HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

Oh good. It is absolutely pouring with rain for the 567th day in a row. Cannot wait for the horrendous season of winter to be behind us once again.

lol I’m crying

Sanchez's touch just angling it into Gyokeres' path like Pele for Carlos Alberto.

Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors

Harriet has absolutely fucked this

"I've been to the sun, and it was fine". Super.

The Arsenal boys, we’re on a bender, Thomas Frank is a silver member

She signed the letter "all yours, Babushka"

A good thing about football is it is an outlet for “I know that was shameful, but I don’t care because he is in my tribe” feelings that might otherwise have to go elsewhere.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Miniature musical instrument makers admit defeat as violin size requirement for story is declared "too small to build."

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

What the fuck has the ref done sending him off there? That's insane

Good for you Mark 😂

Ah fuck

That is, I'm sorry to say, fucking shameful. A team of morons

What a great week for international football

going to sting quite hard when australia win the first test by 280 runs www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...

"Vladimir, look into my eyes not around the eyes and denuclearise."

Given that I understand that Romero, Van Der Ven and Porro are the of the best defenders in the world, Spurs sure do concede a lot of goals. Really weird...

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

That's a fucking header

Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).

An absolutely bullshit pen. Lovely

This isn't just stupid because Polanski is criticising nuclear. He's criticising a nuclear project that is *overwhelmingly commercially funded*! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"I love this show" Mark Bonnar insists as his tired flesh sloughs from his bones. #CelebrityTraitors

Bob Iger: We have Soderbergh and Driver at home!

Choose your adventure: people pretending that Maccabi Tel Aviv are Fulham-fans-on-the-Med, versus people pretending that the central issue with the fixture would have been resolved if they were.

Liverpool today: 19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG. Liverpool when beating United 7-0: 18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG. We follow a stupid sport.

Well that's goal of the month for Buendia. That ball from Cash was outrageous

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

This gets better with every nod from Bogart

I ❤️ Viz

Oh that's this

The BBC is trying to make me like Wayne Rooney through pernicious tactics like 'letting him speak for himself and talk engagingly on TV' but it cannot compete against 'the amount of misery he caused me as a teenager': www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Kate Bush's Under The Ivy being available on streaming services is a good day for me, but a bad day for that one YouTube video I used to watch on repeat

The luckiest team in the world

That's a first class own goal

Christ no one tell them that arsenal had the first Kop end!

This USA v Aus game is good fun

Fuck VAR

Manchester United: 2013-present

LET THE JOY BE UNCONFINED!

Cunha and Mbeumo both miss penalties, Šeško opts to go tenth. What a transfer window.

Didn't think he could displace Havertz, doesn't want to take a pen. Some player