Everyone quickly scribbling “(except Ohtani)” on their No Kings signs

I mean, is it the greatest performance in all of sports history might be the question

Excuse me I’ve been busy, Shohei Ohtani has done what now?

Apparently Bengals fans have not suffered old-lions level pain because you should not be celebrating with time on the clock

Our elder millennial king Flacco running down the field like a dad chasing the recycling truck

Joe Flacco just ran that on you guys man idk

Tigers’ pitchers watching this Seattle game and feeling pretty good about themselves I hope

I see Polanco is just a play-off god rather than a mere tiger-killer. Makes me feel better.

Congrats to the chiefs on a perfectly executed game! Certainly nothing weird going on with this one.

boy the Chiefs sure are holding a lot for a team with no penalties! NOT ONE PENALTY IN THE FOURTH QUARTER

If the Lions are getting penalties you've never heard of... Football's back baby! @nfltoday.bsky.social

I’ve had some time to reflect on last night’s game:

Defund ICE, give the money to Tarik Skubal. #Sara4POTUS

Honestly if that were anyone but the Mariners that beat us that way I would be losing my fucking shit so thank god it was a team I like

It’s not easy

That’s very sad. Cool game. But I’m sad.

Well, sometimes you lose one of the most epic postseason games of all time

America, meet Dillon Dingler’s arm

Baseball gods frowned upon the hand on barrel HBP

I’m so fucking proud of you Keider. Way to make a good throw to second. I’ve seen pitchers beef that too many times.

So if you cover the bat with your hand, auto walk, yes?

Skubal and Vest showed up big time. Who will be the hero?

How many more line-outs for the gang?

Will was fucking filthy there

Struck out dumper on 3 pitches lol

Casual shot of Jack ripping smelling salts and he ain’t even pitching

Kerry Bonds!!!!!!!!

Cat bats, please don’t waste this

Doesn’t get much luckier than a checked swing double

Wake up honey, enby spider just dropped

Alim is out, which is a bummer because I hate the chiefs. But truth of the matter is, these AFC games just don’t matter quite as much as next week against the Bucs. Not saying that’s why they’re holding him out, but I appreciate them playing it safe.

Classic enby behavior tbh

Lions secondary extremely banged up, but after Sunday night, we have an extra day before a Monday night matchup, then the bye week. Just survive until then.

Idk how sustainable it is, but Cam Skattebo and Jaxson Dart taking turns headbutting opposing defenses is pretty fun, and that’s all that matters

A.J. Brown has already maxed out his cryptic posing game unless he's willing to learn latin

Cam Skattebo runs like he's a thumb jammed into someone's eye

I’m absolutely gutted for Phillies fans. That’s brutal.

Tigers at 8:08 Friday, Michigan at 7:30 Saturday, Lions at 8:20 Sunday

only cool AL teams remain

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

If you showed this to a tigers fan last year they would block and report you for griefing

TIGERS WIN

Game. 5. The gritty tigs showed up.

Javvvvyyyyyy

Tied???

How it feels when I mention being an attorney on the internet

Might be time to cut Harrison Butker

Butker made them lose to the Jags lmao

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.