That was really scary. I fell through the steps at the barn. My right leg immediately went through the rotten board and I fell/twisted on the ground. Thank god nothing is broken or cut but god damn my leg will be bruised tomorrow.

Was not expecting the next Mega Man game to leap straight through the ESRB ratings from E to AO

Never let Maureen Dowd or the New York Times forget

I get my news from a reliable source

What did he mean by this?

Roger Rabbit rubbing wood

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

☝️👱‍♀️👉📈

Become ungovernable

The Seahawks want to require three points after a field goal, but Mike Vrabel says that's dead on arrival.

Welp, I filed an appeal to try to get my main account back and/or the strikes removed. Dunno if it'll do any good. Here's the email I sent. Their email address is [email protected] in case anyone wants to back me up on this, especially if you have receipts.

This one hurts. I watched him on TV every week during the 90s & 2000s. Talking with coaches, players and calling games. An icon will be missed.

Tony Goldmark’s account has been suspended for three days, because “It was some dipshit who was harassing ME first because I had the gall to believe Neil Gaiman's victims. Yes, seriously.” BlueSky, your moderators are bad at their job. Why are you siding with SA predators? This isn’t a good look.

Now you’ve gone too far, danster20. I’m a survivor of sexual assault. How dare you compare me, a victim, to a sexual predator. You said you support and believe women, and look at you. Comparing them to their attackers. I get you fucking hate me, but this is a new low for you.

But Tylenol... apnews.com/article/raw-...

Why does nobody talk about all the people we didn’t execute

Senator, I served with The Muppet Show. I knew The Muppet Show. The Muppet Show was a friend of mine. Senator, the new reboot ***IS*** THE MUPPET SHOW.

This site’s moderation punished my best friend for saying “Jesus Christ, my dude” in response to something a jerk said to her. Just now I found a post that says “Jesus Christ man” in reference to a dog being adopted after its owners were taken by ICE. That post now is gone after only 5 minutes.

One thing I don't think I'll ever forgive the mainstream vpress is the constant barrage of takes about Biden's health and ability to lead while there's utter silence as Trump increasingly looks like he succumbing to a t-virus infection.

Next week: Culinary Advice from Jeffrey Dahmer!

Meanwhile, at the Board of Peace...

Imagine investing the world economy in data centers just to get beaten by a girl with a box of pencils.

Bluesky posters will be like you “you think massive universal legal resistance with total support from the population works? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a shootout with an ICE army” and then not win a shootout with an ICE army

Fun Fact: Kool-Aid is 70% duck.

anyway

I refuse to apologize for loving Mass Effect. No one has ever asked me to apologize for loving Mass Effect and in fact it would be weird of anyone to ask that, but without a victim narrative I can’t also pretend that I’m “taking the power back.” From who? We’ll never know.

Happy New Year! #art

danster20.bsky.social is too cowardly of a human to face me, a woman he’s been stalking and harassing for FIVE YEARS. Covid must’ve hit him harder than me (and I was an essential worker) and something about me tickled the chemicals in his brain to see stalking as a dependency.

I am sick to bastard death of this fucking stalking. Five fucking years, you are like Chris-Chan-troll level of obsessed with me, Fred Floss. I asked you to stop bullying Brian one time and this is the results; slandering and harassing me nonstop. Block and report @danster20.bsky.social

Boosting for a friend. gofund.me/15e526bb2

This has to be one of the worst Christmas' ever. My cat got sick on Christmas day and I've been in and out of the vet Urgent Care since then. I'm hoping today was the last day he will have to go back until next month for a follow up.

How I'm walking out of 2025...

Merry Christmas, enjoy your new Game Boy Color.

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

QTP with a gif of one of your favorite Christmas movies! 🎄

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go. Yeah.... this isn't going to go well.

The last meme you saved is going on your headstone.