Uh no...we definitely realize it.

So we’re just “war curious”?🧐

The party of half measures and Concessions is out begging for money. Got two words for you shit-weasels: FUCK OFF.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

ICE needs a military-sized budget because it is at war with the United States.

@michaelwhelan.bsky.social Question, did you include your "mark" on all your paintings? As I kid I loved getting a new book with one of your covers and hunting for it. As I recall, thete were a few I never found.

Oh so NOW Trump wants to keep Epstein away from teenagers

No thanks!

What a fucking PIECE OF SHIT Rep. Riley is.

Mike Johnson makes compelling argument for abortion.

No spinal rigor detected

“We don’t value cash, Kardashian lips, or fake boobs very highly. We cannot be bought...we would not give up free healthcare, free education, or being part of Europe.”

Ah, capitalism, the bubble making machine that will end us all.

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Mark Kelly is a patriot. Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit. Pass it on.

@governorferguson.bsky.social Hey, Gov. What the fuck is this shit? bsky.app/profile/long...

BIL had Kennedy Center Honors on. Definite right side droop on Cheetopedo.

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CBS really Bari'd the story huh.

🙀

This only proves that trump is deeply wounded and a devastating narcissist collapse is imminent.

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

Frustrating. I am getting zero reach on my soap FB page because apparently Meta wants everyone to pay for reach. ($87 a month for Business Plus!) In other news, if you're in Australia, today is probably the last day I can guarantee delivery for Xmas. veronicafoaleessentials.com.au

Today is the four year anniversary of Starbucks Workers United unionizing its first store. Since then, they've won over 650 union elections but Starbucks still hasn't negotiated a fair union contract. Until then, don't cross the picket line. Show solidarity like Bernie and Zohran.

If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.

Facts

TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.

I've grown more conservative as I've grown older but the things I want to conserve are democracy and decency

Only The Best™

....aaaaaaand like clockwork, the Dem fund-rsising emails have started arriving. You what Dems? FUCK. You. Fucking quisling vychies.

The shutdown has ended and we might all end up with devastatingly expensive healthcare costs, but at least we... *checks notes* ...destroyed the hemp industry.

@michaelianblack.bsky.social ya'll need to do one more episode this season just so you can cover Schumer on the Offendometer segment

Just have to say: Fuck Cox. Fuck Cox with giant cholla cactus. And fuck the asshole politicians that gave us internet monopolies with another one.

A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.

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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

Polka dot Lady. Fuck yeah!

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So...Idaho...Is the new state motto going to be "Visit beautiful Idaho, catch deadly diseases, death cult with us"?

The Cybertruck is the *perfect* piece of evidence to show that Elon really isn't that smart, because *so many* design choices are entirely about "looking cool." The steering wheel is a tiny hexagon. The turn signal is a button on the steering wheel. The display is a touch screen. It's *insane.*

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE and MELT THE FROZEN COPS