I get that you’re having a good time but consider, a good time once killed my father.

“Well they have a veggie version with eggplant so you’re getting that”

the duality of man

“I’m just going to to dig out this one crack in the plaster and spackle it right.” My house: “Surprise, bitch”

It's far from new but I love this song and keep coming back to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZO...

When I was a not-out gay kid in high school and the first in my friend group to have a car I was the one to drive us all to Rocky Horror in Bowling Green. It was a rainy night and the parking lot had a little median between in/out - I couldn’t see it and promptly drove into it and popped my tire.

Amazing how all the destroyed spaces have associations with women. I can’t imagine thats coincidental in the least.

There's only one rule here. Please don't go into the back bedroom. I've got two cats back there, and they're a little timid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecXv...

I really hope It Happens before his stupid ballroom is even close to finished.

“We will rebuild the White House as it was and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, the Trump Organization, and his family.”

It really does look like a terrorist or a military strike hit the White House. It is so jarringly, unmistakably reminiscent of an image from a war

Is anyone doing a running tally somewhere with people who say Nazi tattoo bad versus people who say Nazi tattoo not a dealbreaker? I need to make it a permanent bookmark in my phone

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

I definitely want to ask the Pod Save guys if your totenkopf is now meant ironically if that makes a difference, then I have a follow-up question about goats

if you have a Totenkapf tattoo and you got it of your own free will, I do not give a shit what happened next. You do not belong in an elected position of power, period.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

I really don't know how you explain away ever thinking this symbol was OK much less having it tattooed on your body. www.adl.org/resources/ha...

If I were considering running for city dogcatcher then remembered I had got a SS deaths head tattoo in Croatia I would probably just not run and do something else

Whatever you think of the White House as a building or a symbol, the fact is that the image of it being torn apart on a whim two days after 7 million people hit the streets against autocracy is going to make a HUGE amount of people really, really angry, and that's an energy that should be harnessed.

I'm so tired of imagining how this would go with literally anybody else in power.

I had a coworker in an open cube farm who would eat these crunchy crackers all day while chewing with her mouth open. All day it was CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch. Everyone but her would look at each other in disbelief like is this grown ass woman for real eating like this? Is this Candid Camera?

NYT people making this freshly relevant

I don’t have a ton of patience for folks who were in elementary school during Obama’s first term telling us how bad the current Democratic party-created healthcare status quo is.

People want to hold onto the only security they have, and the only serious discussions about the ACA in congress are how to systematically dismantle it. How on earth is that hard to understand? Something can be both imperfect and vitally, life-or-death important to people at the very same time.

when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility

On a neighborhood facebook group some lady posted that somebody put a sticker that says BOYCOTT TESLA on her son's Tesla. Her adult son's car. I can't stop thinking about this mom going to bat for her special Tesla boy. I hope he's so fucking embarrassed.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

it won’t ever get the coverage it should, but it remains remarkable that the republican party and republican president have a plan for rural america, and that plan is “eat shit, then die, in that order”

A chewing gum you can just swallow when you’re done called Gum Inside Me

Put a banner on every closed rural hospital WE SAVED ARGENTINA INSTEAD

Hooray more gerontocracy for all! Boomers yesterday, boomers today, boomers forever and ever and ever

Why does Gone Girl have such good reviews?

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform: - no more spam texts and calls - smaller cars with weaker headlights - imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

It was years watching this movie (Radio Days) before I realized it was Diane Keaton singing. I love this movie and I especially love this scene. Who knew she was such a good singer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvW9...

2025 isn't over but I think this is going to be my favorite song from my favorite album that came out this year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HTc...

The writers of the 25th couldn’t envision a world where the cabinet members and VP are actually in charge and specifically need the incapacitated figurehead to continue on, or the whole thing falls apart.

Love that a demented old fuck can hyperfixate on tariffs and wipe billions off the market with a tweet, and anybody with any power is like whatever

Works every time (Do not attempt) #comics #webcomics

In which Dolly's sister learned exactly how edgy the country is right now.

Random idea: the congressional retirement age should be inversely proportional to how high above 65 they try to push the retirement age for everyone else. If they push it to 67, then their mandatory retirement becomes 63. 70? Now yours is 60. Get the fuck out of the way.

Just found out a friend of a friend is naming her baby "Sean Cody"

everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me

Figuratively hiding under the blankets by watching a seasonal childhood classic

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

I've been saying that personal computing is essentially solved at this point, they are running out of things to sell us, and it's making them crazy.