So that you know …

OMG?

Oooh RHORI might be the one. They got a little bit of everything. And the wealth is on display. I'm into it.

I need to be babied soon. I’ve reached my big girl limit

Denver is like ....... pretending to be a city? Idk. VERY VERY off-putting vibes everywhere.

Watertown, NY. MY GOD.

“Why are teens taking over Hyde Park?” Bc you cut basketball nets and removed hoops in their hoods? Bc you’ve banned/restricted them from your cafes and bookstores and restaurants? Bc they’re competing for jobs alongside adults like it’s the fucking Hunger Games?

I don't think it's ever going to happen because I want too bad

Happy birthday, my love @iam-tjshaw.bsky.social

Y'all know who I like? James Marsden.

Good morning to Dawn Staley.

i hope Dawn Staley’s coffee tastes amazing this morning…

Ritalin is a wonder drug.

When Ralph Tresvant says “don’t need a man that’ll give you money” I don’t sing that part.

Girl, lemme go shut this fridge door. I'll call you back.

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

Also, a correction: the something borrowed was this amazing black number worn by Cate Blanchett last year in Venice. The Whitney dress is from that Essence event.

Fuck it. I'm getting a dozen crabs tomorrow. I'm tired of waiting!

Her shoes 🦋💙🩵

GOOD fuck her and her husband for trying to ruin that man’s career

Also, something old (the rewear of the 2015 Oscars dress), something new (that incredible long black bow train dress), something borrowed (that Whitney/Carrie flower dress) and something blue (this dress) for the 4 premieres is GENIUS. Gotdammit, Law!

THANK GOD somebody finally wore something striking from that incredible Schiaparelli show.

“You still help your kids? Ain’t they grown”?! BITCH AM I BREATHING!!???!!! TF!

I got a question for "well actually"-ass niggas, DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF? Does it feel good to add some bullshit point to an obviously sarcastic moment? Are you ok? Got damn!

Nobody is breaking their neck to move to fucking South Carolina. Please bffr.

Now that’s she fired, I want that hoe disbarred and thrown in jail.

i'm so sorry we've sent these souls to the moon and they're using outlook?

And I hope she goes to jail IMMEJIATELY

Every now and again I think abt how obsessed WW are with the "fountain of youth" and "looking young" and whole time it was lotion & sunscreen and they refuse to use it. Like the solution is literally right there.

That manosphere documentary really was a net negative because nobody's gonna look into the fact that at least TWO of those dudes are connected to the government

shoutout the good times we had on the bird app before it went to shit. shoutout my fellow black twitter folk who really kept that app afloat through some dark times for us. when i go, bury me with my phone open to funny tweets and, of course, bury me loose

the CIA posts stuff like this so you can feel like you're part of the ruling class by purchasing a pair of $150 loafers off eBay instead of asking for affordable housing, free healthcare, and better working conditions

Transphobia has no place in our society. This Transgender Day of Visibility, I'm thinking about our trans neighbors who live in unsafe places, are struggling with their mental health, & fighting for their right to exist. This Congresswoman sees you, loves you, & celebrates you.

Word.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

playing in somebody face publicly when you been in their dm’s privately takes some real hubris. icarus flying too close to the sun 😭

This ascension will be studied for years to come. Wow.

Dawg. That one time my dad showed up to the club I was too young to be at??? 😂😂😂🥹🥹😂😂😂🥹🥹

He'd rather die flipped over in a vehicle than have someone witness him doing coke and being a whore.

Lying like we can’t see her!

Men still won't be able to find it

I love this lady" The "reporter" was asking her these loaded racist question and she handle it perfectly. He really wants Black people protesting. 👏 Good for you lady. 92%

simply put: they don’t know our story. to be Black living in the center of an anti-Black empire puts us in a very unique position on the international stage— globally we are seen as the squanders of access and power, too lazy to reach out and grab the resources around us…

I would consider ordering some of these if stadium food was EVER served hot.

Finally, some decent news variety.com/2026/digital...

Im not against this tbh.

Education system so bad in Oklahoma that’s prob like a phd

My neighbor has wind chimes. I might get some wind chimes.

I've been doing 5 minute stretches I've found on YouTube. It's great.