In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

What does a wealth tax actually look like? We sent Brighty Buoy and his tiny balls to Wimbledon to chat to fans 🎾

“Farage Whinges About a 'Media Pile-On'. The Truth Is, the Media Made Farage” At every stage of his political career, the Reform UK leader has been helped on his way by the media machine he now affects to despise. And he is still manipulating them with ease.

It wasn’t, when Byline Times exposed the same thing SEVEN years ago. But mainstream media ignored it. Why?

Exciting for Clacton voters that they're going to get to see their MP again for the first time since they last elected him.

Once again today we see who Farage really is, and what Reform really stands for. A leader who bends over backwards for billionaire donors, politicians using the Trumpian playbook, a party swimming in a sea of corruption. Britain deserves so much better than this.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

A stunt to con the public as Nigel Farage tries to avoid scrutiny overs his dodgy donations. He has never been a man of the people, but a representative of the wealthy and the establishment.

That Farage statement in full

- If there's any sort of leadership race, my bets are on Jenrick, Braverman, Kruger and Tice fighting it out, and it's going to get ugly. - The meltdown on Twitter is going to be fucking spectacular, and I'm going to try and remember my alt accounts details now.

Everyone needs to stop threatening me with a good time because there are too many excellent things happening at once.

🧵 Amid all the speculation about Nigel Farage's 2pm statement, it's worth noting paragraph 40 of the Procedural Protocol to the MPs' Code of Conduct. If he announces he's resigning and seeking a by-election, that would not automatically end the investigation into whether he breached the Code in...

A thin-skinned bad-tempered prick who's seriously starting to lose his shit? Me?

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#ENGMEX I’m off to bed.🥱 But let me say what a satisfying performance by our chaps in the World Cup. But please why do they celebrate to that awful Blur song ‘Wonderwall?’ Why a punk rock song? Could it not be Elgar or ‘Rule Britannia?’ 😡

"Now say that The Times is a left wing paper and they only said you were funded by a convicted fraudster in order to promote their podcast"

This remains probably the single most disturbing scene I've ever seen. It's haunted me since I first saw it, two decades ago. "As a matter of fact, I'm there right now. "

Two years ago today the people of Clacton elected me as their MP. Since then I have held no constituency surgeries, hardly visited the place and earned more than twenty times as much as my MP salary in outside grifts.

MattGPT, what is his problem? Came here 20 years ago from Somalia, did voluntary work, got a degree, worked in the public sector, became a councillor and seems like he’s done a good job.

He creates his own reality & expects us to believe it. The FELON's FANTASY: Meanwhile, back on EARTH 1:

Edward the Confessor, Henry I, Henry IV, Edward IV, Henry VII and Charles II all at one time had to flee from their country and seek safety in another.

Sunscreen *does not* raise your risk of skin cancer, despite what you might read on social media. This is all down to a classic misunderstanding of a scientific paper. We explain 👇

It's not "just weather". It's verified scientific evidence, confirmed by 95 - 97 % of all climate experts and scientists worldwide. And it's bloody terrifying, especially for future generations. youtube.com/shorts/xt8kI...

That "Raise the Colours" statement in full...

'The party said its plans for Staffordshire County Council would be a blueprint for other authorities it controls across the country.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Our village had a ‘Narthern Day’ to prepare us for Andy Burnham’s reign. Jill in the village shop baked barm cakes & sold ‘em covered int lard wit gravy. We all gave up us jobs & went round int trackies & crocs. We ad a reet larf suppin ale & smoking spice. Weer ready Andy luv!

So it turns out the massive scandal here is that Bridget Phillipson's mum bought a council house for £9k in 1990 and then sold it *33 years* later for £99k. That's the entire story

Well said Matthew 👏🏼

Very good question from my GB News colleague. He may be surprised to know that Andy Burnham has spent more time in Makerfield since 18 June than I've spent in Clacton since July 2024.

I think we all know the answer…

"I should just point out that this is the eighth time we have invited unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf onto Question Time."

England football fans From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

10 Questions for Nigel Farage

Exclusive to all right-wing papers: It’s clear that Andy Burnham has been a complete failure as Prime Minister, although he hasn’t technically taken up the role yet. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Not sure who created this, but it made me laugh out loud. 😏🤭😆

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Nigel Farage has been referred to the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) over claims his cryptocurrency advocacy has benefited his billionaire backer, Christopher Harbone. Who would have guessed www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Half of Reform’s cabinet are defectors from another party, half of it’s MPs in fact….:)

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

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Happy Brexit anniversary

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey has unveiled a billboard campaign across the UK to mark the 10th anniversary of the Brexit referendum today. The billboards call out Reform leader Nigel Farage’s £5 million "reward for campaigning for Brexit, whilst people across the country feel the pinch."

You’ll see lots of clips like this of Nigel Farage, celebrating his part in breaking Britain. Notice Nathan Gill, his right hand man, smirking and like Farage openly promoting Putin. 2 years later he went further and took bribes from Russia.

You already got one, and you didn't like it.

British PM: Vacant James Bond: Vacant Doctor Who: Vacant If the King disappears in the next couple of weeks I think we may sink into the ocean.

I'm so scared by prospect of a Farage govt. There can't be another change of leader. AB is literally now the last chance of seeing that off. So we'd better hope he's up to the job!

Set to hit Netflix screens on August 7th, check out the official trailer and images for Ricky Gervais' new adult animated series, Alley Cats. / #AlleyCats

No joy to be found today. No satisfaction. Just frustration and a profound sense of squandered opportunity iandunt.substack.com/p/the-traged...