If you live somewhere with good food, don't let the blessing go to waste. Eat some for me. I live in Vermont, so if I want good food, I have to make it myself.

My daughter is very good friends with another girl so the mom is always asking for playdates and of course I agree bc my kid adores the other girl, but my goodness, the mother is insufferable. And you know what? I'm probably insufferable to her. I'm not for everyone. And that's fine.

Watching toy story for the first time in forever. Tom Hanks was obviously classic as Woody, but I forgot how stellar Tim Allen was as Buzz.

Today, I built a raised garden bed out of cedar planks without assistance. I'm damn proud of myself.

Americas Greatest City

i love my country

Phone always dying...so dramatic

Born in Philly but raised in South Jersey. The Williamstown farmers market is fine. Not great. Not good. Fine.

Grew up in chadds ford, so I'm Philly to anyone outside this area and a charlatan to anyone who is 😂

Idk I've been living by the phrase "nothing changes if nothing changes" for the past couple of months and I'm actually starting to see some positive progress toward my goals so that's all I have to say I guess lol thanks for listening lol I'm corny bye

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

me in my bluesky bubble

happy memorial day

hotdog szn

I miss watching the Birds play. There. I said it. 🦅🏈

Alright who's doing something fun for MDW

Moooooornin.

Good morning!

Lots of things about My Roommate Is A Vampire weren't good, but I think the terrible ending takes the cake. Still a nice reprieve from ToG though.

The Throne of Glass series is boring me rn so I've started a random fluff book called My Roommate Is A Vampire, and it's exactly what I needed.

Oh hell yeah

Good morning, frands

The 'discover' tab is a scary place.

why are some of you yelling about politics and the existential considerations of bluesky, which is the philly area sports app

sorry for being weird, its just that i’m weird

I'm going to start referring to shirtless men as topless.

In a world of AI and sucky AI users, it feels really good to be writing a novel. Just me and WordPad, toiling over every word to ensure I properly grasp the scene's imagery and sentiment. Fuck AI. And fuck those who use it.

They sell these at the grocery store but they absolutely do not hit the same when you’re not eating them at 9 am with a Diet Coke an hour after takeoff

START HOAGIEFEST NOW @WAWA

Stop calling posers “larpers”. Larping is a FUN activity you play with friends. Trying to use it as an insulting term makes you sound dumb. You literally have an actual word for a lame person pretending. POSER. Say it with me, class. PO•SER.

Planting flowers and working on my novel today. And of course, loving the little humans who made me a mama. Happy Mothers Day.

Every day, I check Bluesky, and every day, I am more convinced it's just a Philly sports app at this point (complimentary).

The beautiful exterior of the Berman Museum of Art at Ursinus College in Collegeville welcomes visitors to a space filled with creativity, culture, and inspiration. A must-stop for art lovers exploring Montgomery County.  #CollegevillePA #ArtMuseum #PAExplored

Bring it tf on, storm

You ever hear someone speak and think "gosh who tf cares" cause that's me with everyone today

College is indeed a mere credentialing process, a "stamp of approval," if you are a dull self-absorbed dimwit. For anyone with the slightest sense of curiosity or even just a purely cynical desire to build your knowledge and improve your intellectual skills, it is an experience of profound growth.

Can't wait to hear from all the celtics fans at work tomorrow 😂😂

Being a mom to three under five is taking three days to watch one movie 😂😭

My nephew has a theory: if when you say "the city" you mean Manhattan, you live in North Jersey, if you mean Philly, you live in South Jersey.

The power went out at 3 am because the sky is too ...clear and the stars are too ...bright?

Fuck, not sunburn!! Rookie mistake.

you actually get even more whimsical in your 30’s btw i’m living proof

One of the brightest auroras I have ever seen…

GET HIS ASS GRITTY

Friend: "Hey, the party starts at 8." Me: "pm?!" Friend: Me: Friend: Me: "Can't make it. Sorry." I have FOBI. Fear of being included. Leave me out, please.

Did you know that Kid Rock is only an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony away from gaining EGOT status?

Last cold day for (what appears to be) the foreseeable future, so it's a movie/novel-writing day!

Told my husband we would draft WR or OL first round and, as it turns out, I'm not that dumb after all

WE'RE IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.