Seasons greetings.

I was leaving work one night years ago as this couple was in the middle of an argument. He stomped off and she called after him "That's it, walk away, PORN MASTURBATOR!!”

this is why I can never log off

Oh shit he totally did everything they accused him of lol

Donald Trump spent Christmas: - Referring to millions of Americans as “scum” - Bombing another country without congressional authorization - Defending Jeffrey Epstein - Threatening it “may be our last Christmas ever” Just an absolutely deranged person with advancing dementia!

Asking questions is not hate, although I can see how you might interpret it that way. No one challenges you on X. Here we do. That must be so hard for someone who has never really been questioned.

Am I crazy or is he making Epstein sound like the wronged party here?

Why is Dunkin' Donuts trying to take credit for inventing the donut hole in 2025?

Billionaire talking about the interests arrayed against health care and other basic human rights

imagining this as a post that was supposed to come from an alt and it’s very funny

I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.

One interesting thing about the movie White Christmas is that by the end of the movie they’ve saved the Inn but the Haynes sisters still have an active warrant in Florida. This means there’s room for an action-oriented sequel, starring any two of those actresses that all look like Margot Robbie

Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.

I like that all the teenagers I see are dressed like this these days in comically oversized clothing. Good to see shit cycling back to the good ol' days

Me communicating with the new Japanese users.

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

I genuinely cannot imagine having 1/10th the money of this prick and being up all night making an ass of myself, let alone on Christmas eve. Ye Gods man, buy yourself a little dignity.

Almost forgot to post this classic from America's Sweetheart Joe Pera. youtu.be/PXTl88_H4tg?...

I like how this is written like the President is the one who believes in Santa

Billionaire getting owned by the Kirby JPEG in the replies. He literally can be doing whatever the fuck he wants and he’s posting on Christmas Eve

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

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I hope we wake up Christmas morning and he's finally dead.

Ok, finished wrapping presents early for the first time in years. I'm coasting for the next few days. Happy Holidaze.

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.

kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

Checking in on social media for a second. Ah, President Trump once helped kill and dispose of a newborn baby. I see. Okay, back to wrapping rawhide bones to put in my dog's stocking I guess

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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

Epstein letter: hello fellow child abuser, President Donald J. Trump also abuses children. Merrick Garland for 4 years:

Today we learned that child molester Jeffrey Epstein really did kill himself, and in a suicide note told another child molester that Donald Trump is also a child molester.

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.

I firmly believe we're going to survive this era -- broken, hobbled, with decades of rebuilding that will not be finished in my lifetime -- but we are going to survive and every asshole who collaborated in the effort to destroy this country will forever wear the stain of it.

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

Any news organization that has Bari Weiss anywhere in their employ, let alone at the top, is not a news source that can be trusted for anything. They are an arm of this fascist government and should be treated as such.

You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...