Speaks volumes.

Net migration fell to 171,000 in 2025, down from 331,000 in 2024 and a peak of 994,000. Whatever you do, don't tell my gullible supporters this, because my whole schtick depends on them believing they are being invaded by ever-increasing hordes.

For the unpatriotic, those are: Paddington, Winnie the Pooh, Rupert and Sooty. WE SHALL REMEMBER THEM.

LAUGHABLE front page from The Express… A newspaper that backs Reform whose leader and MPs voted against laws on: Stalking Harassment Drink spiking Upskirting …and sharing intimate images without consent. A pathetic excuse of a newspaper.

New Reform councillors off to a great start by refusing to vote on anything because they haven't a clue what anything means, how anything works or what the fuck they are doing. Vote Reform, get lazy, incompetent, ignorant morons.

Actually, this photo is PROOF that gullible dimwits will believe a Shakira concert in Rio is London and it will be wildly shared and liked on Musk's X because it is designed to encourage and reward such lies and misinformation.

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Streeting has a few good lines. "Today, Tommy Robinson and his followers are marching through the streets of our capital city. The last time he did, ministers were sent out by No 10 with a media script to explain the march rather than condemn it." www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

A huge salute to the patriots I saw making every effort to help non-marchers cross in front of them, likewise to the young flag-waving lads who told a brown lady (a friend of mine) that she'd dropped her glasses. Me being called a wanker, cunt and knobhead is small beer in the grand scheme of things

Proud patriots…but filthy

WOW! "Britain's future lies with Europe - and one day, back in the European Union." Former health secretary Wes Streeting says the UK needs a new special relationship with Europe, as he calls Brexit a 'catastrophic mistake'👏

This is dangerous, dangerous stuff....

I still hope there won’t be a leadership contest. If there is, it’s probable that Keir will stand himself and in which case, I’d be in his camp. What we need now is continuity. We need Labour to deliver on their manifesto. We haven’t even been two years into this government.

Le Pen and Farage are old friends. They were both MEPs together. They took money from the EU, but did no work for it in return. Le Pen has since been convicted for embezzlement. It's time Farage's finances were put under the microscope too. #FarageOut

He gets a reward for that, if we can believe this latest excuse for the secret £5m bung by the overseas Crypto man. We need to clean up our politics - latest edition of Babelfish, out next week, shows how.

This is brilliant...... “Tommy Robinson’s far right march has unwittingly raised over £100k for refugees. “Over 2,000 of you have chipped in to make tomorrow’s far right march the biggest sponsored walk for refugees EVER.”

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

Former Green Party Leader Caroline Lucas says she hopes the Greens will “put country before party” and not campaign against Andy Burnham in the Makerfield by-election 👏

He knows literally nothing about what's going on over here and his views are worth even less than that

Trump must have just learned that when Xi Jinping invoked the Thucydides Trap to his face, he was essentially calling the United States a nation in decline. Now, Trump is trying to spin it, claiming that Xi must have been talking about Biden. Really humiliating stuff.

Reform Uk’s Martin Murray, Leader of Staffordshire council, posted on Facebook "Vote Green, get Tory". His next post? Announcing Jonathan Gullis as Leader in Newcastle Under Lyme.

Does that include the £5mn?

“Senior Labour party figures, including cabinet ministers, tell me the NEC is not expected to block Andy Burnham's selection a second time”

A parliamentary by-election is coming in Makerfield and Reform UK will see this as a huge opportunity. Last week, in local elections in Makerfield and Wigan, Reform took every single council seat with a 46.2% share of the total vote. Now they’ll want to go further.

So the 17 breaches of the MP code of conduct that Nigel Farage was called out on in January was just a drop in an ocean.

It’s pretty clear this chaos only stops when Andy Burnham is allowed back into Parliament. It’s what most Labour members, MPs and voters want and the NEC/powers that be should just get on and make it happen asap. The alternative is Farage in No 10.

This leadership shit, even now, is still not as important as the fact that FIVE MILLION QUID HAS BEEN PAID TO THE LEADER OF ONE OF OUR BIGGEST POLITICAL PARTIES

The government has delivered on pledges on immigration, NHS, policing and workers’ rights. It clearly isn’t helping. Were they the wrong pledges all along? Were they the wrong things to prioritise? Or has Britain become “ungovernable”, as some claim? (I think there’s a decent argument for each.)

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

His followers got prison sentences; he got a tan. ⛱️ Nothing says ‘man of the people’ like inciting a riot while you’re thousands of miles away, sunning yourself at a 5-star luxury resort in Cyprus. Tommy Robinson is a professional hypocrite.

Labour has a job to do, we’re not even two years in yet, things are tough - a leadership challenge would be self indulgent and illogical - in my view.

When did we normalize this? When did it become okay for a president to tell a female reporter she’s a ‘dumb person’ for asking a totally legitimate question about his contradictory answers? Was there a specific date and time it become okay? Normal? Normalized?

The far right might be loud. But we know that hope is louder, love is brighter and unity is stronger. We won’t let division define us. 👉 Share this post to make it clear: the majority stands for love over hate.

However the news is fixated on the leader of the Green party. But of course...

‘Look at some facts’: Reform leader of Kent council embarrassed by Green Party’s Rachel Millward

I thought Reform UK said it would be ready day 1 to do all they promised? Or was that all populist bullshit?

Reform UK councillors already gone: Stuart Prior called white people “the master race” Glenn Gibbins said Nigerians should be melted down to fill potholes Jay Cooper called the holocaust a hoax Daniel Devaney said Muslims are "pure scum" Reform - starting as we mean to go on.

Why is Reform’s 'vetting policy’ only applied after elections and even then only by independent scrutiny, not the party itself….the idea that they have a vetting policy at all is laughable. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well this aged terribly

Prime Minister Keir Starmer says that on Brexit Nigel Farage said “we’d be stronger, we’d be richer, we’d have lots of money for the NHS, immigration would come down and it all proved to be false”

A little perspective. Currently Reform have majority, or minority, control of 28 councils out of 373. 2,339 councillors nationally out of a total of 18,774. Oh, and 8 MPs out of 650. Oh, and possibly three years til a GE.

Wrong Council, Wrong Town: Christine Duffy’s Accidental Election Reform’s newest Borough Councillor didn’t quite know which Council she was elected to, turning up at the wrong Council to sign her paperwork! kidsgrove.substack.com/p/wrong-coun...

Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.

Imagine this was a Jewish person who wasn't left-wing or pro-Palestinian.

Shambolic Reform loses first councillor soon as elected — never wanted to stand

Fire up the obvious meme.