Idk WHAT'S going on but "teeth from the nail salon" is a DRAAAAG and I'm livinggggg 😂

There is no such thing as breakfast food. Anything is fair game

I rode by yesterday and was aghast at how trashy everything looks. Smh

There's this thing people do when Black people post general enjoyment online and it really pisses me off. I promise you don't have to remind folk that heavier things are happening. Joy is resistance, too. Having fun is allowed. Duality exists.

Obsessed. (No, I did not play the hunger games for this bag, I got it on Poshmark for $20 more.)

I'm one of those people who gain weight in my head and my belly FIRST. WHY @GOD?

After well over a year of unemployment, I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel 🙌🏽🙌🏽 As things finally improve, I am asking for community assistance so I can keep my housing secure until I start getting paid. It is URGENT so I’m adding my CA too for speed. $bonnerjave I am almost there.

Let me just say... I've been wildly insecure about my looks for a bit now. I've gained about 35lbs over the last year due to some kind of autoimmune illness (I've yet to be diagnosed properly) and haven't felt cute for so long. Thanks for affirming that I've still got it. A little. 🥲😘😘

That painted by Esther blush blindness technique is fantastic.

I came outside (for work)

Sigh.

Now, sir.

Hello Christ? I'm 'bout to sin again.

Too funny🤣

I'm not mean, I'm in pain.

what the fuck. this is amazing. we live in the best and worst of times. such very different ends of the spectrum. will this be available? affordable? allowed? who tf know.

This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.

Whew. I knew parenting came with unsolicited advice but the sheer amount of bullshit that comes at you when raising a disabled child??!?! I should write a book. (And stop telling me to beat her for the love of God)

Short weeks feel the longest.

Baby, that obsession took over his liiiiiife.

We've spent a lot of time thinking that white people need education to not be racist and they've repeatedly proven to us that white supremacy has nothing to do with white people's knowledge of the world around them and their place in history. We gotta start believing them.

Still not over that insane Christian rap music I had to listen to in that Uber last week

Got damn! ED culture is back with a vengeance this time. All the famous dubdubs are frail af.

wooow

I just did the Costco run for a family BBQ cookout tomorrow, like 20 people coming... All I'm gonna say is stop asking why people aren't hosting cookouts anymore. You gotta have generational wealth to afford these prices out here.

I need a happy hour so bad

Epilogue of the Oldest Daughter: They’ll stand over your casket and weep after you’ve died from a stress related stroke. While you were here they really didn’t see your humanity. To them you were a tireless trauma vessel. They’ll miss what you did more than who you were. Change the narrative ♥️

Baby, the way I COMMIT to the shoes before I leave the house? We ride together, we die together. PERIOD.

“We needed this”

She got a remote control school bus and a bike and she is thrilled.

Ivy says "thank you" for all her bday wishes yesterday. Sorry if I missed you in the replies.

And it do be casual. As f.

THE DRIVER FOR MY FORTY-EIGHT MINUTE UBER RIDE IS PLAYING CHRISTIAN RAP

Y'all wanna cry with me?

A pledge is not necessarily legally binding, right?

On November 3, 2026, it might be raining, or even snowing. You may be tired, or getting over something. You might have to show up late for work, or leave early, or skip a class. Get registered now.

My baby is 9 today and I'm just in my gallery like

If y’all don’t know shit else about me, please know I am always here for neyo bashing.

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When them lights went out on that charter bus>>>>>

West Oakland bih Tuesday

Damn.

What I tell y’all about Stacey? She does the work!!

So they are just gonna kill everybody on Will Trent??? That's fine. Go ahead and kill my viewership as well.

This is pissing me off

Sabrina Harrison

Yesssssss