Abby and the Gitrog Monster
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I have friends everywhere. *FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE*
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I met a fish at the library today. She's the same age as me! We are pals now.
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Having to play a game to decide if you're third place or fourth place is a concept I'll never, ever get. Don't explain it to me, I don't want to get it.
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Parker Molloy
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Every time someone calls Hegseth's testosterone program or Elon's hair plugs "gender affirming care," I wince. Speaking only for myself, and I know the jokes are well-intentioned: I wish we'd retire this one. New from me on why.
www.readtpa.com/p/theres-no-...
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Thereβs No Gotcha Here
Calling Hegsethβs testosterone program "gender-affirming care" trivializes trans healthcare and misreads what weβre up against. Speaking only for myself: knock it off
https://www.readtpa.com/p/theres-no-gotcha-here
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The Godzilla supporting his trans child video still makes me break down into tears every time I see it.
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"Coming Out" - a stop motion short about a trans kid.
YouTube video by Cressa Maeve Γine
https://youtu.be/xG1T0URuTWw?is=DKPQoPHygAm6Ukwm
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Here in Massachusetts. This is so scary.
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Ashley Lynch βοΈποΈ
3 days ago
Look the wizards and goblins just exhausted the entirety of his imagination and he has none left for people who don't already look like him.
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purityπ³οΈββ§οΈπ€ππ€ π
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Thinking tonight about how much of a risk this was, and what would have been different if that gamble hadn't paid off. I literally didn't know who else to tell.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE
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J. K. Rowling is trying to destroy Amnesty International for supporting trans people. Amnesty International was one of the first human rights NGOs to recognize the genocide in Occupied Palestine. Amnesty International repeatedly recognizes conditions in US prisons as violating international law.
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So many hospitals already stopped just because of the threat though. I hate those places. Those cowards. They wanted to stop anyway and just used this as an excuse
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404 Media
6 days ago
We asked. You delivered. 404 Media readers were particularly passionate about their hatred for AI-designed signs, and
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got some of the best email responses. "They look like absolute DOG SHIT." Here's the gallery:
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These Are the Worst ChatGPT Flyers You've Sent Us
Welcome to the AI-generated poster hall of shame.
https://www.404media.co/these-are-the-worst-chatgpt-flyers-youve-sent-us/
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A.R. Moxon
6 days ago
Best βremove glasses to look at something unbelievableβ in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Brendel
6 days ago
I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks heβs really cool while John Cena realized that heβs a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis
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potatoes are probably our best thing
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Emma Partlow @ MagicCon: Amsterdam π³π±
6 days ago
Jan Plachy with Jund Wildfire is your Paupergeddon Spring 2026 champion! This marks the first non-Italian player to win a Paupergeddon. Looking for decklists? They're all here!
melee.gg/Tournament/V...
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Paupergeddon Summer 2026 Main Event
https://melee.gg/Tournament/View/438329
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Robot Roll Call! MST3K secret lair when?
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#mst3k
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The Communist Manifesto was published 13 years BEFORE Italy was founded, by the way.
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gabi π
7 days ago
in short: you're developing a technology to alleviate the pain people with a cervix experience when a tenaculum is used to hold it open. you have to fight through 3 layers: investors, often male: not empathetic to the pain itself, receptive only once you tell them this means more protected sex
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gabi π
7 days ago
doctors: slaves to their own ego, convinced that they're above actively causing pain to somebody (they're doctors, for godssake!), and if met with proof implying otherwise, they'll instead shift blame to the subject that doesn't match their preconceptions
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gabi π
7 days ago
insurers: an army of morally corrupt leeches that view the normalization of (often) female pain from a lucrative angle. if we've agreed that the baseline to female care is painful, then aren't such technologies elective pain relief? dreadful all around. our society promotes female suffering.
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olive consumer
7 days ago
We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.
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Tragic it was a short, sudden death.
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An opponent I suspected of cheating a month ago beat me again this RCQ. And I copied down a board state to reference later on and I'm 100% sure now he drew an extra card in that game at least. It's too late to do anything now but it feels really bad. It's way too easy to cheat in magic
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Finished my Eldrazi Spawn tokens, one on each of the MH3 Eldrazi basics .
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β¦ emmy β¦
8 days ago
βone exhausted sighβ is very poignant because thatβs truly all the substance hilary clinton has ever offered
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Dude's been braindead for a month. Oh, and McConnell too. (zing)
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Why did the 1995 Cartoon Network rap suddenly burst into my brain. But let's not forget about my homeboy Quest, Space Ghost, Centurions and the rest Of the Galaxy Trio And the Fantastic Four Ya know we got more in store!
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Cartoon Network RAP 1995
YouTube video by Retro CCN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEx09JHWZpA
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Once more unto the breach, Modern RCQ
#mtg
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Broodscale Eldrazi Green - Modern
A Modern deck created on Moxfield by WindyAbby.
https://moxfield.com/decks/Rtkbh2BuOUu7_HT4NmssTA
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Steven Lumpkin
10 days ago
Note to self
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Heather Hogan
9 days ago
Guess whose cancer is in remission? THIS SOCKS!
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Transphobes Can't Read
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Disco Elysium Quotes
11 days ago
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist. YOU - I exist too.
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The gl;hf podcast thumbnails are so perfectly bad that they're honestly Art. I love them so much.
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12 days ago
Which makes them incredibly similar to MAGA who wants to blame minorities for their struggles when the old man jenkins all along is their bigotry. White people's bigotry is the root cause of American suffering.
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Platner is a product of white people who are desperate for addressing classism but refuse to acknowledge that misogyny, transphobia, homophobia and racism are components of classism that need to be exorcised for the socialism they want. They want reprieve with no deconstruction of their bigotry.
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Too bad McConnell didn't die 20 years ago.
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Megan Greenwell
12 days ago
I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warnedβall before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.
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Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, βAny accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.β
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/06/graham-platner-sexual-assault-allegation-00987737
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b π emergency kofi comms
12 days ago
hi!! almost thru with the current queue; here are some of the comms ive drawn up!!!!! pretty please consider as i am really struggling to scrape money up for july ππ
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Sheesh. Everyone's pretty angry on BlueSky today.
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I just lost to Mill on Magic Online because MTGO SAVES AUTO YIELDS YOUR OPPONENTS SET when you control their turns. So I went to mill my opponent with their own Hedron Crab and it FORCED IT TARGETING ME. I'm actually so mad I want to quit MTGO. That's so insanely stupid I can't believe it.
#MTGO
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Sonia Silva β€οΈ
14 days ago
Thereβs no difference between men marching in white masks and men marching in white hoods. None.
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Hehe.
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Jeff Peterson (post-GDQ blues)
13 days ago
GG to GDQ
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Eldrazi Spawn w/acrylic markers + brush on top of a Modern Horizons 3 Eldrazi Forest. (I think the original artist design of the chibi Kozilek is MegaChibiTheGatherin)
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Kat Abughazaleh
15 days ago
I actually donβt care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I donβt think you should either
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Evan Urquhart
15 days ago
This tells me that if Trump writes an EO threatening my care there will be barely whimper, and I will be on my own to figure out whether to leave the country or try the black market. The 9 months is my time to think, to decide what to do if it happens.
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr.
15 days ago
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Delver of Secrets token (4 of 4) with a silly self-portrait of me in my Mothman costume
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my country wants me dead and my medical costs have doubled each of the last two years and my rent has doubled in the last five and and and and
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J.M. Berger
17 days ago
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Rar! Delver of Secrets token (3 of 4) with a silly self-portrait of me in my Mothman costume
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Firestorm Books
17 days ago
Hell yeah we are
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Asheville bookstore sues SC Corrections for destroying their books
Asheville shop Firestorm Books is suing South Carolina prisons over a policy that destroys books not from approved vendors.
https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/crime/2026/07/01/asheville-bookstore-sues-sc-prison-system-for-destroying-their-books/90707985007
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