Two books for spooky season: COFFIN MOON, Keith Rosson: Best modern vampire story ever (although it's set in the 70s). THE TWISTED ONES, by T. Kingfisher: It lures you in with chatty good humor (especially about NPR Pledge Week) and a lovely dog...then slams the door and bites you in the dark.

Reformorons - thick as 🐷💩

It's a moral outrage that these penguins are in this basement, treated this way, born into this as well, living their entire lives here. We should call for a boycott. buff.ly/Iir1WxX

To everyone who follows me in the United States - I am thinking of all of you today while you protest against the bright orange geriatric sexual predator/felon squatting in the White House. You have massive solidarity from many millions of people in the United Kingdom. Let them hear you roar!

Whilst the immediate future looks bleak, have the kids got this?

Reform Ltd promised to cut taxes, Private Eye number crunches.....

NEWS! Prince Andrew to keep the title of 'Randy Andy' newsthump.com/2025/10/17/p...

Labour are total wankers for bailing on this rather excellent idea imo www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Some good news in this by the flag-shaggers, and angry middle-aged racists riddled country.

This is beautiful @zackpolanski.bsky.social

The houses in question, which the Telegraph is having a fannywobble about this time? Worth tens-of-millions of pounds. It’s absurd this keening about the problems of billionaires - many of whom only have the properties as investments and contribute sweet blue fuck all to the local economy anyway.

Oh.

Libraries in Reform UK run Staffordshire are being forced to close. They are refusing to hire much needed staff and refusing over time or paying for staff to be covered. This is resulting in libraries closing because of too few staff, despite there being available staff to cover. #Farageheit411

Former tory scum, current Reformoron Caulfield crashes and burns live on Newsnight, desperately trying to convince Britain that Nathan Gill - a Russian-funded Refuk's Kremlin r🐀t - doesn’t matter,As Victoria Derbyshire drags her through every grubby ruble-soaked connection.

Dubai Dicky was outraged when Lucy Connolly was convicted of the same offence. Sounds like he's in favour of two tier justice.

Tea. Use water at a temperature of 98+ degrees Celsius, and steep for a minimum of three minutes. Add milk last. Never microwave. Simple. Get your T-shirt with free UK delivery here >>> buff.ly/5Xo3d9x

The BBC thinks this worthy of its news homepage, but I’m still not seeing much about Reform’s financial relationship with Russia. If we had a serious media we might not collectively drunkenly stagger from one idiocy to the next.

Here’s the latest 'scoop' being spread by right wing gobshites on Shitter. Except: -he’s not a teacher, he’s an assistant -the school didn’t sack him, he works for an agency -they stopped using him not for putting up flags but for posting racist bollocks and misinformation online.

This is how Farage and Tice reacted at PMQs when someone raised the issue of one of their politicians accepting bribes to spread Russian propaganda. Apparently it’s funny to be a traitor.

‘It’s worth looking up the word ‘foe’ in the dictionary.’ Kemi Badenoch challenges Keir Starmer over the collapsed China spy trial. The PM has the receipts of what she said in government.

There should be a law that all far right racists must learn how to spell English words before they can buy an England flag or make a placard, that’ll soon clean the streets up. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Cash ISA limit to be cut?

Lib Dem's Daisy Cooper calls for an assessment into the threat Elon Musk poses to UK democracy after Tommy Robinson said Musk is paying for his legal fees

If you are watching the Reform Party controlled Councils with their endless mishaps, resignations, fallouts, scandals, mismanagement and sheer comedic idiocy, but still thinking of making these clowns a national government, representing the UK on the global stage, you are literally insane.

We know he hates an unflattering photo, so the only way TIME could have made this entire incident funnier is by using a better (and entirely real) photo...

This guy should consider a career in UK politics.

I assume all the 'hurty word' free speech warriors that were crying their eyes out over Lucy Connolly will be absolutely furious about the guy who has just been sent to prison for his social media posts about Nigel Farage.

‘Why is the law even possibly allowing him to gain asylum?’ @tomswarbrick.bsky.social debates with barrister Paula Rhone-Adrien over the fate of the jailed migrant who threatened to kill Nigel Farage.

NEWS! Doctors discover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons newsthump.com/2025/10/14/d...

* Over 20,000 Palestinians killed since January * 100s starved to death, including kids * Congress bypassed to send more & more bombs to Israel * US citizens murdered in the West Bank I hope this ceasefire holds & I am glad the hostages are free, but this is Trump’s *actual record* so far.

Fair enough.

The hostage release is a reminder of how bad the Dems are at politics. Not only did Biden refuse to force this deal on Netanyahu & thereby help Harris win, but most people aren’t even aware that Biden got way more Israeli hostages (over 100) released with his 2023 ceasefire than Trump did with his.

Does this mean the dog shit bin is only for English breeds?

Always makes me giggle that naive flag shaggers up and down the land fund all this and his many holidays. Utterly gullible fools.

"You can't keep pushing small to medium sized businesses and people who are working and already struggling - and not just asking for a reasonable contribution from people who absolutely can provide it." PMUK's Julia Davies talks to @lbc.co.uk about why we need to #TaxWealthNotWork

Reports are coming in of an escaped orangutan living on a suburban roundabout.

In any normally functioning democracy, Farage’s political career would now be over. You would have to invoke unbelievable levels of naivety and stupidity for Farage to dodge this one - and sadly for him such qualities are not on the person specification for the job of Prime Minister. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Fly your flag people!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧 But if you didn’t fly it for the Lions… Or the Lionesses Or the Roses Or Remembrance Day Or VE Day Or Team GB Or the King’s Coronation Then please do excuse us for questioning why TF you want to fly it now.

Reform UK leader in Cornwall suddenly resigns www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwal...

Like I never met John Thaw. 👀

'The majority of immigrants contribute more than they take.' 'You sound a lot smarter than me.' Caller Gary vows to 'rethink' his support for Reform after @natashadevon.bsky.social explains her 'lack of faith' in Farage.

Every day is a good day to point out that 92% of Reform's donations were found to come from figures and groups linked to the fossil fuel industry. @desmog.com

Turns out it was a middle aged white man. Awks.

Absolutely superb effort by all those who voted for this, many of whom are now dead.

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Good grief thought hell would freeze over before I applauded anything Johnson said but 👏🏼👏🏼

'We are living in a bit of a fascist revolution.' Caller David is concerned about Nigel Farage's 'sweeping statement' that some teachers are 'poisoning kids' on race issues. @matthew-wright.bsky.social

We had a great time chatting to fans at Leyton Orient. Our members, including Orient supporter @garyseconomics.bsky.social, had a top day at the Patriotic Millionaires-sponsored match. Good luck to the O’s for today’s game. #TaxWealthNotWork

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack. Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia. Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.