The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

i just really love how portland is handling the occupation of their city. you weirdos are gonna end up saving the rest of us

The new War of the Worlds movie is absolutely horseshit bad. One of the worst movies ever made. But at one point Ice Cube yells "I don’t have alien invasion insurance!" and I can't get that line out of my head.

One of the best threads I’ve read in a while…

If you’re ever in Minneapolis, go eat at Khue's Kitchen. It’s amazing!

I am just so fucking proud of her.

This guy gets it.

There's a moment. In AA they call it a "moment of clarity". In trans circles, it's called an "egg crack" moment. It's that moment when a belief just falls away and you see the world for what it is. That Trump presser about Tylenol must have been that for at least a few MAGA folks. He looked nuts.

Why do people in movies always check under the sun visor for car keys. Has anyone ever kept their keys there? Ever?

In a moment like this, when tensions are high, part of the job of the president is to remind us of the ties that bind us together.

I don’t normally comment on people’s appearance, but damn I think some should talk to Trump about his face makeup. He literally looks like a clown lately.

I was going to sign up for Hulu this month because there's a show I want to watch. Not anymore.

I got my Covid and flu vaccines this morning. Go get yours! All the cool kids are doing it.

I believe that people should be able to do whatever they want, as long as they don't hurt others. But I've got a feeling gambling apps are going to be real bad for society. Gambling is a super corrosive addiction.

Things that trigger MAGA It's scary out there for MAGA!

Delete your meta accounts. There are ways to stay connected to the world without feeding this horror. Your morals are more important than your mutuals.

☔️💜 living his best life 💜☔️ #Dogsky #Dogs #Funny 🐥

@governorwalz.mn.gov Any chance we can join the West Coast Health Alliance? I'd really prefer not having to lie to my doctor to be able to get healthcare like vaccines.

Weird idea, but can we add some civil liability risk to people who don't vaccinate and cause harm to other people? Is that a law that can be passed? Does it scientifically make sense to assign guilt to the transmission of a communicable disease?

Ok, people. This “I’m smarter than scientists” thing was fun for a bit. But rabies has a 99.9% fatality rate. It’s time to act like adults again.

Happy Autumn! September, October, and November are the best months. A cool breeze. The smell of fireplaces. Scary movies. 👻 👻 👻

MAGA be like…

My second favorite sandwich in Minneapolis.

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

My hot take: the new Cracker Barrel logo isn't great. the old one sucked. their food isn't great. also, who gives a shit?

This is so creepy!!!

Racism doesn't pay the bills.

ICE doesn't care if you're legal or not, they'll arrest anyone they for any reason.

Listen to Texas Rep. Ann Johnson call out Republicans for their blatant racism against minority communities in Texas.

anyone know if there's a Democratic party anymore? isn't the point of having an opposing party that they, i dunno, do some opposition?

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Minneapolis. Hot and humid morning.

Discovering the St. Paul side of the river.

Meeker Island, St. Paul.

Highway 61

Can somebody explain this to me like I'm a 2 year old?

The stone arch bridge is open!!!

This is ridiculous! Is this what vibe coding is like?

Last week Franny and I walked to a dog park 4 miles away. Today we went to one just a couple miles away. It might be fun to walk to every dog park in Minneapolis this summer. Some of them are pretty far.

"It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world." — Donald Trump theonion.com/trump-urges-...

Is it concerning to anyone how few bugs there are lately? Especially the last few years.

Ran into a schizophrenic gentleman on the street. He apologized for yelling at his hallucinations, and then told me I was too pale and I should wear sunscreen so I don’t burn. :)

Happy Friday 🙂

The best UX I've ever had in a car was my 2001 BMW 328Ci. The window switches were in the center console (where they belong), and when you put the car in reverse the passenger side mirror would tilt down so you could see the curb while parallel parking. Brilliant stuff. I miss that car.

Out of all the terrible things in the BBB, the thing that scares me the most is the funding for ICE. Last week it was a poorly funded secret police made up of fat wannabe soldiers cosplaying their weird racist military fantasies. Next week they'll have > $100 BILLION dollars (for the next 4 years).

I saved this video so when I travel I can show this Work of Art to all the nice officers when I return to the USA.

What’s better than a three goals? Three beautiful goals and the win. Nice work @mnufc.com!

For a guy who is most famous for being untrustworthy and not following through on his word, Trump seems pretty surprised when other people do the same.

I have a theory that you could put Saoirse Ronan in any pos movie and it’d be great.