what was discussed wasn’t made public. Me and a few friends joked that they met to agree on splitting up the globe. Now it sort of looks like trump actually wants to invade South America.

SEN. @schatz.bsky.social : "This is not about money. There is enough💰to bail out Argentina with ($40 BILLION). Enough to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173 MILLION for Noem. Enough to renovate the ballroom. What there isn't enough💰for under this Republican government is YOU."

It occurs to me, watching the White House get demolished, that we Americans are going to have to get used to the idea that the America of 1776 to 2024 is gone. We'll beat the fascists, because the arc of history and all that. But, the things that made up That America are gone. We'll have to rebuild.

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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

i just really love how portland is handling the occupation of their city. you weirdos are gonna end up saving the rest of us

The new War of the Worlds movie is absolutely horseshit bad. One of the worst movies ever made. But at one point Ice Cube yells "I don’t have alien invasion insurance!" and I can't get that line out of my head.

One of the best threads I’ve read in a while…

If you’re ever in Minneapolis, go eat at Khue's Kitchen. It’s amazing!

I am just so fucking proud of her.

This guy gets it.

There's a moment. In AA they call it a "moment of clarity". In trans circles, it's called an "egg crack" moment. It's that moment when a belief just falls away and you see the world for what it is. That Trump presser about Tylenol must have been that for at least a few MAGA folks. He looked nuts.

Why do people in movies always check under the sun visor for car keys. Has anyone ever kept their keys there? Ever?

In a moment like this, when tensions are high, part of the job of the president is to remind us of the ties that bind us together.

I don’t normally comment on people’s appearance, but damn I think some should talk to Trump about his face makeup. He literally looks like a clown lately.

I was going to sign up for Hulu this month because there's a show I want to watch. Not anymore.

I got my Covid and flu vaccines this morning. Go get yours! All the cool kids are doing it.

I believe that people should be able to do whatever they want, as long as they don't hurt others. But I've got a feeling gambling apps are going to be real bad for society. Gambling is a super corrosive addiction.

Things that trigger MAGA It's scary out there for MAGA!

Delete your meta accounts. There are ways to stay connected to the world without feeding this horror. Your morals are more important than your mutuals.

☔️💜 living his best life 💜☔️ #Dogsky #Dogs #Funny 🐥

@governorwalz.mn.gov Any chance we can join the West Coast Health Alliance? I'd really prefer not having to lie to my doctor to be able to get healthcare like vaccines.

Weird idea, but can we add some civil liability risk to people who don't vaccinate and cause harm to other people? Is that a law that can be passed? Does it scientifically make sense to assign guilt to the transmission of a communicable disease?

Ok, people. This “I’m smarter than scientists” thing was fun for a bit. But rabies has a 99.9% fatality rate. It’s time to act like adults again.

Happy Autumn! September, October, and November are the best months. A cool breeze. The smell of fireplaces. Scary movies. 👻 👻 👻

MAGA be like…

My second favorite sandwich in Minneapolis.

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

My hot take: the new Cracker Barrel logo isn't great. the old one sucked. their food isn't great. also, who gives a shit?

This is so creepy!!!

Racism doesn't pay the bills.

ICE doesn't care if you're legal or not, they'll arrest anyone they for any reason.

Listen to Texas Rep. Ann Johnson call out Republicans for their blatant racism against minority communities in Texas.

anyone know if there's a Democratic party anymore? isn't the point of having an opposing party that they, i dunno, do some opposition?

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.