Law gets the girls together so beautifully.

Red delicious apples.

NJ is the pretty girl that when you go to her house it’s filthy. And if you’re dumb enough to stay so you can hit it, you get hit with the odor as you undress her. Thats NJ if it was a person.

Don’t just drop out the race… quit TODAY

you’re telling me that a book specifically written about 107 specific days in the past is about those days, and it’s not about other days, the future, or other topics?

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE!!

PERIOD!

Oh this is excellent work

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

The amount of (ill-fitted) suits/sneaker combos I have witnessed this week alone is STARTLING

Did Stan's change ownership?

LOVE

I'm judging THEE FUCK out of the men bringing their dubdubs to Congressional BLACK Caucus week though. 🙄

Gents…you gotta make her bird come out every once in a while. Assert dominance.

I said "I just love the smell of the city" when I rolled down the windows

What's a nice way to say "this Uber smells like breath?"

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

I'm finer this week than I've been in yeeeeears

Will I survive my first CBC week in DC? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

I know its not easy, I know its been hard. I hope today is better than your yesterday. You’re due for something positive in your life.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

SB 98 and SB 805 have been signed into law and will immediately begin delivering protection and accountability in the face of cruel immigration enforcement raids! Thank you @governor.ca.gov for believing in this legislation.

Let’s get the lil homey set for his hearing aid. I know it’s tough out there but a little goes a long way

United States of Acetaminophen

And by the way, you guys NEVER get mad when someone says "i told you so" about something you agreed with. It's only when you were wrong that "now's not the time!"

I get blocked by a gang of people every time i mention that. You would rather block the people telling you the truth because they're not coddling you but are still willing to have discourse with the Charlie Kirks of the world. That's who you are. Sit with that. Over there tho. I don't trust you.

"Saying i told you so isn't helpful!" Neither was telling you in advance. Nothing we can do is helpful. We march and "that's not the way." We boycott and "boycotts don't work." We tell you that project 2025 is coming, "you're fearmongering!" You mad at the people who told you the truth.

And a LOT of folks get mad at "i told you so" and still ignore the people who consistently told you what was going to happen because you think it's mean to point out that you WERE in fact, warned. But, you chose to believe that we couldn't possibly recognize patterns we've seen our whole lives.

Finally watching Superman. Wow. They beating his ass early. Got damn.

Allowing Amber Ruffin to be removed as the WHCD host made way for the removal of Kimmel and Colbert. In this essay, I will-

He's been very clear on the values he respects and the power he covets, which is why so many of us were both shocked that folks let his ass back into office AND shocked that people are shocked at what's happened since he got back in office.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Disney owns EVERYTHING 🥹

And now look at us. They’re still clinging to that “they’re the same” bullshit delusion and can promptly miss me with that bullshit.

How dare you disparage ribs this way.

To announce…

lol further proof that Governor Tim Walz was the right running mate for VP Harris because imagine you're almost #2 coming out and saying this.

everytime there's some absolutely foolish conversation happening in the Ni**asphere, about somebody none of us should even care about, it started with the Breakfast Club. Like why does anybody care about Dame Dash in the year of our lord 2025?

Only for my Mama's complaining ass

I don't know why she doesn't do covers more often. She could do a total eclipse like Kelly Clarkson

Arsenio got canceled for having Farrakhan on. that was seen in the United States, before. Respectfully, this is why you are struggling to engage Black people, currently. Even with it happening broadly, we have yet to reckon with the FACT that it has BEEN happening to Black & brown people forever

Living in America rn:

Evergreen

I was never gonna buy a smart fridge before, but I'm absolutely not gonna buy one now

Coming soon 🧡

A stunning man. Wow.

Dawg